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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:15 PM |
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LOLZ!!! great thread sir, great thread  Just remember, babies are actually God's way of driving you mad. That little noise they make, you know, that one where their voice goes up 50000 or so octaves and your neighbors complain about, and the worst part of it is, nothing you do makes it stop? Yeah, that one. Imagine it going. Endlessly. For 2 1/2 years until they finally understand that "Shut up!!!" means, "Shut up."
Have fun with your child. 
Meroe and Duke, you're disturbed. 
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Jabanoss
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posted May 17, 2011 11:15 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 23:16, 17 May 2011.
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Thats because you don't have to squeeze a watermelon sized THING out of an opening the size of a 10 cent piece!!!! You might think a bit differently if you had to pass this?? Try thinking about that!! 
I don't know, personally I like taking a dump, so I imagine that giving birth has to be the nicest thing ever...
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:17 PM |
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Jaba, you are worse. When my clones grow up, they will purge you. 
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Duke_Falcon
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posted May 17, 2011 11:20 PM |
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Meroe and Duke, you're disturbed.
What do you mean?
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meroe
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posted May 17, 2011 11:20 PM |
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Thats because you don't have to squeeze a watermelon sized THING out of an opening the size of a 10 cent piece!!!! You might think a bit differently if you had to pass this?? Try thinking about that!!
I don't know, personally I like taking a dump, so I imagine that giving birth has to be the nicest thing ever...
@Jaba I am going to kick your butt for that
No giving birth isn't like taking a dump ... just so all you guys out there understand this and I know how proud you are about your achievements in that department. But after having witnessed my mom's friend giving birth, pretty much put me off for life. It was ghastly, truly ghastly. Blood, guts, all manner of nasties (and that was just the hideous baby). But needless to say it made up my mind for me.
And Selcy ... a 9lb 4oz babe .. premature!!! Holy Moly girl!!! How are you not disabled now??
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:22 PM |
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@ Duke: That's what.
Oh God! Wait! This thread isn't int the wastelands?!?!?!?!?! Umm... Sorry for the spam guys. 
Edit: **** flood protect.
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Smithey
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posted May 17, 2011 11:26 PM |
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btw I never understood the drama, us guys never complain about that stuff
Thats because you don't have to squeeze a watermelon sized THING out of an opening the size of a 10 cent piece!!!! You might think a bit differently if you had to pass this?? Try thinking about that!!
I had two kidney stones, that has to count for something doesn't it ?Don't forget that pregnancy is the most beautiful experience ever it's a gift of life (this warfare is starting to work  )...
LOL, of course I'm kidding missy, I'm pretty certain that carrying a baby for 9 months and feeling the way girls feel during that time is many things and fun isn't one of them
AND NO !!!! I don't have a kid, I'm not even married yet, stop stressing my systems, if my girlfriend reads this you guys are dead
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Jabanoss
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posted May 17, 2011 11:27 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 23:27, 17 May 2011.
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@Meroe
Oh yeah I'm fully aware(or aware enough) that giving birth is not dance on roses exactly.
So mad props to all moms out there for doing the heavy work of suppling mankind with the next generations. 
@Gnomes
Yeah shame on you for ruining this! This is why we can't have nice things...
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meroe
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posted May 17, 2011 11:27 PM |
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Its part of Smithey's diabolical plan. He's trying to infiltrate all forums on HC. Sly and patient take over, thats his plan. I mean this guy is posting everywhere
I think we should take matters into our own hands and have this moved to the VW, that should scupper whatever evil plot he's currently hatching.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:28 PM |
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She shall never find me in the underground bunker in Nevada that is located in Lindon under their largest, strangest looking rock! Your child must be very special indeed (I mean, come on, the baby can drive? Dude, accelerated kid there!)
@ Jaba: I'm sorry, so very sorry. 
Edit: ****! None of you guys saw that, right?
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Duke_Falcon
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posted May 17, 2011 11:28 PM |
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And Selcy ... a 9lb 4oz babe .. premature!!! Holy Moly girl!!! How are you not disabled now??
With all due of my respect, my beautyful and fair lady, but I guess you do not know so much about your, well, equipment's abilities and possibilities?
You know, the most miraculous thing is the female body. It's certain parts can strech extremely and after a few months it's remade itself tight again.
It's all about the muscle rings around your womb and your stomach. They are a real miracle.
But order a clone is still an option
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Smithey
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posted May 17, 2011 11:31 PM |
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And Selcy ... a 9lb 4oz babe .. premature!!! Holy Moly girl!!! How are you not disabled now??
With all due of my respect, my beautyful and fair lady, but I guess you do not know so much about your, well, equipment's abilities and possibilities?
You know, the most miraculous thing is the female body. It's certain parts can strech extremely and after a few months it's remade itself tight again.
It's all about the muscle rings around your womb and your stomach. They are a real miracle.
But order a clone is still an option
Sucked the air straight out of my room.... 1 Smithey killed
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:32 PM |
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An observation: There is an emote in every post on this page...
funny how that works out, eh?
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meroe
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posted May 17, 2011 11:32 PM |
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@Duke!!! Don't say things like that!! What are you trying to do me?! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, yuk, puke!!!! I don't want any part of me stretching out of all proportion thank you!!! Hell no!!! Uck .... I think parts of me have just disappeared now!!!!!
And I've just discovered Smithey's plan ......... post limit!!!!! He's trying to take my posts to 20 and have me silenced!!!!!!!!!
TO THE VOLCANIC WASTELANDS NOW!!!!!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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selcy
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posted May 17, 2011 11:32 PM |
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Believe me I wouldn't have been able to sit down if she had been born the normal way she was a cesarean section.
The others were normal births though. Yes as Duke said its stretches but all goes back to normal
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meroe
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posted May 17, 2011 11:34 PM |
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@SELCY!!!!!! You're making it worse!!!!! My nether regions have left the building!!!!
STOP IT, for the love of all things holy please!!
EDIT: Edit's made Gnomsey, but only reluctantly lol
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:34 PM |
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TO THE VOLCANIC WASTELANDS NOW!!!!!!!
Sorry, but this plan will not work.
there is at least some kind of semi-serious conversation going on here on one of the pages.
I know, I know, dumb.
Edit: MEROE! Emote in those posts now! Can you handle breaking the chain!!!
Edit 2: Danke 
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posted May 17, 2011 11:34 PM |
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(I mean, come on, the baby can drive? Dude, accelerated kid there!)
Pun intended?
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Duke_Falcon
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posted May 17, 2011 11:35 PM |
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@Duke!!! Don't say things like that!! What are you trying to do me?! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, yuk, puke!!!! I don't want any part of me stretching out of all proportion thank you!!! Hell no!!! Uck .... I think parts of me have just disappeared now!!!!!
And I've just discovered Smithey's plan ......... post limit!!!!! He's trying to take my posts to 20 and have me silenced!!!!!!!!!
TO THE VOLCANIC WASTELANDS NOW!!!!!!!
Please, I am awfully sorry all of this!
Forgive me thou fair lady, forgive me!
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gnomes2169
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posted May 17, 2011 11:37 PM |
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(I mean, come on, the baby can drive? Dude, accelerated kid there!)
Pun intended?
 Dude, didn't even notice that... I mean yes! Of course! That was my plan all along... *Shifty eyes*
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