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Thread: The wrong answer game This thread is 52 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 27 28 29 30 31 ... 40 50 52 · «PREV / NEXT»
fred79
fred79


Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
posted February 24, 2013 02:01 PM

the difference between a crocodile?

life or death

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted March 01, 2013 07:40 PM
Edited by The_Polyglot at 19:42, 01 Mar 2013.

*Dingding!* Round over!

Master_Learn: Green
Green what? Green who? Green how? Incomplete, 0 points

NoobX:The asteroids are deadly and so are meatballs. Judging by the laws of chowder, the chances are that the peenuts peanuts aren't awarded here which counters the fact that I have a tail made out of BRAINZ.
WRONG! 1 point

Trogdor:One is fluent in Esperanto, the other just speaks Pidgin Esperanto.
Would have been two points if You managed to explain how You can compare 2 different crocodiles when the question gives You one to work with. Still wrong though, 1 point

Drakon Deus: All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
And how does this relate to the question? 1 point.

Fred79: life or death

Nicely phrased! Still, I'll knock off a point for not being wrong.
2 points

Next question:
What is mankind's greatest achievement? Justify your response.


You have a week from now, GO!
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 01, 2013 08:00 PM

Ghost. He is the biggest spambot/troll on HC, yet he always escapes the noose and everybody loves him. I have yet to see anything worse/better than that.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 02, 2013 06:29 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 13:24, 02 Mar 2013.

Boobs.

They can make your day brighter or make a woman smarter and funnier at the same time.

They can help you get a job/promoted or make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.

They are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.

The power of boobs should not be underestimated.



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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted March 02, 2013 01:56 PM
Edited by Trogdor at 14:03, 02 Mar 2013.

Flood protection insurance. Too many insurance companies ignore offering this kind of cover and a lot of people would be bettor off if it were offered.
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted March 02, 2013 03:26 PM

Cookies. Because they are nurishing and yummy, and inevitably lead to the dark side, muahahahah. Want one?

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 08, 2013 11:21 AM

I do believe it's judging time

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted March 09, 2013 02:19 PM

*Dingding!* Round over!

NoobX:Ghost. He is the biggest spambot/troll on HC, yet he always escapes the noose and everybody loves him. I have yet to see anything worse/better than that.

Can't argue with that, 3 points

DD:Boobs.

They can make your day brighter or make a woman smarter and funnier at the same time.

They can help you get a job/promoted or make the workplace more tolerable for the rest of us.

They are often successfully used in place of a coherent plot or acting in movies to create a great film.

The power of boobs should not be underestimated.


Alas, this joke is older than I am, 2 points.

Trogdor: Flood protection insurance. Too many insurance companies ignore offering this kind of cover and a lot of people would be bettor off if it were offered.

We'd all live in a better world if insurance covered HC's Flood Protect 2 points

Minion: Cookies. Because they are nurishing and yummy, and inevitably lead to the dark side, muahahahah. Want one?

Nah, I'm more of a cracker guy *squawk*. Nevertheless, You get a well-deserved 3 points.

Next question:
How long does it take to skin a bear?


You get 1 week as usual, I'll be more punctual next time .
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 09, 2013 06:25 PM

6.66 seconds
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 09, 2013 06:51 PM

Depends on what you are going to do to a bear before you skin him...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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shyranis
shyranis


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted March 09, 2013 07:42 PM

About as long as it takes to slide into your pants.
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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted March 09, 2013 07:49 PM

In Soviet Russia...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted March 09, 2013 07:52 PM

A case of vodka.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 16, 2013 04:03 PM

Time to close this round, yes?
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted March 16, 2013 05:06 PM
Edited by The_Polyglot at 17:19, 16 Mar 2013.

Yep, thought it was due Sunday, sorry

*Dingding!* Round over!

DD: 6.66 seconds

Demonic help sure speeds things right up 3 points.

NoobX: Depends on what you are going to do to a bear before you skin him...

Bears do appreciate the odd shave-and-a-haircut now and then, wouldn't You agree? 1 point

Shyranis: About as long as it takes to slide into your pants.

But which to do first, I wonder? 2 points

Master_learn: A case of vodka

This answer is rather like Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington's unfortunate end: Good idea, poor execution, 2 points

Gnomes: In Soviet Russia...

Meh, 1 point

Next question:
A pet hamster and its owner fight to the death. Who survives?


1 week and counting, go!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted March 16, 2013 05:10 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 17:11, 16 Mar 2013.

If it's this hamster, it wins.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted March 16, 2013 05:11 PM

Ghost. I've already said why.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted March 17, 2013 01:08 PM

The owner of a 1970 Toyota Celica who left in the the hamster owner's driveway.
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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted March 17, 2013 01:40 PM

Dust survives as always.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
posted March 23, 2013 12:56 PM

*Dingding!* Round over!

DD: If it's this hamster, it wins.
What did I tell You about right answers? Osama is dead, Abu isn't, so he did survive! 2 points

Nooby: Ghost. I've already said why.
Answer unrelated, not to mention rude, no points

Trogdor:The owner of a 1970 Toyota Celica who left in the the hamster owner's driveway.
And thus escaped the immediate carnage, only to suffer a heart attack 3 days later, when the news reached him presumably. 3 points

Master_learn: Dust survives as always.

WRONG! 1 point

Next question:
What would be the most immediate consequence of the disappearance of the world's cheese reserves?

You have 1 week, as always. Next week, I'll start posting the leaderboard as well.
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