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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 20, 2003 05:27 PM

I promise I won't be crazy anymore if you give me some cookies.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted May 20, 2003 06:44 PM

and i promise no more killing with uzi if i get some cookies
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

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Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 20, 2003 07:54 PM

MYYY CCCCOOOOCCCCKIIIIESSSSS !!!!!!!

GGGGIIIIVVVVVEEEEE TTTTHHHEEEEEEMMM BAAAACKKK, YYYOUUUU EEEVVVVILLLLL MMMMMAAAAANN !!!!!!

*runs after stargazer...*
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted May 20, 2003 10:19 PM

Saruman continues chasing Damacon, shooting magic fireballs. Suddenly Damacon turns around and swoops at him. Saruman begins to run, but slips on a bananananananana peal and falls down the stairs.

ThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThump!

Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!Damn it!

Lands on a trampoline, which, for unknown reasons is at the bottom of the stairs.

BOING!!

Falls down over the second flight of stairs,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Bounces off LT,

BOING!

Falls over the third flight of stairs,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Crashes through the basement door,

CRASH!!

OW!

And lands beside Lord_Wook.

"Oh, hey Wook."
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Thank god I'm an atheist.

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Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 20, 2003 10:27 PM

HEEEEEYYYYYY WAAAAATCCHHHHH ITTT, YOUUU EEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL MMMMAANNNNN !!!!!!!!!!
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted May 20, 2003 10:47 PM

\eats a cookie
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What are you up to

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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted May 20, 2003 11:37 PM
Edited By: Romana on 21 May 2003



OHHH I found some evil cookies!!!
looks at the nutties...then looks at the cookies, and decides to eat them all herself

YUMMM and delicious too  
*licks fingers*
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted May 21, 2003 01:25 AM

* returns into the Asylum *

OK, what's going on here?

* looks at the evil cookies that Romana was eating *

HEY Romana! Don't eat those cookies, those cookies have been corrupted with an evil curse known as Fatigue! It means anyone who eats those cookies will fall asleep an hour per cookie!

* snatches the cookies and disposes of them. As the cookies are thrown out, they emit a green gas cloud over the bin *
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LordTitan
LordTitan


Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted May 21, 2003 02:34 AM

*Conjures up a bright bleu lightning bolt*
You want some?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Damacon was then seen on the ground twiching...
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Spaek the Titan

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stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted May 21, 2003 02:53 PM
Edited By: stargazer on 21 May 2003

nana lich king cant catch me here want a cookie?.. nope one more for me and none for you *throws a rock at him* looks at the cookies thrown out the window and smiles. he run to them and picks up three and runs for lich king im sorry *he hands him the evil cookies little does lich king know that hes going to sleep soon.*
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Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 21, 2003 04:44 PM

:: a coockie flies out the window of the office::

now be normal MM
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Don`t be simple, be complx-

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 22, 2003 05:43 PM

You got it Echo.  I'm completly cured *twitch*.  All better.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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LordTitan
LordTitan


Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted May 22, 2003 11:30 PM

After stomping all the feathers off Dacacon, LT then went to one of the people's offices to ask for help...
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted May 23, 2003 11:47 AM

* sees his image in deep ruin *

Okay, this should do

* uses a Potion of Healing and then a potion of Immortality *

Ah, that's better!

* instantly restores to full health *
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No one knows my true nature here...

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stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted May 23, 2003 07:32 PM

ok sence lich king doesnt want cookies someone else can have them. *he tosses the cookies in the air* *he looks through the window to see where they hide the rest of the cookies* good more cookies for me he climbs in the window when he leaves the office and steals the cookies to sell on the black market.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

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Lord_echo
Lord_echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 24, 2003 12:30 AM

HEY Stargazr... no more stealing coockies....! those r mine and DR. Romanas property... ONLY! we hand out to those who deserv it... not to theifs and killers... and not to u!!!!

Give them back!

::shoots a arrow right through the pack of coockies in SG hand::
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Don`t be simple, be complx-

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted May 24, 2003 12:33 AM

Hey gang! I made 100 homemade chocolate chip cookies for y'all.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 24, 2003 04:19 PM

there u go...but dont u all go crazy on gorman now!
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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted May 25, 2003 01:29 AM

Yeah, otherwise the rest of the batch will burn, can't eat burned cookies!
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted May 25, 2003 07:05 AM

Oh, sure, you cannot eat burned cookies, we'll see about that, mate!

* swoops down to gorman and snatches the cookies, then throws them into the fireplace, burning then all *

How'd you like that?

* flies away before gorman can respond *
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