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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Sex among men and women,acording to horoscpe sign.
Thread: Sex among men and women,acording to horoscpe sign.
antipaladin
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posted August 29, 2009 01:15 PM
Edited by Mytical at 14:23, 29 Aug 2009.

Sex among men and women,acording to horoscpe sign.

a small reaserch i've conducted...
ill start with men:

Aries:Animal Passion
A ferocious man,found of aggressive and violent sex. No setbacks.Sexually active and wants to try it all.
expects of the woman to be hot attractive and passionate.He likes the challange. the conquerer of the body and mind.No foreplay. all happens here and now. Once the sex over he loses interst.
if you want a cuddling partner.. hes not the one.
Turn ons: Domination Games.
Turn offs: shyness,tiredness.
Tips: The more he fights for it,the more he wants it.
Good partners:Sagittarius,Aquarius and Gemini.
Bad Partners:Cancer Scorpio Pisces.


Taurus:Giving and loyal
this man comes to sex like to a feast in a luxurious restaurant.
The mood is everyting,sexy lunderiry,candels,music.
If the mood is in danger so is his pleasure.
The sex is slow and very well planned.
Turn on: Conservetive nature
Turn off:everything liberal.
Tips: Sexy underwear.
Good partners: Virgo,Cappicorn,and Cancer.
Bad Parnters: Leo,Aries and Aquarius.


Gemini:Easygoing and Fun.
This is a man who likes talking about sex more then having it.
He looks things from a childlike naivity and open to new ideas.
Hes not very sexually active but bonds well and goes with the flow.
Turn on: New intersting stuff
Turn off: possivness.
Tip: Initiate spontaneous sex
Good Partners:Aquarius Saggitarius and Gemini.
Bad Partners: Virgo,Cappicorn,and Cancer.



Cancer: Found The temple.
Sensitive and very feminine in sex man knows female body better then the female herself,knows excally how to touch and where.
Preversions does not work out for him,but he's far from conservative.
Turn ons:Everything invloving the mouth and toung.
Turn offs: Emotionless sex.
Tips: Allways tell him hes loved and worshiped.
Good Partners:Taurus,pisces and Scorpio.
Bad Partners:Aquarius Gimini and Aries.
Known Memmbers: Antipaladin(myself).

Leo: King of stage.
sex is drama for him,rather a way to attract audiance.
Very strong sexual impulses and must impress at all costs.
He likes compliments and do anythign for possitive feedback
but will not agree to sleazy sex.
turn on: Elegency
Turn off: Critisim and negetive feedback
Tips:let him dominate
Good partners: Taurus saggitarius and aries
Bad Partners: Piseces Cappicorn and Virgo


Virgouch!
Sterile calculated his sex is very well planned and plain. somtimes cold. he will see any defect on your body. but he has most urge to please. will do everyting to please.
Turn onarkness and Conservetive
Turn off: Dirty
Tips: sex is not everything..
Good Partners:Capicorn Taurus Virgo
Bad: all the rest



Libra: Harmony
Peace and quite harmony,and ballance. music candels and light.
dislikes noise.No agenda and rather passive. becomes what the partner wants.
if the mood is wrong he will skip it though
Turn on: Going with the flow
Turn off: Tense mood. If the mood is bad,no sex.
Tips: Invest in frindeship
Good Partners: Gemini Saggitarius and Leo.
Bad partners: cancer scorpio and virgo



Scorpio: Sex god
He have invented sex and, knows everything there is to know,and will trasure your body,he will be the best of the best lover you have ever had. sex is powerfull and addictive
Turn ons: practicly everyting,specile effection for using the mouth.
Turn offs: Jealous,DO not i repeat do not prevoke it. zero tolarence policy for disloylty and uncertinty is applied with him on defualt.
Tips: Relax and enjoy. no men will give you same pleasure.
Good partners: Cancer,piesces and taurus
bad partners:Aquaries Gemini and libra


Saggitarius:Unstopable advanture
Versitile and not demanding,he's not very active but likes new stuff,keep him frash at all costs,if he gets bored or hears commitment he will flee the scene.
Turn ons:in the nature
Turn offs: Speaking of marrige
Tips:enjoy his open mindness.
Good partners:Gemini Aquarius and aries
Bad Partnersisces scorpio and cancer.


Capicorn: On schedual.
Sex with him is part of life that works by the book,on the hours,by the clock,something he made up long ago. must goes that planned or havoc will endure.
hes not that bad just afride of negetive feedback.
ussally will go with older and mature woman.
turn on: Conservetive things
turn off: everything libberal.
Tips: Get yourself a lover.
Good partners: Virgo and capicorn
Bad partners: Leo Gemini and Aries.
Known Memmbers: Mytical

Aquariues: Original
Hes intelectuall aproch for sex is different. he can talk hours on it,reflecting his view,but not really craving for it.
he can't handle intimacy and emotion well.
he likes to try new things.
Turn on: trys evertything once.
Turn off: demanding atmosphere.
Tips: have Virtual sex with him
Good partners: gemini saggitarius and aquarius
Bad partners: scorpio pisces and capicorn



Pisces: Erotic nature
One word. Romance.
Turn on: Role playing,cosplaying.
Turn off:Reality. don't brake his fantazy.
tips:attractive and sexy clothing
Good partnersisesc cancer and scorpio
Bad partners:Aquarius gimini and aries.



Woman:-> Tomorow.
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Totoro
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posted August 29, 2009 01:26 PM

Why these work? It's because there are so many of them that no one bothers to read them all so they read just their own. Obviously you can find something to associate with yourself and it gives an impression that it's real.

But when you start checking other horoscopes you find something to associate with yourself in almost every one of them.

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Warmonger
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posted August 29, 2009 02:21 PM

That's so funny, more or less everything matches. But it's quite useless nonetheless.
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Mytical
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posted August 29, 2009 02:25 PM

Like most subjective things of this kind,, it is purely for entertainment purposes.  Take it as such.
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OhforfSake
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posted August 29, 2009 05:26 PM

Quote:
Why these work? It's because there are so many of them that no one bothers to read them all so they read just their own. Obviously you can find something to associate with yourself and it gives an impression that it's real.

But when you start checking other horoscopes you find something to associate with yourself in almost every one of them.


That's my impression as well, they simply write things that can be interpreted in many ways which makes it very likely to be true for most poeple, though some of them are a bit weird, let's take:

"This is a man who likes talking about sex more then having it."
[I suppose then in this context should be than] people who rather wants to talk about sex than having sex? I'm not much of an experienced guy, but I never had that impression that it'd fit with the majority of people.

The thing is, as you write, it's very subjective, writing stuff like "he doesn't do that much", but in no relation to anything else, means that it's completely up for a loose interpretation, however when there's a comparision (rather wants to talk about, than to have), then I'd say it's going pretty accurate, and it's also something that surprises me to find.

Though on the other hand, then it's up for interpretation how you define what you like most, and all the sort of stuff if you're subconscioussly hiding stuff for yourself, etc., which I don't think fit in this thread.

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kipshasz
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posted August 29, 2009 05:50 PM

Very nice Anti. Very nice indeed.
Only one thing fits me as Pisces, and thats romance.
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Elvin
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posted August 29, 2009 06:00 PM

Reminds me a value I had heard about scorpios: A day without sex is a lost day
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Aculias
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posted September 02, 2009 04:12 PM

It's easy to tell if a woman likes it or not AnitaPaliDan

I wont bring it up here
Might not be suitable for Willy

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mvassilev
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posted September 19, 2009 08:38 PM

Quote:
I wont bring it up here
You'd better not.
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antipaladin
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posted September 19, 2009 11:54 PM

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You know the "woman->tomorrow" part, I think it's actually a metaphor for tomorrow never comes, or something like that.


i would post it,but im afride it will turn bad,plus it needs more cencorship and it will lower the point by a lot...
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Aculias
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posted September 20, 2009 12:39 AM

Boo.
Whats the point of having this thread if we dont have women horoscope ?

Mostly men here & we dont want just read about a bunch of horny dudes.

We all know women like sex more then men & they are hornier then men are lol.

Bogues lol.
You just need to post it & not give a hoot .

If it gets deleted then it just shows how closed minded & Archie Bunkered the Mods are lol.

Yes i love Archie lol.
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smvuy
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posted September 20, 2009 01:16 AM

scorpio here, bring it on ladies

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mvassilev
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posted September 20, 2009 01:21 AM


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TheDeath
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posted September 20, 2009 01:43 AM

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We all know women like sex more then men & they are hornier then men are lol.
keep dreaming.
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