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Heroes Community > Heroes 7+ Altar of Wishes > Thread: The true history...
Thread: The true history...
LizardWarrior
LizardWarrior


Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
posted February 05, 2011 04:29 PM
Edited by LizardWarrior at 16:30, 05 Feb 2011.

The true history...

...and yes that's a parody of Ashan....

Mythic Ages

First they said the world started with a cosmic dragon egg,they was WRONG....Actually it was a chicken egg...


So from the cosmic egg,the two primordial chickens born,Asha and Urgash.


After they ate some bugs,they created the elder chickens races:


When they get bored of bugs and creation of new types of chickens,Asha and Urgash drank a couple of glasses of vodka and get drunk.Forget they are the best friends,they started to fight.The fight lasts days,but Asha cheat and hit Urgash's balls...


TO BE CONTINUED...

P.S: Don't let your lizards to play with Photoshop,look what happens


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Zeki
Zeki


Supreme Hero
sup
posted February 07, 2011 04:02 PM

Sounds more reasonable than ubisofts story
Go on!
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evinin
evinin


Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
posted February 07, 2011 04:48 PM

To be honest, I don't like it (for now). I hope that you will work on it more.
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