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posted August 11, 2007 02:44 PM |
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Qupting's powers are so incomprehensible that he once saved a child by diving into a pool of egg beaters.
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And Qupting went unto LRH, and he saw a child there who said, "wich digimon would you pick if you were a digdestin  " And TnT said unto the child, "Areyoufreakinnutsmon  " And the child, not comprehending the teachings of Namus, said, "who the hell is nutsmon". So Angelito struck the child with his hammer of silence. A few days later, the child regained the ability to talk, and he insulted Aculias. Qupting grew angry, and dove into a pool of eggbeaters, and got one out. "Behold! This is the eggbeater of silence!" Qupting said, and struck the child with it. "You are saved! No angry mob will come after you now!" Qupting spoke, and the child left.
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He then went on to attempt to save a baby falling out of a skyscraper with his laser eyes, but then realized he did not have that power.
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And he saw a child jumping off the Wastelands' 16777175 threads, and Qupting said, "May my laser eyes save him!" And his disciples spake unto him, "Master, thou hast no laser eyes." And Qupting said, "Verily ye speak, children. But with the Power and Grace of Namus all are saved!" And beams of red shone from his eyes, and lo! the child was safe.
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posted August 11, 2007 03:40 PM |
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We should make a thread in the Glade called
The Book of Namus
entailing the gospels of Namus and the life of Qupting
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posted August 11, 2007 04:55 PM |
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Indeed. For those who wallow in the mire of IGNORANCE without the guidinng WORD OF NAMUS shall not only suffer in this life, but in the next as well!
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posted August 15, 2007 12:21 PM |
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QUPTING GIVE ME STRENGTH
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posted August 15, 2007 12:27 PM |
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Book of TITAN 25:17
"The path of the righteous poster is beset on all threads by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil mods.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and quality points, shepherds the noobs through the valley of the wastelands.
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost posts.
And Qupting will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to flame and ban my brothers.
And you will know I am Namus when I lay my vengeance upon you."
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posted August 15, 2007 02:28 PM |
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Surely you made a mistake, TA. This passage says "Namus", not Qupting.
"The path of the righteous poster is beset on all threads by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil mods.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and quality points, shepherds the noobs through the valley of the wastelands.
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost posts.
And Namus will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to flame and ban my brothers.
And you will know I am Namus when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Amen. What does Namus tell us in this? Namus tells us to protect the noobs, and he also tells us that he will protect us if anyone shall attempt to do evil to us. Praise Namus!
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posted August 15, 2007 02:48 PM |
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I am mistaken not, brother.
For it is Namus who speaks to us, however he refers to Qupting to deal out his vengeance.
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posted August 15, 2007 02:55 PM |
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Of course, Brother TA. How could I have been mistaken! I pray that Namus may be able to forgive me.
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posted August 16, 2007 12:16 AM |
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I heard that Qupting was such an ugly baby that his parents had to feed him with a slingshot 
*laughing hysterically*
That goes well beyond having to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink ugly....
*snorts*
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posted August 16, 2007 01:59 PM |
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I once saw Qupting totally uppercut a kid just for opening a window.
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posted August 16, 2007 02:48 PM |
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I once saw a starving woman pray to Qupting, and immediately she got food.
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posted August 16, 2007 02:52 PM |
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Qupting is extremely fast; to give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose.
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posted August 16, 2007 02:57 PM |
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That goes well beyond having to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink ugly....
*snorts*
You have no idea.
I heard that once Qupting was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Qupting killed the whole town.
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posted August 16, 2007 03:06 PM |
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But he was meaning to do that from the very beginning. That town was full of immorality.
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posted August 17, 2007 03:45 PM |
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Their fault I guess. Moral: don't be immoral towards Namus.
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