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zamfir
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posted August 15, 2010 08:47 PM |
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Now those are two faces I'd like to smash.
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Carcity
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posted August 15, 2010 09:55 PM |
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@Kip, I bet you 20 beers that person is a woman.
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alcibiades
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of Gold Dragons
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posted August 15, 2010 10:36 PM |
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Ok so after reading trough this I decided to break my promise of not punching women, cause one of 'em is so bloody annoying she deserves a punch in the face.
Good suggestion. 
I'd like to add:
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xerox
Promising
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posted August 16, 2010 01:16 AM |
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you have no idea how much I hate justin bieber
reason?
Once upon a time there was a lady who lived in a busy town. She loved to sing and play the piano. But inside her noble self there was a beast. A monster that was just waiting to be released. She tried to release her monster several times, but could not as the people did not believe in her.
She had almost given up all hope and she had grown tired and weak of containing this monster that could be found within her. Then she finally got the chance to release it but she did not. She let it out, but not completly. She would not let the monster consume her. Not yet.
The woman started to sing, dance and perform for great crowds and the people believed in her talent. Her old classic piano songs turned into tracks that sounded like the beat of a thousand hearts.
She even changed her name. She changed her name from Stefani to Lady Gaga. But Lady Gaga started to fear. She had become famous and that was not only glamorous. It at this time she entered yet another metamorphis. Her monster, the Fame Monster, was unleashed and she became Mother Monster herself. Her worshippers became known as Little Monsters and nobody, NOBODY could oppose Lady Gaga. Or so it was believed.
Far away, in a forestland known as Canada lived a boy. His name is one of which I can not speak for he is a demon.
That boy had the voice of an angel but it was all a disguise! With his soft voice, he seduced thousnads if not millions of little girls into becoming obsessed by him even though he wasn't even hot.
Lady Gaga had taken full control over a kingdom known as YouTube and her greatest creation known as the Bad Romance and been seen by millions of people. But the boy who was known as Justin Bieber spread his foul message and his corruption and soon, 90% of all teenage girls on the world of the not-so-original-name Earth had fallen into Justin Biebers mind control.
His own creations, which he had not even created himself but which had been created by his diabloic masters, were filled with crap, auto-tune and he even went so far that he went to a bowling hall and ruined it with his terrible dancing so that nobody could play there while he screamed Baby, Baby, Baby. Soon Justin Bieber became more popular than Lady gaga.
But Lady Gagas fans are faithful and we will never ever forsake our Mother Monster. Soon, Justin Bieber shall be forgotten. QUEEN Gaga shall release her third collection of creations and the world shall tremble before her domination.
Summary: So in a short sentence I dislike Justin bieber because his stupid Baby, Baby, Baby oooooooh has more views than Bad Romance on YouTube. I click on Bad Romacne atleast 20 times a day.
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Over himself, over his own
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 16, 2010 07:16 AM |
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City, your offer of so little beer insults me.
and like I said, it's a dude with his balls chopped off.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 16, 2010 07:24 AM |
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Oh come on, let the little girls dream about Justin Bieber. Once that little girl from America's got Talent makes it big, everybody will forget about him. Well except the teen girls of course.
I like Gaga, but I have to say that unless the girl on America's got Talent somehow faked her performance...she is going to pretty much OWN the music world by the time she is 15.
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted August 16, 2010 08:29 AM |
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Oh come on, let the little girls dream about Justin Bieber. Once that little girl from America's got Talent makes it big, everybody will forget about him. Well except the teen girls of course.
I like Gaga, but I have to say that unless the girl on America's got Talent somehow faked her performance...she is going to pretty much OWN the music world by the time she is 15.
All stars are forgotten in a year. It's all just gimmicks trying to hook a younger audience with the attention span of a gold fish. Bieber will be forgotten, like people have forgotten about Bill Kaulitz. Gaga will go down like madonna (or am I the only one who thinks that she became irrelevant after the initial shocks were over?), eventually (I think the comparison is rather apt, but could be just me). And all child stars are child stars because they have sold their souls to monsters with several heads and even more crowns that rose up from the seas.
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zamfir
Promising
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Allez allez allez
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posted August 16, 2010 04:42 PM |
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Edited by zamfir at 16:42, 16 Aug 2010.
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you have no idea how much I hate justin bieber
reason?
Once upon a time there was a lady who lived in a busy town. She loved to sing and play the piano. But inside her noble self there was a beast. A monster that was just waiting to be released. She tried to release her monster several times, but could not as the people did not believe in her.
She had almost given up all hope and she had grown tired and weak of containing this monster that could be found within her. Then she finally got the chance to release it but she did not. She let it out, but not completly. She would not let the monster consume her. Not yet.
The woman started to sing, dance and perform for great crowds and the people believed in her talent. Her old classic piano songs turned into tracks that sounded like the beat of a thousand hearts.
She even changed her name. She changed her name from Stefani to Lady Gaga. But Lady Gaga started to fear. She had become famous and that was not only glamorous. It at this time she entered yet another metamorphis. Her monster, the Fame Monster, was unleashed and she became Mother Monster herself. Her worshippers became known as Little Monsters and nobody, NOBODY could oppose Lady Gaga. Or so it was believed.
Far away, in a forestland known as Canada lived a boy. His name is one of which I can not speak for he is a demon.
That boy had the voice of an angel but it was all a disguise! With his soft voice, he seduced thousnads if not millions of little girls into becoming obsessed by him even though he wasn't even hot.
Lady Gaga had taken full control over a kingdom known as YouTube and her greatest creation known as the Bad Romance and been seen by millions of people. But the boy who was known as Justin Bieber spread his foul message and his corruption and soon, 90% of all teenage girls on the world of the not-so-original-name Earth had fallen into Justin Biebers mind control.
His own creations, which he had not even created himself but which had been created by his diabloic masters, were filled with crap, auto-tune and he even went so far that he went to a bowling hall and ruined it with his terrible dancing so that nobody could play there while he screamed Baby, Baby, Baby. Soon Justin Bieber became more popular than Lady gaga.
But Lady Gagas fans are faithful and we will never ever forsake our Mother Monster. Soon, Justin Bieber shall be forgotten. QUEEN Gaga shall release her third collection of creations and the world shall tremble before her domination.
Summary: So in a short sentence I dislike Justin bieber because his stupid Baby, Baby, Baby oooooooh has more views than Bad Romance on YouTube. I click on Bad Romacne atleast 20 times a day.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 19, 2010 10:38 AM |
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The man every Aussie wants to punch.
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Endelite
Hired Hero
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posted August 19, 2010 03:46 PM |
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Edited by Endelite at 15:51, 19 Aug 2010.
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^ Oh my goodness, yes. I never watch such shows and yet I still cannot avoid hearing of him or his <80IQ remarks. He is a rude, ****head dullard who demonstrates the charmless state of standard commercial television these days by being considered "someone who makes things interesting". Any petty commoner can make the same bullsnow remarks.
Force-feed him his intestines! 
I don't understand why anyone with any taste thinks that the women Tiger Woods had affairs with were actually attractive, they're all appalling hideous slags. Their heads probably contain more air and chemicals than they do blood, tissue, muscle and bones.
Am I the only one around here who likes charming, beautiful ladies rather than excuses for women who look more like brothel drop-outs?
Daniel Radcliffe's a bit of a tosser, I think, could add him, but I'm sure there are far worse.
Elvin, what on Earth is at all special about Jessica Alba, isn't she just another random average somewhat tacky charmless American woman. What does she do again? Is she one of those 'actresses'?
Next thing you know, we'll get morons thinking dead-boring Megan Fox is particularly attractive and also actually talented...
Oh, Trogdor? You missed this one.
Here, I'll give it a "foreword", followed by the "before and after" shots.
Foreword:
Before being struck:
Afterwards:
See? He's smiling now! Even he realises he deserved it!  Oh, happy day.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted August 19, 2010 04:04 PM |
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at first i thought xerox was rapping.
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phoenixreborn
Promising
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Unicorn
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posted August 20, 2010 04:23 AM |
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted August 20, 2010 03:42 PM |
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Oh, Trogdor? You missed this one.
Here, I'll give it a "foreword", followed by the "before and after" shots.
Foreword:
Before being struck:
Afterwards:
See? He's smiling now! Even he realises he deserved it! Oh, happy day.
Not only do I believe that he should be punched in the face, but he should also be used as a boat anchor, complete with cement shoes.
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xerox
Promising
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posted August 20, 2010 03:45 PM |
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You made me inspired. Now I am going to make a rape song about that Lady Gaga text I wrote, sing it with a very heavy totally nescessary Swedish accent since it is awesome and then post it on YouTube.
I am also honored to become an internet meme myself. Now I will proceed to charge royalty from it.
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Over himself, over his own
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- John Stuart Mill
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 20, 2010 03:53 PM |
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Now I am going to make a rape song about that Lady Gaga
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1910
Known Hero
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posted August 20, 2010 04:07 PM |
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What's wrong with Kyle Sandilands? lol
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dragontooth2
Tavern Dweller
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posted August 23, 2010 08:00 PM |
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I would like to punch my dad Sir_Stiven. Also your mum.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 23, 2010 08:05 PM |
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I would like to punch my dad Sir_Stiven. Also your mum.
Dude, what the hell?
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friendofgunnar
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able to speed up time
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posted November 02, 2011 07:36 AM |
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I came to this thread because i wa drunk
but
i would gladly d
I would gladly punch tory robbins in the face agin.
caue he desrves it.
uhuhh
huh
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted November 02, 2011 07:37 AM |
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okay tie to sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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