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MightyMage
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posted December 03, 2006 07:38 AM |
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So Iris kicked my @$$
...and that's putting it lightly. I was beaten so badly (at Soul Calibur III, not literally) that I considered lying to you all in hopes of saving what little dignity I have left.
But just for the hell of it, let's go back and I'll tell you all about my trip to go see Iris.
First I got some directions from Mapquest because although I knew how to get to the city she lives in I had no idea how to get to her place.
Super, I got there...sort of. Turns out I was supposed to turn down one more street and go to the other tall building next to the parking structure. So I parked my car down some side street which turned out to be about a mile away from where she actually was.
When I finally got up to her building (out of breath and freezing my butt off) she showed me around her apartment and proceeded to get to the business for which I came, (besides me getting the chance to meet the beautiful Iris  ) Soul Calibur III. Apparently I was supposed to bring my own controller (how cheap is that) so she had to invite some other guy over to borrow his. She proceeded to call me lame and taunt me from her couch. My secret? I knew the minute I walked in that I was about to get served. Not just bad but horrible. I was barely able to get any good attacks in (besides throwing her across the battlefield) before she would annihilate me. She didn't stop with my life bar though. After I hit the ground she pulled a few more combos for good measure. The best way to describe it is a match between a retarded monkey baby and a 12 foot monster with six arms and 5 foot claws. Oh and fangs, big big fangs.
After she was done virtually chopping my balls off she sicked her buddy on me.
Afterwards we went out for Thai Food which apparently was made by Korean people. Either way it was pretty good.
Now that she has proved that I am in fact a lamer when it comes to playing Soul Calibur III, I only have one thing to say:
I didn't have time to win that silly game. I was FAR too busy...
...Being Delicious! 
Maybe I can convince her to post the picture she had her wife take of us.  
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Iris
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posted December 03, 2006 08:20 PM |
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Wow, that's rather offensive.
Didn't know some of you males are so lacking in confidence to get angry and lash out after a joke. Pity.
Back on topic now, I only talk big back to big talkers.  Mr. Judge Fudge was rather convinced that I was bluffing, but I guess after doing some research, he became so afraid that he didn't even bring his controller. After 2 reminders.
And then he tells me that he has practiced against the wrong character, so to make it fair, I picked up that wrong character and finished the rest of the match (who happens to be the inferior sister, Cassandra). And I believe I've only hit you twice after depleting your life bar. Others were ring outs. My victory stance is a soul charge. Or running out of the ring and killing myself too.  Those are fun.
Then being as busy as I am, I had to go back to doing my case studies, and the boys played each other. They seemed evenly matched though, but also lots of taunting. Boys. But I'm sure now he's learned that he needs to bring is own controller if he wants a rematch.
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pandora
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posted December 03, 2006 10:26 PM |
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I don't usually do it the VW, but some of you should be reminded that the Code of Conduct does still apply here, personal insults are still a "no-no"
Thread cleaned, please be respectful of each other.
/modhat
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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MightyMage
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posted December 04, 2006 12:03 AM |
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Just so you all know, it wasn't just a good solid @$$ kicking I went there for. I had fun joking around with her and her friends as well.
As far as a re-match goes, hell yeah. This time I might actually block.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 04, 2006 12:41 AM |
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sure you will, MM, sure you will
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Guitarguy
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posted December 04, 2006 02:02 AM |
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Quote:
Thread cleaned, please be respectful of each other.
Oh, blast it all! I always miss seeing the fun stuff... 
Iris: When you come to Hawaii, please tell me what was deleted.
-Guitarguy
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Iris
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posted December 04, 2006 04:24 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 04:25, 04 Dec 2006.
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Here's the picture.
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted December 04, 2006 04:57 AM |
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Edited by william at 04:58, 04 Dec 2006.
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is that MM?
looking good Iris, and mightymage 
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violent_flower
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Almost there.
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posted December 04, 2006 05:52 AM |
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You are blushing, zomg, so cute…
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MightyMage
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posted December 04, 2006 05:53 AM |
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Yeah, she was totally blushing. I get that effect from all women.
It's because I'm so...
DELICIOUS!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted December 04, 2006 05:56 AM |
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sure you are mightyman  
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Lith-Maethor
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posted December 04, 2006 06:55 AM |
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hmmmm....
"i'm so ....delicious!"
you keep saying that, i do not think it means what you think it means
no, seriously though... are you trying to tell us something? 
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MightyMage
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posted December 04, 2006 07:35 AM |
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uh...not you specifically. But the women that have tasted this flavor have all agreed that I am in fact...
DELICIOUS!
But on a serious note...well maybe not. Hmmmmm, I have no idea what I was about to type.
Oh well, just keep in mind that if any of you others get the lucky chance to meet Iris, know this:
She will kick your @$$!
edit: Oh yeah, I remember now. If you all look closely at the above pic you will notice that I am in fact free of braces. I got those pesky things off in February of this year. Now all I have left to work on are those rosy cheeks.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
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posted December 04, 2006 07:39 AM |
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unlikely...
that said, she may still get a chance... after those delicious comments, my mind will not be on the game...
EDIT: and the plot thickens... you dirty little....
i have only one thing to say:
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Guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted December 04, 2006 05:03 PM |
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Quote:
I am in fact free of braces. I got those pesky things off in February of this year.
Tell us the truth...Iris knocked them out, didn't she?
Did her punch/kick/arrow/[insert Final Fantasy attack here] allow you to skip that final appointment with the orthodontist?
-Guitarguy
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russ
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blah, blah, blah
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posted December 04, 2006 06:06 PM |
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Now all I have left to work on are those rosy cheeks.
Are you sure you want to do it? Because now you've got someone who likes it:Quote:
You are blushing, zomg, so cute…
Btw, I feel your pain, man. It must suck because people always think that you are blushing, while in reality you're always like this. I guess you just weren't cut out to be a salesman
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MightyMage
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posted December 06, 2006 07:32 AM |
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Who would want to be a salesman anyway?
Can't you tell by my constant rants spread throughout HC how much I love my job? I love it so much that I met with Human Resources today to set up some Tuition Reimbursment so I can go back to school and get out of that place. The only way Technicolor could ever be considered a "career" is if you had an office job there at which point you can move up in the ranks a lot easier. I do paperwork and have an office space (which I share with two other people) but I'm still considered a Floor Worker. How lame is that?
But I've completely gone off topic.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Iris
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posted December 06, 2006 08:21 AM |
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Tell us the truth...Iris knocked them out, didn't she?
Of course. So who's next in line? 
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Iris
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posted April 07, 2007 04:21 AM |
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Maxi.
One hand.
^_^
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Aculias
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posted April 07, 2007 04:28 AM |
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It's called blocking.
You should try it sometime Snowflake
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