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ihor
Supreme Hero
Accidental Hero
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posted September 14, 2009 08:01 AM |
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Edited by ihor at 16:19, 15 Sep 2009.
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Stupid Questions
I want to write some stupid questions here. All from the real life. Something had happened to me  , something to my friends.
Post questions here, you consider realy stupid.
Stupid questions:
1) Night. 3 o'clock. Mobile phone rings....
-Have you slept?
-Sh.., no I have been waiting for your call.
2)Chat in the Facebook... you receives a message...
-What are you doing?
-F..., I'm skydiving, Can't you really guess?
3)You walk in the city with a fractured arm in the plaster.
-Have you fractured your arm?
-Nope, I decided to see whether plaster fits me.
4)Mobile phone conversation...
-Hello, where are you?
-In the WC.
-What are you doing?
-Dancing
5)I stand near the school... someone asks...
-Are you standing?
-No, flying.
6)The morning after New Year... Baker's shop...
-Your bread is fresh-baked?
-Nope, from the last year.
7)Shop...
-Good day, do you have sour cream?
-Yes.
-Ok, give me chewing gums.
8)Very popular case... call on home phone...
-Hey, where are you?
-In Japan.
9)Phone conversation...
-Hello
-Hello...
-Yes?
-Who are you?
-And whom the hell were you expected?
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 14, 2009 01:28 PM |
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at the phone (systematically) : "where are you"
I guess that most of the time, the guy who asked don't care about the answer.
"how are you?"
I'm smiling, I must be terribly sick...
as I was leaving work "have you done 'insert random work here'"
you have been watching me the whole time, can't you guess?
"are you sleeping?"
"have you done your work well?"
no, of course no, I did as bad as I could...
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted September 14, 2009 02:21 PM |
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"What's up?"
Being asked frequently, especially by totally unindefied strangers via communicator. What the hell am I supposed to answer?
I usually block such people(?) if they don't write anything else.
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The future of Heroes 3 is here!
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Totoro
Famous Hero
in User
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posted September 14, 2009 03:40 PM |
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 14, 2009 04:58 PM |
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Quote:
The Japan?
Non-bilinguals have no right to complain whatsoever about poor english.
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted September 14, 2009 07:59 PM |
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Quote:
The Japan?
The Nippon?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 14, 2009 08:10 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
The Japan?
The Nippon?
Nippon ka.
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ihor
Supreme Hero
Accidental Hero
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posted September 15, 2009 04:22 PM |
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Edited by ihor at 11:54, 17 Sep 2009.
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I'm sorry for my translation. In my native language it sounds much better.
Japan fixed , please send me a hcm message if you find something wrong(like that) in my English. I really want to improve my English.
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Rarensu
Known Hero
Formerly known as RTI
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posted September 17, 2009 09:16 AM |
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Edited by Rarensu at 07:14, 18 Sep 2009.
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Don't worry, I am SO all over that.
PS - you need an article (probably "my") in between "in" and "native". (EDIT - has now been fixed)
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.
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ihor
Supreme Hero
Accidental Hero
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posted September 17, 2009 05:27 PM |
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Your approach is too serious for these questions.
I consider them stupid because of different reasons:
1)Some questions really annoy(night call, fractured arm... if interest is positive then I agree with you)
2)Some questions don't need an answer, because answer is obvious(WC..)
3)The whole situation is ridiculous(sour cream, phone conversations)
I dunno, what words to chose if it's not "stupid".
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted September 18, 2009 03:17 AM |
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WHO IS YOU?!!?, Name tag says john
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 18, 2009 07:34 AM |
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 18, 2009 06:29 PM |
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 18, 2009 06:35 PM |
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WHO IS YOU?!!?, Name tag says john
Of course that's a stupid question, because it has wrong grammar.
Other than that, it is perfectly fine, even with the "name tag". When people ask you who you are, they expect a more detailed answer than "I'm Bob". Something like "I'm the CEO of the FixGrammar Corporation."
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