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Lexxan
Lexxan


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posted July 21, 2008 11:18 PM bonus applied by pandora on 01 Aug 2008.

HC Disney Songs

By Lexxan, the Disnofreak

Hello, I'm Lexxan aka the Lover of Disney Songs.

Now I've rewritten some Disney songs to fit the HC Universe. I can only hope you like them

Enjoy!!

Song 1: SPAMfire
Orignal: Hellfire from the Hunchback of the Notre Dame.
BackStory: Geny feels a bit uncomfortable with his position as a liaison to Pan. His position forbids him to have feelings for her, but he can't surpress them. In a prayer to Val he expresses his feeling
Lyrics:

-GENY-
Beate Valeriy
You know I am a funny man,
Of my Peanuts I am justly proud
(et tibi pater)
Beate Valeriy
You know I'm so much humerous then the common, mundane, boring HC crowd
(Quia peccavi nimis)
Then tell me, Valeriy
Why I see her posting there ?
Why her smouldring sighs still scorch my soul ?
(Congiatione)
I feel her, I see her
The SPAM caught in her Sky-blue hair,
Is blazing in me out of all controll.
(Verbo et Opere)

like Fire, modfire,
the fire that she got!
This burning desire
is turning me to mod!

it's not my fault,
(mea culpa)
I'm not to blame,
(mea culpa)
It is the Chose One, the mod who set this flame!
(mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault,
(mea culpa)
It's in Val's plan!
(mea culpa)
He made the Spammer so much weaker than my Pan!

Protect me Valeriy,
Don't let the Lady cast the ban,
Don't let her sighing sear my SPAM and bone !!!
Unban that Pandora!
and let her taste the best of SPAM,
so that she'll follow me and me alone!

SPAMfire, My Fire
Now it's you turn, my dear Pan,
Choose my or you Higher,
Be mine of feel the SPAM !!!

Val have mercy on her,
Val have mercy on me,
But she will be mine or
she will SPAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!


(ok-ok I've too much time to spend )

Anyway Song 2 is underway

(And you can't stop it )


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kookastar
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posted July 21, 2008 11:31 PM

kooool, looking forward to the next one
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Lexxan
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posted July 21, 2008 11:50 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 23:51, 21 Jul 2008.

Song 2

Song 2: Be a Mod
Original:Ill make a man out of you from Mulan.
Sung by: RedSoxFan3,with minor roles for Lexxan, TNT, Elvin, Mvass, TheDeath and Geny
Backstory: Adrius predicted the return of the Łberspammer, NAMUS. Valeriy hired Ex-Moderator and expert though guy RedSoxFan3 to train the lousy HC cadetts to face this dangerous foe...
Lyrics:
-RedS0xFan3-
Let's get down to business,
to defeat NAMUS
he gives no descriptions,
how his SPAM kills us,
you're the SPAMmest bunch I ever met,
but you can be before we're through
Mister I'll make a mod, out of you!!

Tranquil as the Tavern, but Templish within
Once you find you Quoteswords, you are sure to win.
You're a SPAMming, thread-killing lot
and you haven't got clue
Somehow I'll make a mod out of you!!!!

-Lexxan-
I'm never gonna catch my breath!
-TNT_Addict-
Say good-bye to those who praise me!
-Elvin-
Why was I fool for thrusting SPAM!
-Mvassilev-
This guy kinda pwns you TheDeath!
-TheDeath-
Mvass, you aren't fit to know me!
-Geny-
Now i really wish that Pan gave him the Ban!

-RedSoxFan-
(Be a Mod)
You must be swift as the Tavern
(Be a Mod)
and as wise as the Librairy
(Be a Mod)
With all the strength of the Wastelands
We will become the Heroes of HC!!!!!

Time is racing t'ward us,
This Namus arrives
Heed my every Sarcasm,
and you might survive
You're suited for
the Qupted War
so you're pack up,
you're banned, you're through
How could I make a Mod out of yooooouuuuu ???

(Be a Mod)
You must be swift as the Tavern
(Be a Mod)
and as wise as the Librairy
(Be a Mod)
With all the strength of the Wastelands
We will become the Heroes of HC!!!!!

(Be a Mod)
You must be swift as the Tavern
(Be a Mod)
and as wise as the Librairy
(Be a Mod)
With all the strength of the Wastelands
We will become the Heroes of HC!!!!!

EDIT:

I you wish my to write lyrics for an HC event, just post it here







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baklava
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posted July 22, 2008 12:21 AM

I had to...

Original song is Arabian Nights from Aladdin...

Oh I post in a land, in a close enough place
Where MVas and TA roam
Where you're totally toast
If they don't like your posts
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home...

When the mods are away and Zan starts a crusade
And The_Death has prepared his scythe
Come on down, stop on by
Read a topic and cry
In another of Otherside fiiiiights

Oh, Otherside fiiiiiights
Like those Wasteland word gaaaames
More often than not
Are pointless a lot
In a lot of fun waaaaaays

Those Otherside fiiiiights
'Neath Pandora's nose
There's pure mental gore
In every quote war
Out there in the posts...


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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
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Lexxan
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posted July 22, 2008 12:27 AM

ROFLMAO

extremely good Baklave
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baklava
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posted July 22, 2008 12:36 AM

Thanks, yours are great too
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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
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Elvin
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posted July 22, 2008 12:42 AM

Haha good work guys
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DagothGares
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posted July 22, 2008 01:16 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 01:50, 22 Jul 2008.

Ooh, I wanna try...
this tune
Darkshadow reveals his plans of revolution... Using a jaded RSF and a broken ADAM...
Darkshadow The modís greatest spamming nightmare

My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career! Spamfest to top all spamming. Spamfest that will live in infamy.
Tomorrow evening our beloved admin celebrates his anniversíry... and... with the enthusiastic help of our ďgood friendĒ  Mr. Redsoxfan, it promises to be a night that he will never forget. His last night... And my first! As supreme ruler of all wastelands!

From the post that made you wanna go cheating
The avie that makes lines in every mod meeting
And wondrous things, like the modsquad HQ job
That cunning display that made the members sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Wicked and spammy off course!

My earlier spamming was fine for their during
But now that Iím at it again,
An even grimmer plot
Has been simmering
In the great spamming Wastelands

Henchmen:
Even bigger?
You said it?
Worse than those qupees and spammers you found?
Youíre the most off-topic around

Oh, Darkshadow!
Oh, Darkshadow!
FF can not bare

To Darkshadow!
To Darkshadow!
The modís greatest spamming nightmare!

Darkshadow: thank you... Thank you... But it hasnít always been Geny and spamming I've had my share of adversity, thanks To that awful second moderator, Elvin of Modsquad grounds...
Henchmen: booo
Darkshadow: for months that insufferable pipsqueak had interfered with my spam. I haven't had a moments peace of mind...
Henchmen: awww...
DarkShadow: but rthatís all in the past! This time, not even Elvin can use floodprotect! All will listen to me!

Oh, Darkshadow!
Oh, Darkshadow!
Youíre bad and thatís that

To Darkshadow!
To Darkshadow!

Adrius: To darkshadow, the worldís greatest bot.

Darkshadow: "...What was *THAT*?! What did you call me?!"
Thug 1: "Oh oh! He didn't mean it, great spammer!"
Thug 2: "It was just a slip of the hand!"
Darkshadow: "I am *NOT* a bot!"

Thug 3: "Course you're not! You're spammer!"
Thug 1: "Right right! Spammer!"
Thug 2: "Yeah! A-uh-uh, a *good* spammer"
Darkshadow: "SILENCE! Oh my poor dear Adrius...I'm afraid that you've gone and flamed me. You know what happens when someone flames  me..."

Adrius: Oh, Darkshadow!
Oh, Darkshadow!
Youíre bad and thatís that

To Darkshadow!
To Darkshadow!
The modís greatest...

Ratigan: "Oh, mod ADAM, my precious, my baby! Did spammy's little hunny-bunny enjoy her tasty treat? I trust there will be no further interruptions...and now, as you were singing?"

Even in caps!
We'll write it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do!
You're more spammy than even you!

Oh, Darkshadow!
Oh, Darkshadow!
Youíre so unaware

To Darkshadow!
To Darkshadow!
The modís greatest spamming nightmare!

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Lexxan
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posted July 22, 2008 09:33 AM

Song3

Song: The Quotewars!!!
Original: Savages from Pocahontas.
Sung by: Mvassilev, TheDeath and Pandora
Backstory: The Quote Wars are escalating in OSM. Can Pandora save HC before it is too late?
Lyrics:
-Mvassilev-
What can you expect, from petty argumentals,
This is what you get if the Quotes are diverse!
The Quotes are hellish red,
Too SIRIOUS or Dead.
There useless as I said and worse!!!

Those are the Quotewars, the Quoterwars!!
barely even logic
The Quotewars, The Quotewars
A discussion long
They disagree with me, which means they must be 3vi|
We must fire the Quotes of War!!
They're Quotewars, the Quotewars
Qupting ftw!!!
Now we fire the Quotes of War!!!

-TheDeath-
It's all I've been fearing for
Mvass is disagreeing
The only thing that he feels is Disagree
Beneath that bolded quote
lies what what he wrote
Why doesn't he just agree ?
They're the Quotewars, the Quotewars
Barely Argumental
The Quotewars, Quotewars
Fillers at the core
They disagree with me, which means they must be 3vi|
We must fire the Quotes of War!!
They're Quotewars, the Quotewars
Qupting ftw!!!
Now we fire the Quotes of War!!!

-Mvassilev-
The Quotewars, the Quotewars
Such a stubborn person,
>The Quotewars, The Quote wars
Don't he see, I'm right ?

-Both-
The Quotewars, The Quotewars
Barely a worth of time
Now we fire the Quotes of WAR!!!!

Interlude...

-Mvassilev-
This will be the Day.
Let's go words!

-TheDeath-
This will be the morning
Bring the Qupting Cannon
They will be burried beneath the Quotes.

-Pandora-
I don't see what I can do,
Still I know I've got to try

-Mvassilev-
Now we make Death pay!

-Pandora-
Geny, help my feet to fly

-TheDeath-
Now without a warning

-Pandora-
Elvin, help my heart be great

-TheDeath-
Now we leave him Slaughter, Quotes and War

-Pandora-
Spirits of the Modding Star

-TheDeath&Mvassilev-
It's them or us

-Pandora-
Please don't let it be too late!!!

-TheDeath&Mvassilev-
you're just a bunch of weak, illogical Quotes
The Quotewars, the Quotewars
- Thief - Baby - Qupte them!!
The Quotewars, the Quotewars
What are we waiting for ?!!
Destroy their evil Quotes, untill there's not a quote left

-Pandora (sumultaneous to others)-
I will sound the ban of Peace
It's the end of all I love,
carried in the Fire of the Quotes.

-Mvassilev (sumultaneous to others)-
Now we fire the Quotes of War
Now we see what comes,
of trying to be the Ones
of WAR!!!

-TheDeath(sumultaneous to other)-
Now we fire the Quotes of War
Now we fire the Quotes of War
of WAR!!






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radar
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posted July 22, 2008 10:21 AM

QP for Lex
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Lexxan
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posted July 22, 2008 12:12 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 12:27, 22 Jul 2008.

Song4

Song: I'm gonna be King of SPAM
Orginal: Oh I just cant wait  to be king
Sung by: Aculias - Lord Woock - Kookastar and a chorus of Spammers
Backstroy: the Setting is a few years ago. Aculias is about to overtake Lord Woock with a higher post count. Lord Woock vainly tries to stop him, but Aculias (and his friend kookie) can't be stopped.
Lyrics:
-Aculias-
I'm gonna be a Spamming King,
so Lord Woockie beware !

-Lord Woock-
Well I've never seen a King of SPAM,
with quite so little flair

-Aculias-
I'm gonna beat the Post Event
by posting more and more
I'm brushing up on Humourous post,
much often than befooooooooooooooore!!!

-Lord Woock-
Don't do that, Pan will cast the Ban -aaaaaah!

-Aculias-
And then I'm gonna BE king of SPAM!!!

-Lord Woock-
You've got to learn the good SPAM first young master, when you think...

-Aculias-
No one says "Post well"

-Lord Woock-
And when I say that, I...


-Kookastar-
No one pecks on him

-Lord Woock-
Learn to Edit first!

-Aculias-
No one says stop that

-Lord Woock-
You don't realise that...

-Aculias&Kookastar-
au revoir, my dear wimp

-Lord Woock-
Deeeeaar Wimp ?!?!!?

-Aculias-
Lord Woockie you are sooo... LOooool!!

-Lord Woock-
Wtf is he saying ??

-Aculias-
SPAM SPAM SPAM and Iris' doll

-Lord Woock-
I think it's time
that you and I
Arrange a heart-to-heart

-Aculias-
King don't need advice from little wookies for a start

-Lord Woock-
If this is the way Spamming rule is heading count me out!!
Out of Spamming, out of HC;
I will not hang around !!! -aaaah!
You must leanr that Lord Woock is the man!!

-Aculias-
Oh, I'm gonna be King of SPAM

Everybody look Glade
Everybody look Tav'
Everywhere you look I'm
Down in the SPAM light!!

-Lord Woock-
No Wai!!!!

-Spammers and Kookastar-
The time has come,
as Acu makes his way,
C'mon now, let
that Lord Woock bray,
His post count cannot
beat Acu's in any way
Because it's Aculias For the Win!!!
Because Aculias did our thing!!!
Because Aculiaaaaaaaaaaaaas is our Kiiiiiiiiing


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posted July 22, 2008 02:24 PM

ROFL these are great and funny

Quote:
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Seconded
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Lexxan
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posted July 22, 2008 10:17 PM

Song 5

Song: Read the FAQ (pronounced as "Fack")
Original: Kiss the girl from The Little Mermaid.
Sung by: Alcibiades
Backstory: Alc is trying to convince a couple noobs of refering to the FAQ instead of creating a separate thread. Knowing that the FAQ doesn't bite, Alc tries to his best and eventually...

Lyrics:

-Alcibiades-
There you see it,
Sitting there across the board.
Itis something I adored,
and you should do that too.
And I don't know why,
Why you don't try to
read the FAQ.

Yes, you see it,
look at it, just push it there,
possible it needs some flair,
but that is no problem.
I don't understand
why noobs can't stand to
simply read the FAQ.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, read the FAQ
I'm behind your back,
Nothing can wrong.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad ?
Is it a shame
that you don't wanna read the FAQ.

Now's the moment,
Do tap it on my Hammer's tune
Boy you better do it soon,
or feel my Hammer
Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya
It doesn't bite,
So with what right,
don't you read the FAQ ?

Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don't be scared,
You got the mood prepared,
go one and Read the FAQ,
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don't stop now,
Don't try to hide it how
you're gonna read the FAQ.
Whoa-Whoa

Sha-la-la-la-la-la Click Along,
and listen to the song,
nuff' says read the FAQ
Whoa-Whoa

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Hammer play
do what the hammer say
or feel it on your face
Read FAQ
Why don't you...
Read the FAQ ?
Go and
read the FAQ
GO ON AND READ THE FAQ!!!













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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 22, 2008 10:35 PM

That would be scary
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Lexxan
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posted July 23, 2008 01:49 PM

Song 6

Song:  Darksy rules
Original: Be Prepared from the Lion King.
Sung by: DarkShadow Ė Adrius - Asheera
Backstory: The revolution has begun !!!!
Lyrics:

-DarkShadow-
I know that you great exclusion,
is the work of Spamming and fright.
Too thick you are for devolution,
though you are an amusing sight.
I give you this conclusions
HC is not worthy of you
but the time has come for revolutions
They'll PAY for what I've been through !!!!

So my friends, you are of great use to me
Revolution is the sole way
a Spamming new era,
is crawling nearer...

-Asheera-
and where do we feature...?

-DarkShadow-
Just listen the preacher

I know it sounds sorted,
but you'll be rewarded,
when I got what I want
and it's the end for all the fools!

DARKSY RULEZZZ!!

-Adrius-
Yeah, Darksy rules. He'll rule... Rule what ?

-DarkShadow-
all of HC.

-Adrius-
O, is Val sick ?

-DarkShadow-
Shut up Private, we're gonna SPAM him... and the mods too...

-Asheera-
Great Idea, Who needs an admin ?

-Asheera&Adrius-
Without Admin, na-na-na-na-na

-DarkShadow-
Foobums !!! there will BE an Admin!

-Adrius-
But you said...

-DarkShadow-
I will be Admin. Stick with me, and SPAM will rain over HC !!!

-Asheera-
Yeah, great. Long live Darksy ! Long live Darksy! hahaha!!!

-Spammers-
The Revolution is coming.
DarkShadow loved and adored.

-DarkShadow-
of course, a propoz,
you're expected, to take certain duties aboard
The future is littered with Spamming,
And HC will get it for free
A point that isnít for Damning:
You wonít get a sniff without me!!!

So prepare for the coup of the century
The Dark Revolution as come
Mathiculous planning
And incessant Spamming
The mods of Denial
Will bend down why Iíll
Am Mod undisputed
Respected, saluted
The mastermind that I am!
Oh yes, I will close Floodprotect and the Schools
DARKSY RUUUUUULZ!!
(he will close Floodprotect and the schools)
DARKSY RUUUUUUUULZ!!!!

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posted July 23, 2008 02:52 PM

Amusing, .Give this man a promotion, now.
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posted July 23, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:
Amusing, .Give this man a promotion, now.
Well, he's already the H.P.S.N.L.C.G.S.B.I. What more could you give him?
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posted July 23, 2008 08:43 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 20:43, 23 Jul 2008.

Can someone give me a subject for song 7? I don't have much inspiration atm.
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posted July 23, 2008 08:52 PM

How about the SRTTHQ or the PPHQ?
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posted July 24, 2008 03:26 PM

I accept the Challenge Missy ®

Song7 underway
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