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Ted
Ted


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posted April 01, 2007 08:46 PM

The ADAM War Diary

April 3rd 2007

two days since ADAM was hacked by KD and FF. two long cold days. first blood came from the mods after the assassination of sfidanza, this angried many of both mod and spammer. Next was devistating. ADAM lost it and some of Baklavas weed and FF somehow hacked straight through his firewall. Worried by the ever growing ADAM, the mods gathered togethered in one place, the gate of Mod. This great is as old as time itself and has never fallen in battle to the Home team. Dawn broke. ADAM rose from the heights of the hill of Admin and called out these words, "the cleasning begins today!", ADAM then shot 10,000 -QP at the mods, pandora, Alc and Lich_King all died in seconds after the pain of seeing the following words infront of them
"to the wastelands". They disappeared. T he battle lasted 12 more grulling seconds with only MM, Val and angelito remaining. With her last breath angelito ran at ADAM only to be met by another 10,000 -QP for spamming. Then there where were 2, Val spoke "i made the Modsqaud, i will protect the Modsquad", MM nodded and ran into the horrison on horseback, that same horse won county fair for tallest
horse owned by a computer. ADAM plunged his hand into Vals brain and ripped out his soul, without it, HC fell silent.
Gone, it was all gone, no remains not even the Horrison that ADAM came from, it was gone. Without the Mods, everyone looked at their God, Vlaad, he spent 6 hours taking in the fact that he was leading the community against a Mod, sadly during that time the Other Side forum and the Altar both were deleted and sentenced to the VW. On the bright side Baklava made millions selling weed to ADAM and Trogdor made some new friends and even went on a date with pandora.
Now, he's out there, where locked in Vlaad ultra-big-mondo-largo-kingo castle while we wait for him, the Automatic Digital Artificial Moderator
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Daystar
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posted April 01, 2007 08:55 PM

lol, good story.  You actually evoked my emotions.

we have a lot of good writers on this forum.

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Ted
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posted April 01, 2007 08:58 PM

thanks Daystar, i thought Baklava would do one of these in time, i simply beat him to it
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Spectrum
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posted April 01, 2007 09:06 PM

Nice story
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posted April 01, 2007 09:36 PM

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...With her last breath angelito ran at ADAM only to be met by another 10,000 -QP for spamming...
Nice story....except this little gender problem u seem to have...
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GenieLord
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posted April 01, 2007 09:38 PM

ADAM is a male. It's written in his profile.

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posted April 01, 2007 09:43 PM

ADAM?
I think this "her" is refered to angelito.....
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baklava
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posted April 01, 2007 10:06 PM

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i thought Baklava would do one of these in time, i simply beat him to it

Always nice to see some concurence to spice things up a bit...
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Ted
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posted April 01, 2007 10:31 PM

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ADAM?
I think this "her" is refered to angelito.....


yes, i thought you were a girl (no offence)

Quote:
Always nice to see some concurence to spice things up a bit...


hmm, phase 1. become pupil: check

phase 2. become more powerful than master: check

phase 3. turn to the darkside:
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Lich_King
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posted April 01, 2007 10:57 PM

Oh just one minor thingie...

I cannot die... just cant...
As I never die...
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Elvin
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posted April 01, 2007 11:23 PM

Lol that was brilliant!
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baklava
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posted April 01, 2007 11:43 PM

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phase 2. become more powerful than master: check

Why did you have to do that? Now I have to say something like "It's on "...
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Daystar
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Back from the Dead
posted April 02, 2007 03:12 AM

dibs on being Yoda.

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Ted
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posted April 03, 2007 09:47 AM

please, Darth Sidious wiped the floor with yoda and (could) do the same for Obi-wan

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Lol that was brilliant!


thanks
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Guitarguy
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posted April 03, 2007 10:25 AM

Quote:
I think this "her" is refered to angelito.....

That's called the Kyrre Syndrome. Still, wouldn't "ita" denote a girl more than "ito"?

This would make a funny Flash video, if anyone had the time. Hmmm...GGuy_Addict...

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william
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posted April 03, 2007 10:30 AM

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Hmmm...GGuy_Addict...





You called?


I might make it, since I do have soooo much time on my hands

And ADAM is history
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posted April 03, 2007 10:36 AM

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That's called the Kyrre Syndrome. Still, wouldn't "ita" denote a girl more than "ito"?
Often explained already. "Angel" is a male world. That's why the city is called "LOS Angeles" and not "LAS Angeles". So no matter what gender someone has, if u call him/her "little angel", it will be "angelito". Same with "devilito"..
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted April 03, 2007 10:54 AM

I think that you are more of a devilito, then an Angelito
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Ted
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posted April 03, 2007 03:24 PM

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This would make a funny Flash video, if anyone had the time. Hmmm...GGuy_Addict...


you want it? you got it

The ADAM War by Ted

Quote:
Oh just one minor thingie...

I cannot die... just cant...
As I never die...


really? shots in head i need a bigger gun
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posted April 03, 2007 03:42 PM

ted, flash video not gif compressed to avi or some pictures thrown into mm

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