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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 16, 2007 04:25 AM |
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more alternatives
Perhaps there should be a third alternative upgrade.
Haven:
1. Hillbilly (Double Vulnerability to Mind Spells, Occasional Taxpayer)
2. Merciful Shooter (Unable to Kill)
3. Tin Can (Contains Fish)
4. Zoo Griffin (Attract Kids)
5. Jerry Falwell (Moral Majority)
6. Brokeback Mountain Cowboy (Attract Same)
7. Mutated Angel (Ressurect Random)
Academy:
1. Kool-Aid Man (Wallbreaker)
2. Stoned Gargoyle (Dispenses Marijuana)
3. Rust Golem (Double Damage from Water)
4. Mage Dropout (Can't Cast Spells)
5. Djinn with a Bottle (Dispense Alchohol)
6. Rakshasa Maneater (Berserk)
7. Giant Mistake (Bankrupt)
Dungeon:
1. Creep (Creep Out)
2. Half-Naked Lady With Daggers (nothing we haven't seen before)
3. Cow (Moo)
4. Dodge Raider (Falls Apart)
5. Drug Hydra (Dispense Drugs)
6. Porn Star (STD)
7. Dragon of Darkness People (Fail)
Inferno:
1. ArchHellImp (Overuse Name)
2. Horned Manager (Waste Money)
3. Lassie (Rescue Family)
4. Monica Lewinsky (Seduce President)
5. Doommare (teh |)00/\/\!)
6. Pit Janitor (Clean Floor)
7. ArchHellDevil Demon (Overuse Name)
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Eccentric Opinion
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted June 16, 2007 05:14 AM |
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Sylvan
John Inman (Attract same)
Ballet Dancer (Looks pretty, wears pink)
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Weed Druid ( )
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Bush (makes hero rush into fights he shouldn't)
Gay Dragon (attracts other dragons)
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted June 16, 2007 06:42 AM |
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Dungeon
H4X02 - unbelievably rigged
Blood Emo - Cut self
Minotaur Bard - Plays the "Hairy Banjo"
Dark Panzy - Runaway, Lose Tail, Regenerate Tail
Dozen Heads - Attacks all surrounding squares
Sado-Masochist Woman - Whip self, Whip other, Seduce, Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs
Insufficient Light Dragon - Heralds of Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light, who will darn you to heck
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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SwampLord
Supreme Hero
Lord of the Swamp
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posted June 16, 2007 03:57 PM |
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Those are hilarious.
Fortress:
Angry Midget (Hit Below the Belt)
(not sure for skirmisher)
Lazer Bear Rider (Lazer Eyes)
Drunken Midget (Slurred Speech)
Really Old Midget (Ancient Midget Wisdom)
Really Obese Midget (Crash Diet)
Firey L337 Dragon (Destroy no0bs)
Yeah, I know they suck. I'm still working on them.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 16, 2007 05:05 PM |
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nerco alts
Skeleton in the cubboard (Walks around in a cupboard, when attacks, it pops out and shouts "BOO")
Zombie Grandad (with a zimmerframe (it might move faster!) and keeps on saying "young people these days" or "when i was alive", spits worthers originals (type of hard boiled sweet))
Ghoooooooooosts (not there, as people don't believe in them any more. however, if people do believe in them, then the enemy gets to call out the ghost-busters (complete with theme music))
Vampire prime minister (tony blair in a vampire constume. doesn't want to attack, saying "look, lets sort this out, alright? lets have a proper referrendem on it, and go on from there". howver, once he has finished, a werewolf gordon brown comes along and takes his place.)
Superdeadlylichlordoftheunderworldcometotakeovertheuniverse! (its just a statue)
the Rasmus (their singing is so bad its deadly!)
some weird dragon creature made of pure evil (real name kitty)
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Orfinn
Supreme Hero
Werewolf Duke
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posted June 16, 2007 05:30 PM |
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Hehe, crazy thread
For zombie I suggest Michael Jackson and the special ability sneeze force. The result all enemies sneeze so much their nose falls off!
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chester_a_r
Hired Hero
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posted June 16, 2007 06:01 PM |
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This is gonna be a long topic 
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wiseguy
Hired Hero
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posted July 13, 2007 06:08 PM |
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Pretty Pink Pony- a pink unicorn with a princess that kills everything
Santa Claus- Gives toys to teh good kids but kills the bad children with his big axe.
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Don't talk with mouth open
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LiZaRdMeN
Disgraceful
Known Hero
The king of Grimheim
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posted July 19, 2007 11:12 AM |
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we need more alts
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