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GenieLord
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posted August 05, 2007 11:25 AM |
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HC RP
GenieLord stands in front of the Altar, with another Genie. The poweful wind made a sand storm, and the Genies can barely see each other. However, it doesn't seem like it's interesting them. They seem to be arguing.
GenieLord: "I've already told you, Raan-Er. They can just appear in the gates of our Altar. If they find out that we know more than them about it, they can..."
GenieLord trembled a bit.
Raan-Er: "So what? Will you leave everything behind to..."
GenieLord: "I will leave my lamp. That's it"
Raan-Er seemed to be shocked.
Raan-Er: "Your lamp? We will never touch it, but if they do come..."
GenieLord: "Do I have a choise?"
Raan-Er: "What will you do there? Tell them you know about the..."
GenieLord: "Shhhh! Someone might hear you!"
They both took a look on the Altar. They couldn't see it in the sand storm.
Raan-Er: "These sand stroms... So many at once. How weird..."
GenieLord: "It's the Air Elementals. They run wild. They feel something is wrong. The war is going to be changed."
GenieLord left the Altar, leaving his lamp behind. Only Raan-Er knows where he's going to and what he's going to do there. The other Genies were shocked to hear about his sudden leaving.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 05, 2007 12:50 PM |
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At the Tavern Of The Rising Sun
A man sits at the table with a bottle of vodka in one hand, while using the other to help tell his story to the tavern dwellers. He was so concentrated on his story that he didn't notice the gigles of the crowd around him.
- And so I was standing alone, surrounded by a pack of hungry Spam wolves, waiting for them to attack. I raised my Spam Sword and shouted: "You'll never get me alive!" and pointed my sword at one of them. *gulp gulp gulp* Then those lions jumped at me *hic* and I *hic* ehmm... yes I stliked wiss all my foory *hic* and then... and theeen...
And then the man collapsed under the table and fell asleep.
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 05, 2007 03:58 PM |
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A lightning struck the ground outside of the Tavern of the Rising sun.
Everything went still. Nothing happened for a while.
Then Baklava appeared out of thin air.
"Goddamn lag..."
Baklava stretched and spread his arms. He has just returned from his roamings in the mysterious realms of Real Life and he was ready to get back to good, old hanging out in the land of Heroescommunitia. Then he noticed several people staring at him with wide-stretched eyes. Baklava remembered that riftwalking tends to take people's clothes off, like it did to Schtcgfhcswarzenegger in that Terminator movie. He was as naked as a child on Michael Jackson's ranch.
"Whoops... Sorry..."
He hurried to cover his <insert a humiliating and grossly unfitting penis nickname here> with a leaf and hurried to the Tavern of the Rising Sun.
Luckily some guy laid dead drunk on a table so he took his clothes off. Upon that, he noticed it was Geny.
"Thanks mate" Baklava said and tapped Geny on his shoulder. He usually wouldn't take a friend's clothes off, but the situation demanded it. Besides, his level of drunkness taken into account, it's not like he'd see a difference. Then, feeling morally obliged, Baklava added:
"Don't worry, the next round's on me."
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 05, 2007 05:34 PM |
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EDN walked down the corridors of the Library of Enlightment, carrying some books. Damnit, he thought, I thought I should never see a book again when I ended school! He sweared some more, but there is no use in writing it because it would only be sensored, and continued. He was working hard to get into a better place, not being toilett-cleaner any more. Maybe there could be a good idea to quit? Then suddenly he heard someone spam, it wasn't damaging to him, just unpleasant. He looked around the corner and saw someone he couldn't recognize. He didn't care much though, and continued his work.
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted August 05, 2007 06:07 PM |
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Meanwhile, in a distance place, GenieLord was standing infront of the Temple of Ashan. It was a large building, made of brown stone. It had no windows, two turrents and two statues of Angels were in the sided of the entrence.
"What a strange building..." he wondered "Well, I will proabably need to get used to it..."
He opened the heavy wooden gates slowly. A ray of light came from the inside while he opened the door.
A lot of people were inside. They all stopped talking immediatly and looked at the stranger.
GenieLord felt a bit unconftruble with the unnecessary attention.
"A Genie..." He heard someone saying "A Genie in the Temple"
GenieLord got pale.
"They have never left the Altar of Wishes, where they are needed." He continued.
The man walked straight to GenieLord.
"I came from the Altar, and I'm here to support you." said GenieLord "The spammers affect the Genies' lives as well.
We want to cooperate with you."
"Or you are just a spammer in a fancy costume" said the man standing in front of GenieLord.
"He is not lying." Said someone that has just came from the upper floor. "I'm the priest of the Temple of Ashan" he said.
GenieLord: "Are you a..."
"Moderator? Yes." He answered
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tnt_addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 05, 2007 10:15 PM |
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"Dust, dust and more damn dust everywhere... Looks like this place was abandoned for centuries, there are no signs of human beings ever walking this lands." TnT sighed and started his journey back to his town.
Are these lands really are the magnifecent Volcanic Wastelands that I've heard so many awesome stories about? Thongs, Spam and a new religion of Namusism are only 3 of the things that were promised to me by my great grandfather GunPowder_Addict.
SKWACK!
"Holy mother of all...!" TnT fell on the ground, the feeling of sharp pain made him hold his foot. There was a plank with something written on it burried in the sand with just its top sticking out. Intrigued by his discovery TnT dug it out and cleaned it up a bit and there he got the answer he was looking for.
Welcome to the War Room of Axeoth Forum
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click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 06, 2007 09:49 AM |
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Geny was walking around the Temple throw an occasional can of spam into the threads. He wasn't really trying to flood the place in spam, he was just enjoying himself. After a while he saw a figure coming his way. After they approached each other Geny recoginzed alcibiades - one of the Temple mods. Geny hurried to hide his spam away, though the two respected each other and alc wouldn't penalized him on the spot, Geny decided to play it safe.
- So how is the modding, alc?
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- What's wrong? I hope I didn't overspam your forum?
- ... KILL ZOMBIES!!!
- What the ...?
Suddenly alcibiades swung his hammer aiming for Geny's head. Geny barely managed to avoid it. "Alc, what is wrong with??", he shouted, but the crazy mod kept on coming swinging his hammer. Frightened, Geny spammed alcibiades' feet to the floor and ran away.
When he finally stopped running, he realized he was in the wastelands. "Finally, I can relax", he thought to himself. Then he saw a bright purple light in the sky.
- Pandora! Listen, you have got to stop letting alc eat donuts, it's not good for him, trust me.
- It's time for spam cleaning.
- What? No, it can't be. At this rate there'll be no spam left!!!
- Spam must be cleaned...
- Pan? You act like ...
Suddenly Geny sees the face of the mod - bluish, with no expression. He notices that her body is made of metal.
- A.D.A.M.! Call Valeriy, ADAM got loose!!!
Then Geny felt the ground shake. He turned around and saw him. Valeriy, the great mage of the land, his turban shading his eyes. He began to approach Geny, his every step echoing in the air. As he drew closer, Geny felt a strange drift. He felt chilly, as if there were no clothes to protect him. Then Valeriy looked him right in the eyes and said:
-Don't worry, the next round's on me.
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GenieLord
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posted August 06, 2007 01:45 PM |
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The Return of ADAM
"He is back!"
"They brought him again!"
"Remember what he did on the last time he was here?"
"He is on Heroes Community"
The rumors on the Volcanic Wastelands are often more reliable than the official annoncement.
This time, they were completely true.
"He was seen in the tavern by Geny" said Trogdor and pointed on the floor.
Geny was lying there, fainted.
"Oh..." said old lady "The poor man drank too much..."
"We have to stop ADAM!"
"He's the most evil moderator that has been ever on Heroes Community!"
People Shouted.
"No! Hold on a moment" said William "He gives penalties for everyone, he does mess, he is evil! He's like us! We can use him to our adventage!"
Everyone started murmuring quietly, exited and want to hear more.
"All we have to do" continued William "Is to bring him to the Temple of Ashan."
"He will give all the good heroes penalties. He'll do the job for us!"
"Yes!"
"A great plan!"
"Let's do that"
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted August 06, 2007 02:46 PM |
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"GenieLord, two Earth Elementals are waiting for you on the entrence" said Baklava.
It was on the third day of GenieLord with the good heroes in the Temple of Ashan.
He hasn't told them yet.
GenieLord went to the entrence. Two exhausted Earth Elementals were waiting for him.
"GenieLord, he is back!" one of them said.
"Who's back?" asked Baklava.
"We don't know exactly what is he. They call it ADAM..." The Earth Elemental asnwered.
Bakalava became pale.
"ADAM is back? Are you sure?" he asked loudly. He had a scared voice.
A scream came from the main hall of the Temple.
"He's backkkkkkk?!"
"ADAM is back!"
Everyone started murmuring. Their fear was felt in their voice.
"What is ADAM?" asked GenieLord.
"The RoboMod. He's very dangerous. I'll explain everything later." answered Baklava.
"There's more" said the other Earth Elemental "The spammers plan to send it to the Temple"
Bakalava became even more pale.
"We have to stop them" he said.
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted August 06, 2007 04:51 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 17:09, 06 Aug 2007.
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Suddenly, Geny walked out of the Tavern. He was holding his head with his arm.
"Geny, mate!" Baklava said. Geny covered his eyes in pain.
"Not so loud dude... My head is killing me..."
"Ah. Sorry. Anyway, did you hear the news?"
"What news?"
"ADAM is free again. *thunder strikes in the background*" Baklava said with a grim voice.
Among other things, Baklava was a master in commanding the environment. When he would, for example, say "*tumbleweed rolls past*", a tumbleweed would roll past. All he needed to do is put words between two stars *like this*.
And indeed, a thunder did strike in the background.
"Oh, yea, I know" Geny said. "But he isn't really back, I just dreamt that."
"Really?" Baklava asked with an obviously eased voice.
"Of course. I was drunk as hell. Are those my clothes?"
"Uhm... No, no they aren't." Baklava said uncomfortably.
"Ah, ok. I could've sworn that <post deleted.>"
Baklava and GenieLord looked in disbelief.
"Excuse me?" GenieLord said. Geny seemed confused. He repeated:
"I said, I could've <post deleted. user silenced.>"
While Geny tried to find out what happened to his voice, a dark shadow bent over Baklava and GenieLord. They turned around and saw a huge robotic humanoid with a cold face and disturbing, blue eyes.
"It's ADAM!" Baklava yelled and then remembered that ADAM considers short posts spam. So he quickly added something ADAM would consider a useful post:
"Wasp Swarm Tower Craig Hack Expert Gating Sextant of the Sea Elves!"
ADAM nodded and turned his head away from Baklava. He was satisfied with the educational content of the post. Then he drew out a giant robotic tentacle and grabbed Geny.
<user moved to Volcanic Wastelands. pending permanent account ban. time until ban: 24 hours.>
"Geny! NO!" GenieLord said. Then, to avoid the same fate, he also added: "Ice Bolt Necromancy Lich Skeleton Archer Djinn Academy Ritual Pit Claus Charge Bonus Tribes of the East!"
ADAM awarded him a QP. Then he walked away, dragging Geny to the Volcanic Wastelands.
"CENSORED!" Baklava yelled. "Censored censored censored!"
"There's no time for such harsh words, Baklava." GenieLord said. "We will say 'censored' later. Now we need to rescue Geny!"
"You're right" Baklava said, calming down. This is the first time he said 'censored' four times in a row. He would've cursed, but a -QP was the last thing he needed right now. "Gather everyone you can, inform the mods, and meet me here in two hours."
"What will you do?"
"I am going to dust off some things from my past... *a short adventurous music jingle*."
A short adventurous music jingle was heard.
"How do you do the environment thingies?" GenieLord said.
"No time for explanation, go!"
And GenieLord went to gather everyone he could. Baklava watched him go, then turned around and walked up to a HC Messenger device. In his past, while he was still an adventurous hero, Baklava spent most of his time in the Altar of Wishes and Temple of Ashan. And there was more than memories left lurking there...
He inserted a coin in the device and dialled something.
"SBlister? ...Is WarOverlord there? ...mhm... How fast can the two of you get to the Tavern of the Rising Sun? ...a-ah, SBlister, bring the gear."
Hanging up, he turned around toward the sun. Taking out a cigarette and lighting it, he whispered:
"*Soundtrack from Desperado starts playing*..."
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Tenaka
Famous Hero
Makes sense
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posted August 07, 2007 11:35 AM |
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Edited by Tenaka at 11:40, 07 Aug 2007.
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About a noob's mistake, and how ADAM got loose in the first place
Tenaka was standing somewhat shocked to the east of the Modsquad Headquarters. In his one hand, he was holding a sword, in the other a red star. He wondered if this would get him into trouble...
After several attempts to get into the moderater castle, Tenaka had been about to give it up. No matter how hard he tried, it seemed the 'Mage of the Land' did pretty much deserve his title. Most of the people who continued to try to force their way in, usually ended up looking pretty funny, or dead. Or both. Tenaka himself had luckily enough managed to get some magic spam artifacts that could protect him form the evil magic. So, wearing the Amulet of Spam, The Crown of TPAM-Issus, and the Breastplate of Off-Topic Might, he had tried to break in using...various methods.
Suddenly he had noticed a big rock to his left, and when he neared it he could see that there was written on it, with mystical, silver letters:
See Coc
~ Valeriy
Of course, Tenaka hadn't read the Code of Conduct, because when he listened to some people, he had figured that nobody really followed them. So he pulled the sword out of it - Did I mention that there was a sword in it? I probably should've, because it was a really big sword, and Tenaka wondered if he could use it to force the door open -. If he had read the Code of Conduct, he would've known that the first line it said was: Do not remove the sword in the stone to the east of the Black hood Cursed Castle Giant rat lair Modsquad Headquarters!
There was a blinding flash, and all of sudden, a metal man was standing to his right. It pushed a red star in his hands, and ran off.
Tenaka took another look at the red star in his hand. Well, it seemed real. Now he could finally say more then 20 sentences a day! (A real pain in the ass for newbies) Although, that robot - wow, how did he know that name? Heroescommunity is medieval, but Tenaka came from...an...other...Dimension! Yes, that it! - had loked strangely familiar...He had seen it somewhere before...Should I bring this to the Turban Tribunal? he wondered, but immediately threw the idea away...He was kinda scared of mods, and he had already gotten a warning once from Valeriy that his signature - What was that? - was too big. He had been scared to death. So he put the sword back in, and casually walked away, in the direction of the Tavern. Like taking candy from William...
((OOC: Sorry, William, I just picked a random name from the people who were online at that moment...Nothing personal! ))
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Houseism of the week:
As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted August 07, 2007 12:01 PM |
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"Gather everyone you can, inform the mods, and meet me here in two hours." said Baklava.
GenieLord draw away from Baklava and summoned two Air Elementals, one Water Elemental and one Fire Elemental.
"You two!" he said to the Air Elementals "Go to the Temple of Ashan. Tell all the fighters to be in the Tavern in two hours"
"You go to the Libary of Enlightenment" he said to the Fire Elemental "and you go to the HapHaven Guild. Elvin and Doomforge should be there" he said to the Water Elemental.
They went from there.
GenieLord looked at the shiny red star that ADAM gave him. He felt so much stronger with the star close to him.
He didn't know what are those quality points, those red stars that everyone want to bad.
He forgot to inform the mods.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 07, 2007 12:03 PM |
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While being carried off to the wastelands by ADAM, Geny still tried to realize what's going on ... and considering his hangover it wasn't easy.
"OK, let's try and work our way from the past to the present... What's the last thing that I remember... hmmm . I think I was in the Tavern... yes, that sounds right. And there is only one thing I could have been doing there ... OW MY HEAD! ... yep, definatly only one thing I could have doing there. Then I think I saw a dream... or was it a vision? Well, whatever it was there were some weird things in there - crazy alc, drunk val and... and... ADAM!"
Geny looked up and saw ADAM metallic face above him
"OK, so that takes care of the dream or vision dilemma. So, what happened next?.. Ah, yes, I woke up because there was a noise outside... So, I got up and threw up to try and get rid of my hangover, it didn't cure me, but at least I was able to think. Then I noticed that I have no cloths... There can be only one explanation to that - acu lied when he said he's not that kind of guy . So after that I came out to see what's all the fuss is about and saw GL and baklava wearing very familiar cloths... And then that big metallic piece of junk showed up, penalized me and dragged me off to the wastelands mumbling something about a permanent ban... yes that sounds right... wait ......... PERMANENT BAN!!! Oh, hell no! Spam Sword, I summon thee!"
Spam grew right out of Geny's hand and shaped itself into a mighty sword.
"I SHALL NOT BE BANNED BY SOME WANNABE METAL MODERATOR!!!...... Besides your metallic body really freezes off my nuts "
Geny slashed ADAM's tenticle with his sword and nothing happened... He slashed again - no reaction... He tried hacking and stabbing - still nothing...
"OK, that was discouraging... Let's see now, ADAM was initially programmed to be the perfect mod, maybe I can use to my advantage...  I know!"
Geny took a bit of spam from his sword and shaped it as a donut
"Hey, ADAM! Look what I got for you! A tasty donut, you want one don't you?
"Do-nut, do-nut, do-nut do-nut"
"Good, it's all yours. Catch!"
Geny threw the donut away as far as he could and ADAM forgetting about everything else and releasing Geny ran off in that direction
"Right, that's it for now. But I gotta get out of here, before he realizes he was tricked. I heard he was programmed to self evolve, that trick may not work next time. Oh, man, those penalties are really heavy, I must talk to Pan when I get to the wastelands.... well, maybe I should put on some clothes first"
And Geny ran off as fast as he could towards his home in the wastelands.
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Tenaka
Famous Hero
Makes sense
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posted August 07, 2007 12:59 PM |
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Edited by Tenaka at 13:01, 07 Aug 2007.
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How Tenaka was very pissed
After a few minutes walking, Tenaka reached the Tavern. There seemed to be some ruckus going out inside, involving Baklava and Geny, but he ignored it. Violent Flower probably got violent again...Nothing to worry about, as long as you didn't go near her at those moments.
The book store next to the Tavern, The Glade Pyre, that was run by a guy named 'Bard', was, as usually, deserted. There were only a few die-hard fans still visiting the shop. On the other side of the Tavern was the Inn...This building was more frequently visited, as besides from the newbies, there were also a fair amount of recruiters in the Inn who tried to win you for their side in the endless struggle for HC, in later eras known as the Spam Wars (Episode 5: Trogdor strikes back)
" "
There was supposed to be some heroic music on that CD, but TDL must've put something else on it, because what was heard at that moment, was far from heroic.
"It's raining men, halleluja, it's raining men,..."
Tenaka sighed. " " the music stopped. Everyone was staring at him, most of them with an amused expression on their face.
"Yes, I know, that wasn't quite as dramatic as I had hoped...Carry on..."
He walked up to the counter, and sat down. Turning around again to the tables, he saw the usual folks, discussing the usual subjects. The biggest, and most crowded table was probably where they were planning the Chess Tournament. He himself had never been very good at that, so he made sure to stay clear of that table.
The Australians had a reserved part in the Tavern. It was somewhat deserted at the moment, but people would show up soon enough there. Those aussies were often a few hours behind, for some reason. They claimed it had something to do with the difference in Time Zones, but nobody understood all that gibberish.
Tenaka turned around to the innkeeper. "One ale, please!" he said, with a big grin on his face. The Tavern's ale was without doubt the best he had ever tasted. He could almost feel the refreshing taste in his mouth al...His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by the warden, who, surprisingly enough wasn't holding a glass of ale.
"Sorry, no can do. We don't serve alcohol to Known heroes."
Tenaka was astonished. No ale? "What? Why? Since when?"
"Yesterday. Sorry, moderator's orders, they've had enough of naked members running through the Library of Enlightment."
- "But, but," answered Tenaka "they can't do this!"
"Again, I'm sorry, but until you reach that 250 post count..." He didn't finish his sentence. The bartender didn't agree with it either. Not because he couldn't have ale, no, but less alcohol meant less members, and this new rule was really cutting in his wages.
"Would you like some OJ, maybe?" he added, to soften the pain.
Tenaka didn't even reply. He was already outside, on his way to the wastelands...
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Houseism of the week:
As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 07, 2007 02:30 PM |
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"What the hell!" EDN shouted, "No fire elements in here, get out!"
The fire element refused to move.
"I want to talk to the moderator of this place." it said.
"Why would you do that?" EDN spit.
"I can only tell the moderator."
<Swearing I cannot write, because it will get cencored anyway>
"Lets go then, to Angelito." EDN said at last, "But this doesn't mean I obey you!"
They walked until they reached the office where Angelito sat, and EDN knocked on the door.
"Enter." Angelito said from the inside.
EDN let the fire element enter, and closed the door after it. Then he bent down to listen through the key hole, no... no sound from there. Angelito must have banned him from that office while he talked to the fire element. How could he think like that about EDN? EDN had never done anything bad in the Library of Enlightment *cough*.
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GenieLord
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Legendary Hero
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posted August 07, 2007 03:10 PM |
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GenieLord and Baklava were standing near the Tavern. Good heroes from all over Heroes Community started coming. An Earth Elemental came to update GenieLord.
"All the fighters left the Temple and the Libary. Only a few heroes left in the Temple and only the moderator Angelito stays in the Libary" said the Earth Elemental.
"One moderator left alone in the Libary?" asked GenieLord.
He immediately got very pale. Baklava noticed that.
"What's the problem?" asked Baklava.
"There's something I haven't told you." answered GenieLord.
"About the Libary?"
"Yes"
"There are many hidden secrets in the Libary of Enlightenment" GenieLord continued "We, the Genies of the Altar, have found one"
He stopped for a moment. It seems like he's afraid to talk.
"The libary has been built few hundred years ago, on the ruins of Age of Heroes Coliseum. Contest were arranged there. Actually, it was built to hind the ruins of the Colisuem." said GenieLord.
"In one of the conetest, named ICTC2, was written a scroll that contains the most dark and powerful spam magics ever. They called it The Settlement. It was written by the greatest spammer oh Heroes Community. He was called KnightDougal." said GenieLord.
He trembled a bit. It was obvious he is frightened from only a mention of this mighty spammer.
"KnightDougal has left Heroes Community long time ago, and died in distant land." said GenieLord "However, the scroll is still there. On the ruins of the Coliseum, under the Libary of Enlightenment."
"Do the spammers know about the existance of the scroll?" asked Baklva.
GenieLord answered: "Only one of them knows. His name is..."
Tttttttttttraaaaaaaaah *Metal's noise*
A crowd of many good heroes was going towards Baklava and GenieLord.
From the other side, ADAM got closer to them. That was what made the metal noise.
There were no other moderators there.
They, the good heroes, were alone against ADAM.
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted August 07, 2007 04:33 PM |
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EDN walked down the corridors away from Angelito's office. He muttered silently for himself, swearing now and then. Why wouldn't Angelito let him hear what was to be said? He lent on the wall, and suddenly a part of the wall on the other side of the corridor went inward. EDN looked around, no one were there. Then he walked over and looked inside, darkness. He took a torch from the corridor, walked inside and closed the secret door after him. Then he followed some stairs down, and ended in a dark corridor. The floor were wet and the everywere in the room there were scrubs. It smelled like someone had died down here, and it looked like it had been abonded a long time ago. EDN smiled in spite of himself, this could give him a better job! He continued on, turned sometimes, some stairs went further down. Then suddenly it stopped, there were only a big chest there. Smart as EDN was, he simply walked over to the chest and opened it. Spam exploded out, to much for even EDN, who was usually immune to it, and he blacked out. The spam flew through the corridor, so powerful that it set the scrubs on fire. It filled even all the rooms in the Library of Enlightment.
An hour later EDN woke up, sitting up and looking around.
"Where am I?" he muttered, standing up.
Then he remembered, he looked at the chest, open now. After a few moments he dared to take a look inside, a single scroll were there. He looked around, and then picked it up and hid it in his tunic. Then he ran all the way back, out of the corridors and into the Library of Enlightment again. There had to be something special about the scroll, and he should find out what by himself.
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted August 07, 2007 08:43 PM |
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I woke up slowly, squinting my eyes as the room came into focus. I tried to sit up, and realized that my hands and feet were tied. My head also felt like it was just about to explode
What in Namus' name has gone on here? I wondered.
As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I realized that not only was I tied up, but my robes were gone as well. That clearly rules out calling for help... i sure don't want one of the boys walking in on me naked. I called out for my mod sword and it obediently leapt into my hand so I could cut the ropes. I went to my closet to get new robes, and they were all gone. Who would have done this? I wrapped myself in my blanket and went out in search of help.
I knocked on Kookie's door, hoping to borrow something from here - but it was locked, and she was nowhere to be found. I realized then, that no sounds at all were coming from HQ - which was odd...usually at least we could hear A.D.A.M banging around trying to free himself from his prison.
I saw a light from Valeriy's room, the door was left slightly ajar
"Valeriy?" I asked, tapping lightly on the door.
The door swung open, and I realized immediately that someone had been in there... all the contents of Valeriys shelves were spilled out on the floor - it was a giant mess! Someone is going to be in biiiiiiig trouble I thought to myself.
I checked Valeriy's closet, and saw that his robes hadn't been stolen - so i decided that he wouldn't mind if I borrowed them for a little while.
I didn't bother with the turban, trying to keep the robes on was enough trouble. They were about a foot too long, and I had to hold them up to keep from tripping. no wonder he always hovers everywhere.
I left HQ, locking the gate behind me and went to see why A.D.A.M was so quiet. Immediately I saw that the sword had been put back wrong, someone had let him out!
"ohhhhhhhh crap!" I cursed, drawing my Mod Sword.
I decided to check the tavern first to see if the barkeeps there could fill me in on what was happening.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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"Finally, home spammy home.", thought Geny to himself and came inside. First he went to take a shower, it was the only way to survive the intense heat of the Wastelands. After that he took out his best deep purple suit and put it on. Then he took a pill to get rid of that awful headache his been having since morning. Finally, he felt himself again... well, almost - the penalties were still pulling him down, making him slow and tired.
"Maybe I should take a nap first... NO! I've slept enough this night, now I gotta get those -QP's of me and alert the spammers that ADAM got loose, though they must've noticed that by now. Those poor guys, some of them probably can't even move because of those penalties. I've got to get to Pandora, she's the only one who can reverse ADAM's doings in the Wastelands!"
Geny ran out of his home... well, he wanted to anyway, instead he walked out ever so slowly.
"Sigh, this is going to be a long day... especially because I don't know where to look."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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I walked into the Partatious Tavern, and ducked at the onslaught of pink thongs that came flying my way. I was a bit bummed to see none of the regulars were there, just that crabby old barkeep who seemed to never be around when you needed a drink and some noobs that had drifted in.
I went up to the bar, tripping once on Valeriy's robes and asked loudly.
"Has anyone seen anything abnormal lately? Like for example someone running around in bluish purple robes pretending to be a moderator, or maybe a robot with a fondness for giving penalties?"
The barkeep just grunted at me as he tried to clean the spam off of a beer glass. Then some noob came up and started pulling at my sleeve.
"Uhm, P-P-p-pandora?" he stammered.
"yes, that's me... do you know something?"
"It's Geny!" he replied.
"Uhm, no... you're not Geny, how much have you been drinking?" I peered over at the empty glasses beside him suspiciously.
"No, no! I'm not Geny, the uhm, abnormal stuff.. that's Geny!"
"Well, I've always known that Geny can be a bit of a pest, but I wouldn't go so far as to say he's abnormal..."
"No!!" He shouted at me "that's not it, the abnormal stuff you were asking about, it's Geny, I heard he was banned"
I was stunned, then I laughed - "No, Geny wasn't banned, I would know if that was happening"
"Yes he was, he will be banned forever in about a day I think"
"how on earth could you know that?" I was beginning to tire of the noob... he was obviously making up stories...
"They say some guy named Adam did it"
I stopped dead in my tracks... A.D.A.M...damn, it could be true. I asked the noob to tell me where I could find Geny now, but the noob shook his head sadly and looked back at me blankly.
"Ohhh man, was that your 20th post? Are you kidding me??" I groaned at my bad luck.
"Barkeep... do you know where Geny is?"
The barkeep looked at me coldly and replied
"I dunno and I dun care, that guy drinks all the vodka and he hasn't paid a dime yet" he grumbled.
I stormed off towards the door, tripping on Valeriy's robes and banging into the door hard.
"Ouch!!" I yelped, and the Barkeep started laughing
"Rotten Bas...." I muttered, hurling penalties at him. "You think you're funny huh? Off to the Newcomers Inn for you, see how many tips you get from teh noobs!"
I barely heard him scream in protest as I waved a hand and banished him to Newcomer's Inn.
I put a "Help Wanted" sign up on the window as I was leaving, and set off to find Geny before A.D.A.M could finish him off.
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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