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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted January 29, 2002 09:30 AM |
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17 things you can notice in American Movies (translated)
1. You can get good apartment in New-Your whenether you work or no.
2. At least one of two twins is Evil.
3. When disarming a bomb - don't think which cable you need to cut. You will always choose the one you need.
4. Most of the Notebooks are powerful anough to take over the communication systems of any agressive aliens.
5. It doesn't matter how many enemies are against you in a battle as long as you use special fighting techniques. Your enemies will wait, dancing around you, untill you beat them all one after another.
6. When you turn the light off, and go to sleep, everything in your bedroom stays vible, anly a little darker.
7. If you're a good looking Blonde,then, propably, by the age of 22 you will be a world-wide known expert of nuclear weapons.
8. A fair and hard working policeman usually dies 3 days before retirement.
9. Anyone can land a plain if next to him will be someone explaining how to.
10. Lipstick sign will never be erased, even if you dive.
11. If you want peple to think you're Russian or German, there's no need to talk their language, only to have an accent.
12. You can see the Eifell Tower from any window in Paris.
13. A man won;t show any signs of pain when tortured, but will shake a bit when a woman will try to clear his wounds.
14. If you see a big glass window on the screen, it means thas, soon, someone will be thrown out of it.
15. In every bomb there is a big electronic screen that shows exactly how many time is left till the explosion.
16. A detective can solve a case only when he's on a detention.
17. When two foreign military men are alone theyt prefer talking in English.
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Gravdragon
Known Hero
Barbarian
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posted January 29, 2002 11:56 AM |
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Lol slava...its true!!
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L´ombre fatal - The shadow of death
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted January 29, 2002 12:41 PM |
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They are! If they weren't I wouldn't post it 
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted January 29, 2002 03:05 PM |
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COOL!
Do U have more???
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 10, 2004 12:22 AM |
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted August 10, 2004 12:27 AM |
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I read this stuff before, but thrice this long  
Its very cool! (and true^^) unfortunately I forgot where I read it.
reg
Daddy
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 13, 2004 01:09 PM |
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The most realistic ideas of film I have ever seen.
If anyone has anymore please send them.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted August 13, 2004 01:27 PM |
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hehe... nice! and soooo true!
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Pirahna
Famous Hero
or not ...
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posted August 14, 2004 01:24 AM |
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I really don't like this phrase :
"It will be okay ..."
that's plain stupid !
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The Pirahna - wow guys ... my posts keep decreasing ... lol ... i can't post
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted August 14, 2004 01:37 AM |
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and one more thing... seen when all those cars crash...
not ONE land on the wheels again... that ALL land on upsidedown!
silly hollywood!
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 14, 2004 05:06 PM |
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In most carchases, when a car gets hit, it eksplodes almost right after it gets hit.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted August 14, 2004 07:12 PM |
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Concrete and steel are always highly flammable objects that will combust and form a high risk for explosion when ignited.
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Perception is everything.
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted August 15, 2004 08:36 AM |
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Sarcasm is the best weapon when you're being interrogated by international terrorists...
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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 15, 2004 12:53 PM |
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When a car explodes, a single wheel is bound to roll away.
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Yolk and God bless.
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DarkTitan
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 16, 2004 11:38 AM |
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Also the main character in every movie always has cheesy punch line
example Jean Claude Van Damme
Bad guy: Who are you?
Van Damme: I am the parking inspector and you are bothering my customers.(then proceeds to beat up bad guys)
Cheerz
DT
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted August 17, 2004 12:34 AM |
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And don't forget the classic.
After a recent bunch of murders by a derranged psycho or monster, and you hear a sound upstairs. You go to check it out........BOO! there's the murderer/monster waiting for you!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 18, 2004 10:47 AM |
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When the lead actor meets the lead actress they always have... -interaction-
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