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pandora
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posted October 24, 2006 10:32 PM |
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Save Bjorn from the green slimes!
In another thread green slimes are gathering forces together to trap Bjorn and do unspeakable things to him!
Word on the street is they may use cheese to try to bait him somehow...
Please help! Where are the SPAM Angels when you need em? Or maybe Mighty Mouse?
Does anyone have a vacuum?
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Nidhgrin
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posted October 24, 2006 10:39 PM |
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, it's the green slimes! 
I have two pencils, half a glass of water and a bubble gum wrapping... Anyone who knows how to make a vacuum cleaner out of those? 
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kookastar
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posted October 24, 2006 10:55 PM |
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Nidhgrin
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posted October 24, 2006 11:00 PM |
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Uh ow, trouble... one bubble gum wrapping will never do 
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vhilhu
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posted October 24, 2006 11:06 PM |
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Edited by vhilhu at 23:06, 24 Oct 2006.
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"Alas, poor Bjorn. I knew him, Horatio. (well not really)"
- Vhamlet, the evil invisible lizardman cyborg alien twin of Hamlet
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Two little Gnoll boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Gnoll boy left all alone;
He went and hung himself and then there were none.
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pandora
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posted October 24, 2006 11:17 PM |
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This is becoming very bad... very bad indeed!
Niddy, I have a pretzel, a Canada Goose tailfeather, and a some scented massage oil I stole from ladyG's spa - will this help?
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Nidhgrin
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posted October 24, 2006 11:28 PM |
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Edited by Nidhgrin at 23:29, 24 Oct 2006.
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Hmm, I think a plan is beginning to emerge...
To start, drinking the scented massage oil should increase our cheese resistance, which might give us the opportunity to stick the Canada Goose tailfeather into the slime with cheese, making it fly. From the air, a cleverly disguised glass of water, covered by a green bubblegum wrapping might make the slime with cheese mistake the glass for another slime... Once it touches the water (everyone knows water without caffeďne is lethal) it should atleast be scared away.
Think this might work?
Don't know what to do with the pencils and the pretzel other than eat them though, unless...
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Khaelo
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posted October 25, 2006 12:55 AM |
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Edited by Khaelo at 00:56, 25 Oct 2006.
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The pretzel sounds yummy, the pencils not so much. 
Has anyone tried setting the evil green slime blobs on fire? 
Rub two pencils together, use massage oil as lighter fluid?
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friendofgunnar
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posted October 25, 2006 01:49 AM |
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kookastar
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posted October 25, 2006 11:23 AM |
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They have just gained stealth. Will be hard to dodge now Bjornie 
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Lith-Maethor
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posted October 25, 2006 11:36 AM |
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oi...
every time you save bjorn, god kills a cheese slime
every time you vacuum, allah kills a green slime
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Khaelo
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posted October 26, 2006 03:50 AM |
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Quote:
Yog?
Yes Yog. See sig. 
On topic green slime:
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MightyMage
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posted October 26, 2006 07:12 AM |
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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