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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: h3 marriage spell dictionary
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posted June 07, 2008 03:00 PM bonus applied by kookastar on 09 Jun 2008.

h3 marriage spell dictionary

Armageddon - when husband finds his wife's lover hidden under table

Berserk - plates fly in random directions

Bless - your wife brings you beer

Impolosion - TVs fly instead of plates now

Fly - casted automaticly on your wife when she runs out of plates

Magic Arrow - when husbands tells her wife she have lost on weight

Magic Mirror - when wife doesn't believe him when he tells her she have lost on weight

Prayer - necessary when Forgetfulness is active

Sacrafice - 'you should not have added that mushrooms to the soup'

Blind - because the soup was too salty

Precision - plates don't fly in random directions anymore

Frenzy - instant reply to Foregetfulness

Earthquake - 'of course I remember it's our anniversary today, but I forgot where I put the gift for you'

Disguise - there's someone's lover on the balcony

Remove obstacle - divorce

Vision - husband is sure there's someone on the balcony

Forgetfulness - 'is this our anniversary today!?'






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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 07, 2008 05:28 PM

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Prayer - necessary when Forgetfulness is active



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Beautiful Liar
posted June 07, 2008 05:40 PM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 17:42, 07 Jun 2008.

Hehe really nice ones

Slow - "What do you mean that thong you found under the bed is not yours...?"

Haste - "I'd love to take the garbage out honey but I'm really late to work."

Animate dead = Viagra
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posted June 07, 2008 06:17 PM

I have another for Precision:

Precision - Let's you aim your little white friends better

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Beautiful Liar
posted June 07, 2008 06:25 PM

Quote:
I have another for Precision:

Precision - Let's you aim your little white friends better


Watcha saying homeboy, black friends are not good enough for you? This is not the other side here so enough with the racist comments
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posted June 07, 2008 06:57 PM

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Animate dead = Viagra


LMAO


Force Field - condom
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Beautiful Liar
posted June 07, 2008 07:00 PM

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Force Field - condom

Remove obstacle = Baby
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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 07, 2008 07:26 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 19:27, 07 Jun 2008.

Curse: what happens after Magic Arrow.

Armageddon: She found out about your girlfriend.

Quicksand: "Not now Darling, I've a headache".

Dispel: She'd gone shopping with his creditcard.

Meteor Shower: the effect of two women gossiping.

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Back from the Dead
posted June 07, 2008 09:16 PM

Death Ripple When you forget a birthday.
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Beautiful Liar
posted June 07, 2008 09:19 PM

Hypnotize - Flash her your credit card.
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posted June 07, 2008 09:29 PM

Destroy Undead - brand new silicon breast implants
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Mostly harmless
posted June 08, 2008 11:17 AM

ROFL
Elvin. Peanut. Now.
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posted June 08, 2008 11:33 AM

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Animate dead = Viagra

LOLOL
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posted June 08, 2008 11:50 AM
Edited by Guitarguy at 11:51, 08 Jun 2008.

Protection From Fire: the one thing you pray for when you royally piss off your wife.

Pathetic compared to the Viagra one, but meh, the show must go on.

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posted June 08, 2008 02:12 PM

LOL TNT.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 08, 2008 02:56 PM

Great thread, easily worth a bag of peanuts
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posted June 08, 2008 07:57 PM

Protection from Earth: Needed when Berserk is active

Ice bolt: The effect of her Jealousy

Mirth: Wedding night (Animate death eminent!)

Fortune: She dies, you inherit.

Sorrow: Turns out she isn't dead at all.

Clone: Threesome
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my common sense is tingling!
posted June 09, 2008 10:07 AM

inferno: what happens to your house once she finds out you were happy about her being dead.
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LummoxLewis
posted June 09, 2008 10:47 AM

Frenzy - When you're taking on 2 or 3 girls at once. You will need this.
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Manifest
posted June 09, 2008 12:24 PM

Implosion: Your hearth after you found out she has cheated on you and want a divorce

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