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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted November 12, 2001 04:40 PM |
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Why not?
I bet people would have more fun looking me than you.
But No...the job description doesn't intrigue me...
I'll think I stick as customer only...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 13, 2001 12:41 AM |
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oh, c'mon, shae, we will grant you "favors"!
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 13, 2001 02:16 AM |
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::tossing three bags of copper coins on the counter::
I'de to buy this here establishment from you. I plan to erect a shrine in it's place. I do hope this is proper compensation for your pains. I trust you'll be moving out within the next few days...
::turns areound to leave::
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This space for rent.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 13, 2001 02:24 AM |
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[suddenly, RMS is thrown against the wall by an unseen adversary]
we dont want your business, chummmmmmm...p! now get out b4 i throw your bowels out ahead of you!
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 13, 2001 02:58 AM |
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Ahh! What is this?? You're actually turning down the offer?? THen who told me that this place was for sale then?!? ...hmph! Fine!
...you'll be sure to hear from my lawyers about this! I'll see you in court!
::turns to leave, but trips and falls face first in the mud puddle outside the rickety old shack::
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This space for rent.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 13, 2001 03:19 AM |
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90% of all accidents happen at home...
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted November 13, 2001 03:54 AM |
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and the rest 10%...
...happens at Kuma's...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Phantom1500
Adventuring Hero
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posted November 13, 2001 03:16 PM |
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"Ahh Kuma, the place looks nice. Been a long time.
This old ghost would like a vodka straight please."
He sits quietly with his glass reminiscing of the days when he use to be a mighty warrior, smiles, leaves very generous tip and walks out.
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted November 13, 2001 05:37 PM |
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Hey shae!
::Walks over to sha_Men and givs him a evil ster:: i dident bye Trillae a milkshake. I bougt her a........... whatever she wanted. even im, 14 yers old that dont meen that u can mess around whit me
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Nimrod_The_D...
Known Hero
PoStEr Of BaBeS
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posted November 13, 2001 10:35 PM |
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Thats right!
Nobody messes around in cumas tavern!!
I there for ask Kuma, can i be the guard here?!
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[naked Girl]
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted November 13, 2001 10:55 PM |
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Well...
I used to be bouncer in old Kuma's place so don't mess up with me.
I know what I'm doing.
Don't mind me...I'm just joking. Or mostly so...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 14, 2001 12:47 AM |
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well I am
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 14, 2001 01:01 AM |
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...bah! You kept the dendroids around?
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This space for rent.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 14, 2001 01:21 AM |
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Nimrod_The_D...
Known Hero
PoStEr Of BaBeS
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posted November 14, 2001 05:06 PM |
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Partyyyyyyyyyy!
there is a milk party soon at Elf`s tavern!
All are welcome!!!!!
It will be held soon, i willl tell when....
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[naked Girl]
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted November 14, 2001 05:12 PM |
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Ok!
ok sha if ur kidding i wont hurt u!
and nimrod stop trying to get all the attention
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Nimrod_The_D...
Known Hero
PoStEr Of BaBeS
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posted November 14, 2001 05:57 PM |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are just mad because you don`t think you you are invited!
But all are welcome to my tavern!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 15, 2001 12:30 AM |
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ooook.... gee, lets all go drink some healthy, yellow elf milk
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted November 15, 2001 03:57 AM |
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...if I were making the choice, I'de rather stay here and play a round of cards (no matter how painful it can be sometimes), drinking some real beverages...and then, there's always the late night activities upstairs...
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This space for rent.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted November 15, 2001 04:58 AM |
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ok, lemme get the dendroids and we'll play some poker!
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