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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted June 20, 2007 11:49 PM |
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VALS PARTY
This is a party thread for Val. He has been working so hard for us and seems to be a bit unappreciated lately. So feel free to add balloons, party favors, and even some drinks so we can all thank him...
Yummy drinks!!!
Good food!
Party favors!
Oh my God I almost forgot, you can't have a party without these.
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted June 21, 2007 12:01 AM |
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pssst - VF - ixnay on the eatmay 
Valeriy would prefer Veggie fare lol 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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violent_flower
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Almost there.
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posted June 21, 2007 12:04 AM |
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Vegetarian? Um, well someone else can bring the damn veggies, I'm tapped out. I have spent all I'm going to, that thirty pounds of boobs cost a crap load. I hope he likes them...
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted June 21, 2007 12:28 AM |
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted June 21, 2007 02:14 AM |
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Ok....LONG PAUSE....sighs................
Well I always wondered what it would be like to party with Val. Um, no meat, no drinks, and next your going to tell me that putting those ripe cantaloupes in his mouth is to close to eating meat for him. Can't wait to see this bachelor party.
So we are left with a great wholesome veggie tray, some good O'Doul's, and body shots off off a hot girl dressed in a snow suit. GREAT!
So where do I sign up? WOOHOO
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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Binabik
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Legendary Hero
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posted June 21, 2007 04:26 AM |
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That's ok VF, it leaves more wine for the rest of us.
*fires up the blender and makes a fruit smoothie for Val*
Veggie Kabobs
Eggplant
Can't forget pizza
And an after dinner smoothie
*checks out the 30 pound boobs*
Hmmmm, silicon is natural, right?
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted June 21, 2007 05:16 AM |
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Too damn funny!!! That is some funny stuff.
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 21, 2007 04:40 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 16:42, 21 Jun 2007.
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Yeah, party!!!
What do you mean "no drinks"???
Now come on, Val, I know you still have Russian blood flowing through your veins, but don't worry we'll fix that! When this pary's over the only thing you'll have in your veins is the best 40% alcohol liquid:
Oh, yeah and we can't drink without these:
What did I forget? Oh right, better get prepared for the morning after the party:
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted June 22, 2007 01:32 PM |
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Heeeh, I pooped my own party 
Thass rite VF, I don't drink (well I do drink but not alcohol) and don't eat animal products  And as for boobs, natural only please 
However, the intention is appreciated, and Binabnik saves the day!  You got tha style man 
Vodka =  and  and 
Russia would be a much better place without it...
After a vegie feast let's bring in the music and the ladies Sober = got the moves
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted June 22, 2007 02:51 PM |
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Quote:
I know you still have Russian blood flowing through your veins
I thought vodka was what flows through russian veins
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted June 22, 2007 06:23 PM |
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That lead, and radiation
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted June 22, 2007 09:04 PM |
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*plugging in kareoke machine and getting excited about seeing Val's moves*
hehee
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uhuh
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted June 22, 2007 09:16 PM |
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*gets up and tests mic*
hello hello
*mic is dead*
hang on....
*makes some adjustments on karaoke machine*
hell *SQUUEEEEEEAL*
*makes some more adjustments*
hello? ahh there we go. Anybody remember the 90's? Anybody remember a band called Soundgarden?
*driving guitar riff starts in background*
here's a number called "Jesus Christ Pose"
*head bangs for half a minute while intro builds up*
And you stare at me....
In your jesus christ pose
Arms held out
Like youve been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You dont want to be my slave
But youre staring at me
Like I need to be saved
In your jesus christ pose
Arms held out
In your jesus christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like its the coming of the lord
And I swear to you
That I would never feed you pain
But youre staring at me
Like Im driving the nails
In your jesus christ pose
And you stare at me
In your jesus christ pose
Arms held out like its
The coming of the lord
And would it pay you more to walk on water
Than to wear a crown of thorns
It wouldnt pain me more to bury you rich
Then to bury you poor
In your jesus christ pose
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Binabik
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted June 22, 2007 10:09 PM |
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Hey Val, how about these?
OK, so they're wearing a little makeup, but I'm sure they're fine without it. (And you wouldn't want to make them pout by saying anything about it would you?)
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted June 23, 2007 01:01 PM |
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I've been waiting 12 hours for that pic to upload now....
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uhuh
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted June 23, 2007 01:02 PM |
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OM ICTC
I swear they only just appeared for me 
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uhuh
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted June 23, 2007 01:12 PM |
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Ok, these will do, except that the last pic is crudely photoshopped, but we'll fogrive that makeup
Turn it up FOG!
Who's got the moves
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 23, 2007 01:24 PM |
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Vals Party eh?
Gimme some beer!!
Oh wait, I am underaged....so what drinks have you got, or wil lyou be having?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Tenaka
Famous Hero
Makes sense
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posted June 23, 2007 02:24 PM |
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We've got a drink just for you, William:
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Houseism of the week:
As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 23, 2007 02:28 PM |
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What are you doing with Kitten Val .
Something you cant tell me ?
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Dreaming of a Better World
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