ChEsHiReKaT
Known Hero
Madness Controls Me
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posted August 23, 2006 07:52 PM |
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You know your in West Virginia when....
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire
estate to
his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an West Virginia
hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and
the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in West
Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have
been called a teeth brush.
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An West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77
and says
to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State
Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! Up in
flames and he
hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a
couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a
mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round
here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do
in Arkansas?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in
the world
is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"
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