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posted November 01, 2008 01:54 PM |
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Ashie's story
I was born in outer space. My mother was the Moon itself, and my father was the first man to walk on the Moon. And no, he was not Neil Armstrong, that's pure propaganda, to cover the fact that my father died there.
My father fell in love with the Moon and, in order to kiss it, he had to take out his astronaut costume. Unfortunately this way he died of lack of oxygen shortly thereafter.
My mom loved him very much as well, and she 'swallowed' my father and after 3.578 seconds gave birth to a little dark elf.
I had problems with breathing myself, but aliens abducted me shortly just in time. After they made a lot of tests on me, they made me dance Blues, and then sent me to Earth.
But that's not all of my tragedy. The greedy humans transformed my poor mom into a scripting language. Now I lost both of my parents and I feel so alone
P.S. This is what the government tries to cover up with those fake photos. The origins of my existence.
P.P.S. Oranges are better than apples.
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posted November 01, 2008 01:55 PM |
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P.P.S. Oranges are better than apples.
 
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posted November 01, 2008 02:02 PM |
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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posted November 01, 2008 02:03 PM |
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william
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posted November 01, 2008 02:03 PM |
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O RLY?
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posted November 01, 2008 02:20 PM |
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The greedy humans transformed my poor mom into a scripting language
ROTFL, didn't know that 
Overall very nice story.
Now please show up your photo 
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posted November 01, 2008 02:36 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 14:36, 01 Nov 2008.
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My Lifestory
I was born in a peanut Farm in Tlaongard, Dougalia
My Father is a forty-year old responsible gas station cashier from Ottawa, Canada and my mother became a hamster named Boo after a species change operation.
My younger sister Kelly married a 30 year old Polish Student at the age of 15.
My Older sister, who likes to call herself Sang de la Lune, is born hunter of Red Stars, Peanuts and Oranges, was ASCIIficated at birth, but recovered. She is now seen digging in the Volcanic Wastelands near Tlaongard, searching peanuts.
I've been a Janitor of 40 years, cleaning up SPAM untill I dropped
I have a tattoo on my erm... lower part saying "I'm so into Sarah Palin"
I like Imps... they make good fodder.
ps: Apples really >>>>>>> Oranges.
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posted November 01, 2008 03:08 PM |
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my mother became a hamster named Boo after a species change operation.
lol
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posted November 01, 2008 03:15 PM |
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Now please show up your photo
She won't.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 01, 2008 03:23 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 15:23, 01 Nov 2008.
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Azagal
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posted November 01, 2008 03:29 PM |
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Naaaah that'd be boring since then you'd all know what I look like.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 01, 2008 03:34 PM |
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You? Who cares what you look like?
I was talking about Ashie's photo.
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Azagal
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posted November 01, 2008 03:37 PM |
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Ah of course.... sorry I'm so egocentric that I naturally asumed that you absolutely wanted a picture of me (you do right? You just wanted to make another smug remark because you were to shy to actually admit that you wanted one...).
I would love to help you out unfortunately Ash hasn't revealed herself to me.
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Elvin
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posted November 01, 2008 03:48 PM |
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That's because she works undercover.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 01, 2008 04:35 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 16:35, 01 Nov 2008.
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Asheera
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posted November 01, 2008 04:39 PM |
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Never even heard of this who.
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Geny
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posted November 01, 2008 04:43 PM |
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The who and their cover:
Are you there, Ash?
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Asheera
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posted November 01, 2008 04:45 PM |
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Hmm as I said never heard of "The Who"Quote:
Are you there, Ash?
I'm still here, for now...
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Geny
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posted November 01, 2008 04:51 PM |
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Hmm as I said never heard of "The Who"
If this is true, you have a hole in your education almost as big as Elvin had before he saw Shawshank Redemption.
The Who
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Asheera
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posted November 01, 2008 04:54 PM |
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I don't have a hole in my education...
How can I have a hole in something I don't even have at all?
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