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Thread: Homers Story
Homer171
Homer171


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 16, 2007 11:01 PM

Homers Story

A Long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

Mighty emperor created 4 mods to rule the galaxy. Each whit different strengths and weaknesses. Lighthearted Pandora ruled the lands of the Wastelands whit her purple mod sword. Goody-good Mighty_Mage guarded the transportations and exits of other galaxies whit his blueish mod sword. Most vicious of all mods named Alcibiades ruled the lands of Ashan everyone who grossed his path surely got taste of his red moderators blade. Last sword was given to intelligent scholar named Angelito. He protected the Library of Enlightenment whit his neon green mod sword. But little did they know. One last sword was made. One sword to rule them all. His name you shouldn't say if you wish to live another day. Name was Evil Lich_King if you must know.

War over the lands started. Soon moderators saw that there aren't change against the Evil Lich_King and his orange carrot super moderator sword. All 4 mods combined their forces and attacked the Evil Witch *caugh* i mean Lich King. Lich stood in the middle of the battlefield fearlessly as surrounded by the four allied moderators. Mighty_Mage faced his evilness face to face while Pan and Angelito slowly moved towards Lich from the sides, waiving their mod swords in the air like a windmills. Alci sneaked behind the Lich and just then Mighty_Mages and Lich Kings swords clashed. A blinding flash and the earth started to melt under them. All four mods striked at the same time but miraculously Lich blocked all the attacks whit just one move. Lich knocks the Mighty_Mage out of the battle ring. Angelito and Pan both tries to hit hard but their strength aren't match against the orange carrot sword. Alci strikes from the behind and his red sword broke throw the Lich Kings armor. Lich roars from the pain and drops down to his knees. Angelito swings his sword as trying to do execution but Lich evades the guillotine strike barely but the sword cuts little wound on Lich neck. Surprisingly fast Lich recovers from the attacks and stands up. Lich King looks at Angelito whit eyes of burning flames. Lich swings his sword back to unleash the full-power strike. Angelito takes defense stance and tries to block the attack but Lich strike is so powerful that it breaks throw the neon green mod swords along side whit the head of the Angelito *Whoooops*. Torso falls down and you can just hear the crushing head bones beneath the Lich Kings foot. Lich gives the death stare 'who is next' and Pan whit injured Mighty_Mage runs away from the battle. Lich walks towards the Alcibiades. Lich King:- Hmph. Rebels. Join me and you shall rule the galaxy whit me.- Alcibiades:- Your word is my command.- Lich King:- Now raise and bring back to me those traitors heads.- Alcibiades:- Yes, my master.-

To be continued...


Another turn of the page

After the war Lich_King took over world domination. All politics sitting in his pocket he could do anything he wanted... Yet, while all the resistance was gone he knew that as longs as the two remaining fugitive moderators where alive the rebels where along side whit them. Lich_King hired a bounty hunter to find the missing moderators. Lich King:- Do you understand your mission?- Man whit no name:- Yes. You want me to join the rebel forces and lure them for you.- Lich_King:- Exactly. Now would 10 000 gold pieces be enough for this task?- Man whit no name: 10 000 is my normal fee. This different payment is 1 Million.- Lich_King: MILLION!? Even my highly armed Technodrome didn't cost that much! I'll give you 100 000.... What? Fine 500! ... ... Unbelievable you get your #"(%&! million!- Man whit no name:- ... - *Bounty hunter leaves the room* Lich_King:- (I don't trust that black bounty hunter one bit.)-

Nameless bounty hunter started his journey looking for places where Mighty_Mage was studied as a younger student. Everyone was friendly in the Mage Tower and in the Library but every time bounty hunter mentioned Mighty_Mage they all said "Never heard of him" and strangely enough he was well known wizard sometime ago. Young kid from the workshop approach the bounty hunter. Kid:- Umm hey you black warrior do you seek Mighty_Mage the Wizard?- Black dressed nameless bounty hunter:- Yes, do you know his whereabouts young lad?- Kid:- Yes i know where are his hideout. By the way my name is Ted. May i ask what reason you are searching for him?- Black dressed nameless bounty hunter:- *rolls eyes* aah just strictly business.. So.. where can i find him? Just call me D much easier that way.- Ted:- Okay. I tough i could travel whit you it's long trip and all.- D:- No way. You aren't coming what good of little kid like you would be anyway.- Ted:- Sooo witch direction are you headed?- D:- ... (Damned. I guess i have no choice.)-

To be continued...


Spending night at the tavern

D:- zzZZZ...- Ted:- Wake up already! ... Well are you AWAKE!?- D:- U'm W-ha? .. Yeah aim up.- Ted:- Good. There is someone who i like you to meet in downstairs.- D:- Mighty_Mage?- Ted:- No no he is not Wizard at all. He is *psst* (a Dwarf)- D:- Dwarf? So he is short guy then?- Ted:- Shhs! Don't never say anything about his height to him! Last guy who made fun of him lost both of his legs. He has some temper problems so watch out.- Two travelers goes downstairs to meet their new companion. D:- Hey are you going smal *caugh* same way as we are?- Dwarf:- Who is this creep Ted?- Ted:- This is my friend D. He travels whit us. Is that okay William?- William:- I dunno he smells funny but friend of Ted's is friend of mine.- D:- I'm only looking for Mighty_Mage if you tell me where he is i can go my own routes. You look like a guy who can fight their own fights.- Ted:- *Psst* (Don't say anything about his appearance either! Maybe best for you to not talk to him at all)- William:- What the "#% are you TALKING there?! Geez i hate whispering!- Ted:- We where just talking about the weather we are going.- William:- I don't care any of that as longs there are blood to spill. Are we going?- D:- Where are we going exactly?- Ted:- To Caribbean. Where ever the imperial troops haven't been yet, there must be the fugitives.-

To be continued...

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Homer171
Homer171


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 16, 2007 11:03 PM

Oh i just wish to say this is all fictional and i have nothing personal against any member\mod here. I hope nobody gets offendet by this. This is not how i see you this is just merely parody of members here and perhaps "borrowed" some elements of well known movies/games. I just write what ever comes to mind. I'll edit the first post when i continue the story you can comment if wish good\bad are all welcome.
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