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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 08, 2007 10:36 PM |
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Edited by bixie at 22:38, 08 Apr 2007.
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the bastardly quiz
this is just for fun. i have been called a bastard on many occasions, for different reasons. here are four, archetypical, bastards, each for different reasons, and i want to know what you think you are!
what kind of bastard are you.
question 1: how would your friends describe you
a. self-confident
v. feirce
s. dodgy
l. laidback
question 2: what is your favourite trait
a. my impressive status
v. my fists
s. my mind
l. my ability to shift work
question 3: if a group of people had something you wanted, what would you do?
a. make sure that those fools left it there then take it for myself.
v. get them to give it to me.
s. play along with them, let them give it to me, then put it somewhere, claim i can't find it and keep it!
l. stuff it, can't be bothered.
question 4: your friend (?) has some concert tickets, you've been waiting for these for all of an hour, but he is stuck between choosing you and his other friend. he will give the tickets tomorrow, what do you do?
a. impress upon him how much better it will be to take you along rather than that snotty-nosed toe rag.
v. threaten the other friend to not show up tomorrow.
s. make friends with the other friend, then slip them a sleeping drug to make sure that they don't come tomorrow.
l. go on the web and find tickets for yourself.
question 5: you have a fight with a rival, a tothedeathgrudgematch, behind Dixons. you are allowed to bring a weapon on choice. what do you do and bring?
a. bring the finest rapier possible, and humilate your rival in full view of his friends.
v. bring a large club, and beat the idiot senseless
s. give him a glass of water, laced with posion, then fight him. if he is still standing, draw a knife on him and kill him.
l. bring a gun.
question 6: many people see you as a trustworthy person (little do they know). they give you some money when you were broke. you then spend it. they then ask for it back, what do you do?
a. give them the money they wanted, simple, your rich enough.
v. beat up somebody and get their money of them.
s. you take out a loan from a bank using a stolen credit card, under a false name, and give the money to your friends.
l. simple, you don't.
question 7: your boss needs you to get rid of some nuclear waste. what do you do?
a. put it under a school (its only a state school) near one of your rival's home.
v. force someone else to take care of it.
s. sell it as Enriched uranium to a country, as conditional aid, which means that you can tax the country for it, even after they find out its fake.
l. give it to an underling and forget about it.
question 8: your uncle is about to die. he is writing his will. he was quite wealth, and naturally, you want the money and property. what do you do?
a. tell him that he is disgracing the families name if he gives it to anyone else.
v. blackmail him to change his will.
s. tell him that you will give the money to a good cause, like cancer research, and the house will be made into a hospital for paients. if he still doesn't believe you, forge a document.
l. do nothing and kill whoever gets it.
question 9: someone has just insulted you, calling you a bastard ( ). what do you do?
a. turn the argument around and give them a long stream of impressive insults, until they are lost for words.
v. punch them hard in the stomach.
s. send a virus around to his friends, and set a tracer to his mailbox. further heighten the crime by also sending to the police computers.
l. can be bothered to do anything yourself? just simply get an underling to kill him.
if mostly a's you're: arrogant bastard-
vain, narcissitic, self important. you are completely confident in your beliefs and passions, looking down your nose at everyone else. you have a painfully strong sense of honour, and often make a big deal about either your personal or your family history (most of it false). you prefer to publicly humilate enemies, egotistically making gibs at them whilst they are down.
if mostly v's you're: violent bastard-
aggressive, short tempered, you restort to extortion and blackmail at your very best, physically pummeling the enemy into submission, traction or death at worse. you naturally take care of things quickly and effiecently, getting your hands dirty if nessecary. you often hate minority groups or people who are liberal, but prefer to deal with people who annoy you first.
if mostly s's you're: scheming bastard-
devious, guileful, you have a large plot afoot, doing all you can to gain power. often greedy, you simply want power, but to do so, you get rid of enemies in any underhanded way possible. no rues too low and no dive too depraved, you pull at the heartstrings of your friends, making them think they are doing the right thing. if something goes wrong in your plan, a quick alternation, and your back on track!
if mostly l's you're: lazy bastard-
shiftless, good-for-nothing, if anything needed effort, you would avoid it. its much more simple to bribe or cheat than to study for exams. often slacking of work, you ask for favours from your friends and pass work down to your underlings, not caring for the consequences. more importantly, you are almost cold-bloodedly swift when it comes to death, but you are also more worried about your own skin.
enjoy!
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted April 09, 2007 01:06 AM |
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Edited by wog_edn at 01:08, 09 Apr 2007.
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Yay, I am:
vain, narcissitic, self important. you are completely confident in your beliefs and passions, looking down your nose at everyone else. you have a painfully strong sense of honour, and often make a big deal about either your personal or your family history (most of it false). you prefer to publicly humilate enemies, egotistically making gibs at them whilst they are down.
 Totally wrong though, none of it is correct 
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 09, 2007 09:04 AM |
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its just an experiment to see whether i got the questions and answers write.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 09, 2007 10:33 AM |
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i am
aggressive, short tempered, you restort to extortion and blackmail at your very best, physically pummeling the enemy into submission, traction or death at worse. you naturally take care of things quickly and effiecently, getting your hands dirty if nessecary. you often hate minority groups or people who are liberal, but prefer to deal with people who annoy you first.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted April 09, 2007 10:47 AM |
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^ Bet it is correct
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted April 09, 2007 12:51 PM |
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you don't have to do the description, just the type of bastard.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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