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Heroes Community > Age of Heroes Coliseum > Thread: ICTC 3: The Real World Town
Thread: ICTC 3: The Real World Town [ This thread is 2 pages long: (1) 2 ]
TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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posted February 09, 2008 02:56 PM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 15:05, 10 Feb 2008.

ICTC 3: The Real World Town

Note: So far overlooking only the basic idea!

History (Soon to come):

1978-1982 The Conan The Barbarian vs Rocky Balboa Wars:

1982-1991 John Rambo fights to save the earth from apocalipse against the Terminator:

2007-2008 The battle for middle United States, The Woman versus The afro-American:

2001-2004 The fellowship of Orlando in order to stop the King from returning:  

Tier 1 - Britney Spears (The happy Federline family)



Dwelling: Kentwood, Louisiana, USA

Weekly Growth: 25

Stats:

Unit type: Caster

Special Ability: Miss popular teen pop princess effect, +40 to your diplomacy skill (in case your hero doesn't have diplo skill he gains 20% basic bonus)

Tier 1 Upgrade - Messed up Britney Spears (There is no spoon style)



Dwelling: Kentwood, Louisiana, USA

Weekly Growth: 25

Stats:

Unit type: Caster

Special Ability: Affection seeking - After using her ability messed up Britney can't be attacked for 1 turn because all your troops start to feel sorry for her therefor unable to cause her any physical damage.

Tier 2 - MightyMage (Your local neighbourhood white wannabe gangster)



Dwelling: Michigan, USA

Weekly Growth: 16

Stats:

Unit type: Melee

Special Ability: Blinding for 2 turns - MightyMage is able to blind his attack target with his bling bling and his shiny braces when he himself is well protected by his fashionable wannabe gangster sunglasses.

Tier 2 Upgrade - Eminem (Successful proffesional international white gangster)



Dwelling: Detroit, USA

Weekly Growth: 12

Stats:

Unit type: Melee, Gun user from close range

Special Ability: There were a lot of talks about guns in HOMM well Eminem is the only creature who is able to at last use a piece. 20% to use a gun, when using a gun your opponents stack loses 1 creature of any level per every 10 Eminems in the attacking stack + the original damage.

Tier 3 - Orlando Bloom



Dwelling: Canterbury, Kent, England

Weekly Growth: 12

Stats:

Unit type: Archer

Special Ability: The "Bloom of Doom" - A poisonous deadly arrow shot with maximum percision straight into the heart of the creature, ability to halve the number of units in the attacked stack, 10% to be used and once a battle.

Tier 3 Upgrade - Vigo Mortensen



Dwelling: New York City, USA

Weekly Growth: 10

Stats:

Unit type: Cavalry, 2x2 Hex creature

Special Ability: The "Return of the King" - strike and return with charging bonus makes Vigo a reliable early game creature but it's your decision if you want to chose between Orlando an archer or Vigo a cavalry.

Tier 5 - Silvester Stallone



Dwelling: New York City, USA

Weekly Growth: 8

Stats:

Unit type: Melee

Special Ability: "Aaaaddddrrrriiaaaannnnnn!!!" - Awesome endurance boost, double hitpoints for 3 rounds for each Sly unit in your stack makes him a creature to be feared and hard to take down.

Tier 5 Upgrade - Arnold Schwarzeneger



Dwelling: California, USA

Weekly Growth: 8

Stats:

Unit type: Melee, 2x2 Hex creature

Special Ability: The famous "I'll be back..." sentence, awards Arny the ressurection skill which works like the phoenix's, each time your Governator stack is destroyed it comes to life once again. 50% of ressurection on 1st kill and 25% on 2nd kill.

Tier 6 Upgrade - Michael Jackson



Dwelling: Gary, Indiana, USA

Weekly Growth: 4

Stats:

Unit type: Undead, Caster

Special Ability: The Thriller Effect - All of the opponents units who are not immune to mind spells start dancing the Thriller moving to random places on the battlefield, units who stumble upon one another attack each other (like berzerker)

Tier 7 - Hilary Clinton



Dwelling: Akansas, USA

Weekly Growth: 3

Stats:

Unit type: Archer

Special Ability: Hilarys amazing crying ability, +25% bonus to attack and damage dealt by troops after crying in middle of battle.

Tier 7 Upgrade - Barack Obama



Dwelling: Hawaii, USA

Weekly Growth: 2

Stats:

Unit type: Flier, Melee

Special Ability: Ultimate power to the people speach, every black creature in your ranks gets a second attack in the same turn after triggering the ability and a boost to his morale.
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Baklava
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posted February 09, 2008 03:07 PM

You upgrade Hilary Clinton into Barack Obama?
Nice.
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TNT_Addict
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posted February 09, 2008 06:46 PM

Oh man this ICTC stuff is sure a lot of work

How do you guys do it, with all the details and stuff sheesh
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Wulfstan8182
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, eh?
posted February 09, 2008 09:58 PM
Edited by Wulfstan8182 at 01:07, 10 Feb 2008.

how the heck does this fit into HoMM world? kookie did say there is going to be a mark on how much it fits into the HoMM world.
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InfernoX880
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posted February 10, 2008 03:36 AM

It's...beautiful.

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Orfinn
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posted February 10, 2008 02:03 PM

*gasps* well this is...surely original at least
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted February 10, 2008 03:07 PM

I've added an undead unit to my lineup, Michael Jackson but so far I'm missing 3 more units to complete it
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Daystar
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Back from the Dead
posted February 10, 2008 03:09 PM

JK Rowling as a caster?
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Azagal
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posted February 10, 2008 03:28 PM
Edited by Azagal at 15:42, 10 Feb 2008.

What about him?SPARRRTAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAaaaaaaaA~ ftw


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Beautiful Liar
posted February 10, 2008 04:20 PM

LMAO!
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flackmandan
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posted February 12, 2008 11:03 AM

sorry but kinda sucks
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Gallow
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posted February 12, 2008 11:17 AM

LOL funny team,heroes of money and celebrities ftw! xD

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Elvin
Elvin

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Stillness within Movement
posted February 13, 2008 10:59 PM

Nice
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Fauch
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posted March 03, 2008 07:59 PM

lmao

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Orfinn
Orfinn


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posted March 03, 2008 08:48 PM

Quote:
What about him?SPARRRTAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAaaaaaaaA~


Yeah

Spaaaartaaaa!
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Momo
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posted March 04, 2008 09:51 AM

I'd play such a faction. Like, any day.
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Snatch
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posted March 27, 2008 04:26 PM

I don't know if this ironic entry should be judged because it is not compareable to any other entry in this competition. But, oh, well... this would be my score for it.

Cohesiveness: 0/10

Imagination: 8/15

Back story: 0/10

Battle facets: 0/10

Discretionary: 0/5

8/50

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FriendOfGunnar
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posted March 27, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:
I don't know if this ironic entry should be judged because it is not compareable to any other entry in this competition. But, oh, well... this would be my score for it.

Cohesiveness: 0/10

Imagination: 8/15

Back story: 0/10

Battle facets: 0/10

Discretionary: 0/5

8/50



lmao

better luck next time TNT


btw I love how you've got the ***** goddess at level 7

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Momo
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posted March 27, 2008 04:34 PM

I'm not opposed to low marks, but I generally avoid to mark a faction when the elements to mark that are obviously missing.

Now, possibly because I like my creativity to work within absurd self-imposed limits (for example, if you tell me "A dog chews a bone, now make a HoMM faction out of this" I'd probably enthusiastically try to build a faction), if I were the OP I'd have tried anyway to develop the town, making it self-ironical but with a coherent gameplay. That would have made it a gem, indeed. I don't know exactly why but I think the building would have looked like collages of tv spots (like the opening of the "Madmen" serie), and other things.

However, since the OP decided to keep this as a joke, "not classified" is the only possible answer.


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GenieLord
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posted March 27, 2008 04:36 PM

OMG, Snatch, lighten up!

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