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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 05, 2007 05:14 AM |
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"Don't worry, rat poison only kills rats"
- last words
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John says to live above hell.
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Daystar
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Back from the Dead
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posted August 05, 2007 05:37 AM |
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"Roomate wanted, small appartment, nice view, frequent visitors"
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 05, 2007 08:58 AM |
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"I am you, twenty years from now, and FoG was a funny guy".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted August 05, 2007 09:11 AM |
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Quote:
and FoG was a funny guy".
lol, you would actually have that on your tombstone? 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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EliteLeader
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posted August 05, 2007 12:09 PM |
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I want to be incinerated too, but if I had a tombstone I would want it to read something like: See you in Hell or Rest in pieces 
or
Thanks for cleaning up all the mess ive made 
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"One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other"
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frostwolf
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livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted August 06, 2007 12:57 AM |
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"Remember tomorrow" is also a nice one.
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Miru
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A leaf in the river of time
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posted August 07, 2007 04:34 AM |
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last words - "What does this button do?" "It's not loaded"
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SwampLord
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posted August 07, 2007 05:29 AM |
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"I'm not dead yet!" accompanied by a picture of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Although "I'll be back" has potential.
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They can take my swamp, they can take my town, but they will never take my FREEDOM!
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phoenixreborn
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posted August 07, 2007 05:33 AM |
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 07, 2007 07:28 AM |
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"GAME OVER
Insert coin(s) to play again"
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John says to live above hell.
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Binabik
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posted August 07, 2007 09:40 AM |
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I don't want a tombstone because I don't want to be buried. I want to be taken out to the forest somewhere and sat against a tree where I could return to nature. Being eaten by a cool animal like a wolf would be a big plus. I would consider that a total honor.
OK, I'm weird.
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Tenaka
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Makes sense
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posted August 07, 2007 12:04 PM |
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Yeah...That's just a liiiittle scary, Binabik
Well, I was going to say, "So long and thanks for all the fish", but that was already mentioned in the first post...Probably something like:
"Tenaka was an awesome, intelligent, sweet, cool, and handsome man...Now copy this message onto 10 other tombstones or he will come out of his grave and eat your brains!"
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Houseism of the week:
As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.
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antipaladin
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 07, 2007 12:06 PM |
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"The greates men to be ever created to face the humenity"
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types in obscure english
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GenieLord
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posted August 07, 2007 12:27 PM |
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"IM NOT DEAD CANT BREATHE HELP"
LOL! That made me laugh a lot! Great one!
Long time ago, someone said:
"He passed away while he was sleeping, and everyone shouted 'Wake up! You are driving!'"
Mine will be:
"Have a good meal, bugs!"
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baklava
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Mostly harmless
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posted August 07, 2007 12:52 PM |
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I don't want a tombstone because I don't want to be buried. I want to be taken out to the forest somewhere and sat against a tree where I could return to nature. Being eaten by a cool animal like a wolf would be a big plus. I would consider that a total honor.
Actually, that's completely understandable. I would want that too The natural course. Every treehugger on the planet understands that.
The problem is that it's illegal... :/ And there's the question of practicality - if everyone did that, soon people pretty much couldn't walk through a local wood anymore cause, well, there would be rotting corpses everywhere.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
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money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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GenieLord
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posted August 07, 2007 01:28 PM |
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Quote:
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I don't want a tombstone because I don't want to be buried. I want to be taken out to the forest somewhere and sat against a tree where I could return to nature. Being eaten by a cool animal like a wolf would be a big plus. I would consider that a total honor.
Actually, that's completely understandable. I would want that too The natural course. Every treehugger on the planet understands that.
The problem is that it's illegal... :/ And there's the question of practicality - if everyone did that, soon people pretty much couldn't walk through a local wood anymore cause, well, there would be rotting corpses everywhere.
LOL, that would be pretty scary.
It's better to stay in tombstones.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 07, 2007 01:30 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 13:31, 07 Aug 2007.
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It's better to stay in tombstones.
You mean like Han Solo?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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eldiax
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posted August 07, 2007 03:56 PM |
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Miru
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A leaf in the river of time
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posted August 07, 2007 05:32 PM |
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Plz res, I has gld in bank
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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mvassilev
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posted August 07, 2007 05:37 PM |
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"While I'm sure that you are hoping to see something inspiring or, at least, interesting here, you will have to try to live with yourself with the knowledge that you wasted several seconds of your life while reading this. I hope that the bitterness you feel now will inspire you to put a similar message on your tombstone, to waste the life of some other unfortunate who chances to look upon it. By the way, you are still wasting your time by reading my tombstone."
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