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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 01:47 AM |
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39 Way to Annoy Your Roommate
1.) Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2.) Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3.)Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like THEY were here again."
4.) Every time you see your roommate yell, "You son of a..." and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.
5.) Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.
6.) Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.
7.) Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll
have to face the consequences.
8.) Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give
your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.
9.) "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
10.) Every Thursday, pack up everything you own at an ungodly hour of the night, making lots of noise and turning on lights. Tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.
11.) Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back
to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.
12.) Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading!"
13.) Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
14.)Buy a plant.
Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you anymore!" then storm out of the room and slam
the door. Burn the plant, and keep the ashes in the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
15.) Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
16.) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
17.) Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, them? He/she won't be here much longer."
18.) If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
19.) Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
20.) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
21.) Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs,look at them excitedly and exclaim, "Oooh, are you dying?"
22.) Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
23.) Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."
24.) Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.
25.) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When
your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
26.) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
27.)Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.
28.) Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt,
and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.
29.) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
30.) Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with
fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
31.) Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.
32.) Call your roommate "Bonnie" by accident. Start doing so every so often.
Increase the
frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling
him "Bonnie" all the time. If your roommate protests, say,
"I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Clyde."
33.) When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
34.) Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."
35.)Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"
36.)Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing.
Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster
with two players."
37.) Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
38.) Put tape in the middle of the floor, claiming it seperates his side and your side. Every day increase your territory, until the tape is literally on his/her bed. Explain that Hitler was your grandfather. (By 2XtremeToTake)
39.) Constantly explain the sexual habits of radish in an excited manner. (By Lord_Woock)
40.) Have loud sex every night. The exception is if you can't find a guy to have sex with, in which case pretend you're having loud sex (groaning, "oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeesss..., etc.). (By Iris)
41.) Eat and write your name on your roommate's food. (By Iris)
42.) Insist that you keep the water running at all times, to keep the faucets in shape. (By War-overlord)
43.) Lock yourself in the bathroom. Wait for half an hour, then start screaming for help (splashing and generally making as much of a mess as possible) because you got your head stuck in the toilet again. (By War-overlord)
44.) Barge into your roommate's bedroom in the middle of the night, holding a flashlight and something simmular to a baseball bat. Then Shout: "Your infiltrating days are over, COMRADE !" (By War-overlord)
45.) Adjust your TV in such a way that people look green, when your roommate asks, tell that you're more comfortable this way. (By War-overlord)
46.) Ask your roommate what his/her gender REALLY is. (By War-overlord)
47.)Every time your roommate is watching TV, leap at the remote and turn off the TV. When asked, tell him/her that the magicbox was trying to steal his/her soul. (By War-overlord)
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 01:57 AM |
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38: Become Lady G's roomate & then invite Meryl over once a day for 3 hrs 
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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 02:00 AM |
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39.) Sign Aculias up as LG's roommate and see what she does to him.
*Bonus* See how fast it takes Aculias to look at her, scream girlishly, and run out.
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 02:05 AM |
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Maybe thats why she never posts her pic.
She does not want to run off everyone & she will have no one to talk to in here 
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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 02:07 AM |
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That happens to be exactly why... Let's hope she doesn't find this thread!
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 02:09 AM |
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Knowing her, this thread is as easy to find as One of Mocaras threads in TOH forum
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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 02:14 AM |
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 02:15 AM |
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Just to piss her off, you should just say F it & post one of her pics anyways
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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 02:32 AM |
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Do you WANT her to come over ot my house and shoot me dead for ruining her "forum"? And anyway, I don't have a digital camera or I would have posted a shot of myself up.
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 03:16 AM |
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Do it at your own risk. If you would prefer to have every guy on here pratically drooling all over you like if they never seen a real life female before
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LadyMeryl
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posted June 30, 2006 04:39 AM |
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That would be an extra reason why I wouldn't post a picture, if I even HAD a digital camera.
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LadyGuenivere
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posted June 30, 2006 05:14 AM |
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*not amused*
oh,lookie here. A thread about me.
*pulls out the useful,useful chainsaw*
and if meryl posted a pic, no one would know it was a real live female. If aculias posted, they would though.
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 05:15 AM |
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We all here may be thanking both of yall for saving our eye sights
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Guitarguy
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posted June 30, 2006 05:20 AM |
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The ULTIMATE annoyance for you and your roomate...
I'm in the next room blarin' my "Shiny Happy People" for hours on repeat!!! 
-Guitarguy
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 30, 2006 05:23 AM |
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Heh heres another one that wasn't on the list.
Put tape in the middle of the floor, claiming it seperates his side and your side. Every day increase your territory, until the tape is litterally on his/her bed. Explain that Hitler was your grandfather.
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LordTitan
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posted June 30, 2006 03:51 PM |
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Whenever it's your turn to cook, make something gros, like relish soup.
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Lord_Pc
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posted June 30, 2006 04:08 PM |
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keep asking if your wig has arrived. when they say no. act annoyed
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LadyGuenivere
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posted June 30, 2006 05:50 PM |
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or just put them in a room with aculias.
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Lord_Woock
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posted June 30, 2006 06:04 PM |
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Constantly explain the sexual habits of radish in an excited manner.
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2006 09:14 PM |
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Dang Woock you are all full of surprises
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