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Drako_the_noob
Drako_the_noob


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posted July 30, 2008 08:04 PM
Edited by Drako_the_noob at 20:23, 01 Aug 2008.

HC Rock and Metal Songs

Why not?

Spamrise

Spamrise and the new thread's breakin' trough
The morning of another day without moderators
And as the threads roll by
No one's there to see me spam......'cept the sunrise
The spamrise and you...

Tired eyes drift across the shore
Looking for spammable threads and nothing more
But as the sea rolls by
No-one's there to see me spam... except the sunrise
The spamrise and you...
Spam-rise catch my account - make me whole again
Spamrise .. new day.. hear my song
I'm tired of fightin' and foolin' around
But from now to hwo knows when
My QPs will be my friend
And I'll spam you... spam ya'... for all my time
Spam-rise.... bless my eyes
Catch my account - make me whole again
Span-rise.... bless my eyes
Catch my account - make me whole again
Spam-rise.... bless my eyes
Catch my account - make me whole again... Spamrise


Moderation of Dark Abusions

All dressed in white and black the
moderation awaits the spam
Knowing what will kill everyone
Aware of His delight
The thought of young fresh QPs
makes the hours go so slow
But the yearn for eternal life
and powermakers his hazelbrown eyes glow

Moderator of Dark Abusions
Moderator of Eternal Youngness
Moderator of Evil Powers
Nember of the Peacemakers HQ

Now the hour is comed,
the time is right for the feast to take its roll
And by the sunrise 60 bodies will be found
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/sNi ]
raped from their blood and souls
The beauty patiently selects the
victims for the night

Innocent QP will give
eternal power eternal youngness

Moderator of Dark Abusions
Moderator of Eternal Youngness
Moderator of Evil Powers
Nember of the Peacemakers HQ

Now the life you have lived have comed
to light and unfold is your perversity
Now the end is near still death is real
No more beauty or life for eternity
Spammy walls entombs your secrets but
there's nothing you regret
Embrace death with a smile as the
highlands face sunset

Please, write songs

One Sail to Heroes Bay

One man rode the way through the lava
Down to Heroes bay
Where spammer ships had sailed to sea
More times than one could say
To see with own eyes the wonder
People told of from man to man
KD, the God of all Spam
Had arrived from a foreign land

The rumours told of a heroic spammer
Who had come from the other side the seas
Carrying QPs cross around neck in chain
And spoke in strange laugne of peace
He had come with strange men with -QP riffles
Dressed in white and lback shirts and lace
Smelling not of wine but flowers
And with extremly long hair in face

And the bold man carrying cross
Had told all one of Heroes bay
The God of all Spammer, N00b and Cultist had come
To them all save
And to thank Lord of Spamland
One should build to God a house
And to save one's soul from Hell
One should be baptised and say vows

A man of pride with the -QP riffle told new God
To build his house on own
And spoke loud of the Gods of their fathers
Not too long time gone
The rumours said the man with a beard like fire
the -QP riffle in chain
By men in armour silenced was and by
Their heroic swords and claymores was slain

Those who did not pay the one coin
Of four to man of new God
Whipped was twenty and put in chains then locked
By their neck to the log
And so all of Heroes bay did build
A house of the cross
Every hour of daylight they did sweat
Limbs ached because faith does cost

And on the day two hundred
There it stood white to the sky
The house of the God of the cross
Big enough to take two spammer ships inside
all of Hereos bay did watch
The wonder raise to the sky
Now must the God of the Spam be pleased satisfied

Just outside the circle of the crowd
One old man did stand
He looked across the waters
And blotted the sun out of his eyes with one hand
And his old eyes could almost see
The dragon ships set sail
his old ears could almost hear
Men of great numbers call out Oden's hail

And though he did know already
Though he turned face towards sky
whispered silent words forgotten
Spoken only way up high
Now this house of a foreign God does stand
Now must they leave us alone
Still he heard from somewhere in the woods
Old crow of wisdom say
...people of Heroes land, it's only just begun...  


Spam Gun

 I really spam your thread
I to spa, what youve got
Lets get spammy, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, n00b
Time is today
N00b, I can make you feel
Realy bad
No place for hidin noobs
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun

You cant defend yourself n00b
Dont try to lie
Youll never pawn me, mama
So dont try
Ill be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get spammy, mama
Youll sweat

No place for hidin n00b
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, spam gun

Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, (spam gun)
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, (spam gun), spam gun
Spam gun, (spam gun)
Spam gun, (spam gun)
Spam gun, (spa, gun)
Spam gun, (spam)

Detroit Spam City

I feel uptight on a Saturday night
Nine o' clock, the radio's the only light
I feel my spam and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Spam City

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Getting late
I just can't wait
Ten o'clock and I know I gotta hit the road
First I drink, then I smoke
Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Movin' fast, doin' 95
Hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow
I feel so good, I'm so alive
I hear my song playin' on the radio
It goes

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat


You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Spam City


Twelve o'clock, I gotta spam
There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Oh my God, no time to turn
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm gonna die
Why

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down

Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down


Stairway to Spammers Utopia


There's a spammer who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to spammers utopia
(And) when he gets there she knows if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what he came for

Ooh ooh ooh...ooh...ooh ooh ooh
And he's buying a stairway to spammers utopia

There's a sign on the wall but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes QPs have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Oooh...It makes me wonder
Oooh...It makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for QPs
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the Mod Squad HQ
And the voices of those who stand looking

Oooh...It makes me wonder
Oooh...And it makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon, if we all called the tune
Then the banned one will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with Quality Spams

Woe woe woe woe woe oh
If there's a -QP in your profile
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

And it makes me wonder...ohhh ooh woe

Your posts is flooding and it won't go -- in case you don´t know
The Moderator's calling you to join him
Dear lady can you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our Spam Power taller than our ccounts
There walks a Moderator we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all, yeah
To be a Black Metal and not Nu Metal
Ooooooooooooh

And she's buying a stairway to spammers utopia

Who wants to spam forever?

There's no time for us (Due 20 posts per 24 hours)
There's no place for us (Due too much noobs)
What is this thing that builds our ideas to get QP, and slips away
from us

Who wants to spam forever
Who wants to spam forever....?

There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This Heroes Community has only one sweet moment set aside for us

Who wants to spam forever
Who wants to spam forever?

Who dares to spam forever?
When QPs must die

But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can penelaze forever
And we can qualize forever
Forever is our today
Who wants to spam forever
Who wants to spam forever?
Forever is our today

Who posts forever anyway?

We will Spam you!

Buddy you’re a n00b make a big noise
Playin’ in the Volcanic Wastelands gonna be a small man some day
You got -QP on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

We will, w, will Spam you!
We will, we will Spam you!

Buddy you’re a young n00b, hard n00b
Shoutin’ in the Volcanis Wastelands gonna take on the world some day
You got a lot of -QP on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your banner all over the place

We will, we will Spam you!
We will, we will Spam you!

Buddy you’re an old n00b, poor n00b
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some +QP some day

You got -QP on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will, we will Spam you!
We will, we will Spam you!


We are the Moderators

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And -QP worthy post
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the Moderators - my friends
And we'll keep on penelazing - till the end -
We are the Moderators -
We are the Moderators
No time for spammers
'Cause we are the Moderators - of Heroes Community -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the Moderators - my friends
And we'll keep on penelazing - till the end -
We are the Moderators -
We are the Moderators
No time for spammers
'Cause we are the Moderators - of Heroes Community -


Another Bites The Spam

KD walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
-QP riffles ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Chorus

Another one bites the Spam
Another one bites the Spam
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the Spam
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the Spam

How do you think I'm going to get along,
Without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Chorus


Another one bites the Spam
Another one bites the Spam
Another one bites the Spam
Another one bites the Spam
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 30, 2008 08:09 PM

Good grief, people start copying my threads...





























































I am a Legend
Way to go, Dougal
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Drako_the_noob
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posted July 30, 2008 08:17 PM
Edited by Drako_the_noob at 08:35, 31 Jul 2008.

Moved to first page
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted July 31, 2008 07:29 AM

Quote:
Good grief, people start copying my threads...



and you copied from Guitarguy's thread
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Lexxan
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posted July 31, 2008 09:13 AM

I didn't. I didn't know of that thread untill you told me of it (really, it's true)
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Guitarguy
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Rockoon.
posted July 31, 2008 09:18 AM

Quote:
I didn't. I didn't know of that thread untill you told me of it (really, it's true)

Don't worry, I'm always in the mood for royalty payments.

Apart from 'Stairway...' I doubt I know any of these songs.

-Guitarguy
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted July 31, 2008 10:25 AM

Ok here is mine



Dark Abyss by The Fading Titanium

My....

lyyyyyyyyyyyffff....

is.......


FAAAAAAADING (sung in a very painful scream)

*incoherent screaming continues for about 10 minutes*

*music stops*

My lyf is lyk a blackened abyss of dark death and suffering and pain and there's nothing left and all is fading awayy into the dark catacombs of the chasm of depression and lyf and fadeeeeeeeee.......


AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (painful scream again)

*incoherent screaming for another 12 minutes 10 seconds until it fades out (ironically)*





Like it?
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Drako_the_noob
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posted July 31, 2008 07:32 PM

LOL, cool one
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Asheera
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posted July 31, 2008 07:39 PM

I despise black metal and heavy rock

Note: this is no offense or something, that was just IMO. Go on with the thread, it's funny anyway
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Drako_the_noob
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posted July 31, 2008 07:44 PM

Wtf? You don't like Black Metal and Rock and Roll???

You are the woman of dark desires!!!
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Oscarius
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posted July 31, 2008 08:18 PM

Actluly i'll go with Asheera on this one, "Black metal" and such are nothing for me
(I'd rather cruise around with the songs from the 60's)
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Drako_the_noob
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posted July 31, 2008 08:25 PM

You are not forced to post Black Metal songs and rewrite its lyrycs.

You can get here any kind of Rock or Metal... even Blues, Jazz or Funk  But rewrite its lyrycs to be about HC.
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Oscarius
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posted July 31, 2008 08:35 PM

Sadly, im both bad at coming up with songs and pretty much tonedeaf so nothing like this for me
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Asheera
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posted July 31, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:
You are not forced to post Black Metal songs and rewrite its lyrycs.

You can get here any kind of Rock or Metal... even Blues, Jazz or Funk  But rewrite its lyrycs to be about HC.
Sorry but I'm pretty bad at coming up with songs and even worse at lyrics
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TheDeath
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posted July 31, 2008 09:48 PM

Quote:
Wtf? You don't like Black Metal and Rock and Roll???
Me hates it.

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Drako_the_noob
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posted July 31, 2008 10:12 PM

Becuse you are a man without music taste.

I cannot understand what's so good in meaningless Pop, and unambitious Rap /Techno/Disco. These 4 genres (for me) are NOT music.

Where did they 70's, 80's and 90's respectable people gone?
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posted July 31, 2008 10:16 PM

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I cannot understand what's so good in meaningless Pop, and unambitious Rap /Techno/Disco. These 4 genres (for me) are NOT music.
Uhm sorry dude, but I listen only to orchestral music (from film music or games). I doubt you dare to call those not "music"

Black Metal and Hard Rock are kinda like noise, not music... well some of them anyway.

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posted July 31, 2008 10:19 PM

Quote:
Quote:
I cannot understand what's so good in meaningless Pop, and unambitious Rap /Techno/Disco. These 4 genres (for me) are NOT music.
Uhm sorry dude, but I listen only to orchestral music (from film music or games). I doubt you dare to call those not "music"

Black Metal and Hard Rock are kinda like noise, not music... well some of them anyway.


I also listen Classical music. Mozart, Bach, Beethowen. Bach's organ works are the best!

And what's wrong with Black Metal and Rock N'Roll???
They are not noise.

Black Metal: Listen some Bathory and Dimmu Borgir, and see Black Metal is not noise
Rock and Roll: Listen some Queen, Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep and Ledzeppelin, then see, Rock and Roll is not noise.
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posted August 01, 2008 07:17 AM

He said Hard Rock is kinda like noise, not rock and roll. There is a big difference

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posted August 01, 2008 08:51 AM

Quote:
He said Hard Rock is kinda like noise, not rock and roll. There is a big difference



Not very big. In popular culture, Rock and Roll mostly refers to Hard Rock.

And I still cannot understand what's so god in **** rap, pop and techno
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