LizardWarrior

    
     
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted February 05, 2011 04:29 PM |
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The true history...
...and yes that's a parody of Ashan....
Mythic Ages
First they said the world started with a cosmic dragon egg,they was WRONG....Actually it was a chicken egg...

So from the cosmic egg,the two primordial chickens born,Asha and Urgash.

After they ate some bugs,they created the elder chickens races:

When they get bored of bugs and creation of new types of chickens,Asha and Urgash drank a couple of glasses of vodka and get drunk.Forget they are the best friends,they started to fight.The fight lasts days,but Asha cheat and hit Urgash's balls...

TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S: Don't let your lizards to play with Photoshop,look what happens
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