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War-overlord
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posted July 10, 2006 10:35 PM |
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How about:
- While watching TV, suddenly stand up, touch your head and look mindfull. When your roommate asks, tell him/her that the voices are back and that they are telling you to go and steal a parkbench.
- Insist on keeping a still in the room, in case they try to outlaw alchohol...Again.
- Insist that you keep the water running at all times, to keep the faucets in shape.
- Lock yourself in the bathroom. Wait for half an hour, then start screaming for help because you got your head stuck in the toilet again.
- Barge into your roomate's bedroom in the middle of the night, holding a flashlight and something simmular to a baseball bat. Then Shout: "Your infiltrating days are over, COMRADE !"
- Adjust your TV in such a way that people look green, when your roommate asks, tell that you're more comfortable this way.
- Ask your roommate what his/her gender REALLY is.
- Every time your roommate is watching TV, leap at the remote and turn off the TV. When asked, tell him/her that the magicbox was trying to steal his/her soul.
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LadyGuenivere
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posted September 21, 2006 11:27 PM |
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at exactly 12:00 every night scream, "Its got me!"
Repaeat for weeks.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 22, 2006 09:01 AM |
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Quote:
How about...
-Having very loud sex every night
-Gropping your bf/gf while everyone else is trying to eat
-Making out with your bf/gf while everyone else is trying to study
-EATING AND WRITING YOUR NAME ON YOUR ROOMMATE'S FOOD
Yeah, I had to go through all that. It was very disgusting. Most people find it amusing that I'm most angry about the food. Yeah... don't mess with my food. 
Edit:  The curse is back.
Okay I gotta agree with you on this one Iris. The food would definitely piss me off way more than the other things. I think after the other three things already annoying me, that's probably when I would flip out on him/her when someone started writing his/her name in my food and eating it. Oh boy they would get an earful.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 22, 2006 03:11 PM |
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Mostly for me is having a hard time falling asleep & your roomate has to have everythang loud.
TV loud, the voice is loud etc.
How can you get some sleep with that racket when you got to get up at 6 AM .
Alcohol dont help either
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 22, 2006 05:04 PM |
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Make it look like you add mysterious tablets to all their meals.
Prepare them food and leave empty pill packets around the place, and leave signs for them to notice.
If they ask about it, smile and say "It'll all be over soon. Don't worry."
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