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What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 22, 2011 04:46 PM |
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The simplest way to seduce your sister would be to quietly sneak into her apartment in the middle of the night, inject her with various disorienting drugs and aphrodisiacs, tie her arms to her bedposts and place her on a sybian running at 2000rpms (use a ball gag to muffle her screams) and on her wall project pictures and movies of you posing erotically interspersed with happy childhood home movies of you two smiling together. After her fifth orgasm untie her, give her sleeping pills ,lovingly tuck her into bed, kiss her on the forehead and whisper "I love you sis." Repeat this process for a week.
When she awakes she will not remember anything that happened that night but she will soon find herself inexplicably fantasizing about you and will eventually find herself collapsing in public, brought to her knees by waves of erotic energy before frantically searching for a restroom so she can masturbate to your image.
Eventually you will get a call from your sister about how her boss gave her a case of champagne and it would be a shame to drink it by herself, it's about time we caught up with each other......
I would link but...
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Smooth Snake
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posted June 22, 2011 04:58 PM |
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....uh.... funny links thread bro, not this weeks favourite hentai.
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once seen cannot be unseed
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posted June 25, 2011 11:34 PM |
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Do you still remember the alphabet?
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Me, myself... rather than I and then... myself and then me... Me... ME ...MEEEAAAAAAAH
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Salamandre
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Wog refugee
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posted June 29, 2011 01:18 PM |
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted July 04, 2011 09:00 PM |
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@Joonas:
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Vicky Pollard
Awesome as ever. They really need to make more of Little Britain 
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mamgaeater
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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted July 09, 2011 04:13 PM |
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Probably been posted before but this site is a goldmine.
http://bash.org
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alcibiades
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posted July 09, 2011 11:18 PM |
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Contains swearwords but these autocorrects had me laughing so hard I have tears and snot running down my chin (yummy  ).
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 10, 2011 12:15 PM |
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted July 16, 2011 08:00 PM |
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LizardWarrior
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the reckoning is at hand
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posted July 16, 2011 08:55 PM |
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The movie
The reality
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Adrius
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posted July 31, 2011 04:46 PM |
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Salamandre
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Wog refugee
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posted July 31, 2011 05:17 PM |
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alcibiades
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posted July 31, 2011 06:03 PM |
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Quote:
Dog suicide
Epic. 
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted August 08, 2011 09:59 PM |
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alcibiades
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posted August 08, 2011 10:10 PM |
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Quote:
Russian Roulette
The video itself is pretty lame, but try to turn on the captions [CC] and suddenly it becomes hillarious!
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 16, 2011 11:04 AM |
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Salamandre
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posted August 17, 2011 12:36 AM |
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VokialBG
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First in line
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posted August 18, 2011 09:03 AM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 09:07, 18 Aug 2011.
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Some pics of smart guys:
2 in one
A horse power
Scrapy!
After you, please...
Programmers and their pets
I did that once.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 18, 2011 09:25 AM |
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I have one like this. It's quite handy.
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veco
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who am I?
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posted August 23, 2011 01:33 PM |
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Aww this is so adorable, it's playing hide and seek!
Lexxan, for your own sake - do not enter.
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