Madness Controls Me
posted August 23, 2006 07:52 PM
You know your in West Virginia when....
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire
his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an West Virginia
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
been called a teeth brush.
An West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77
to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! Up in
flames and he
hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in
is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"