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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages!
Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 ... 19 20 21 22 23 ... 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 02, 2012 11:13 PM

Unless you are talking about Acu's cocktails (bona fide paint stripper), then no!  Uh huh.... No.  Non.  Nein.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted December 02, 2012 11:17 PM

I find that hitting him repeatedly with a baseball bat works better. Or getting him blind drunk.  Hey Forfy, let me buy you your next ten drinks...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted December 02, 2012 11:25 PM

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't like the direction this conversation suddenly went...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 02, 2012 11:27 PM

Yes, you can always tell when Forfy is around.  The problem is when him and Blizz get together.  Then it really gets funky.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 02, 2012 11:32 PM

Pressurized air.  Do you need help in bringing up your wind??
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted December 02, 2012 11:37 PM

It helps him break it, actually.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 02, 2012 11:50 PM

Women never fart.  Trust me, its just a male thing.  All that hot air.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 03, 2012 12:02 AM

And what are you getting at Forfy????  Yes I know of the program you are talking about.


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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 03, 2012 12:08 AM

I'm not sure if this is an appropriate subject while in the Tavern drinking Absinthe.  Shouldn't you be asking me why I am sitting on the ceiling?
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted December 03, 2012 12:25 AM

Sorry I can't understand a word you say, you are talking gibberish and slurring your words.  You are blind drunk Forfy, for shame.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 03, 2012 07:38 AM

Quote:
Yes! We need strippers


Now, there's an interesting idea
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted December 03, 2012 11:54 AM

i guess fred79 can help with it!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 03, 2012 12:42 PM

Wat? O_o
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted December 03, 2012 06:30 PM

Yeah true!

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted December 14, 2012 08:56 AM
Edited by master_learn at 08:58, 14 Dec 2012.

I think Friday is a good day to have a drink and good company in a(the?) tavern.Cheers!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 14, 2012 09:59 AM

Wait, how can you say cheers if I didn't give you anything to drink?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted December 14, 2012 10:03 AM

What reason you have to be so hostile to me?
Poisonous cebab,now nothing,else something bad...
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted December 16, 2012 09:50 AM

(Takes two beers,gives the price and takes them to a table)
Gnomes,have a beer on me today!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted December 16, 2012 09:56 AM

Thank you master, don't mind if I do~
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted December 16, 2012 09:56 AM

Hey, master, I bet you'd like to have the keys to the Tavern.
How 'bout you take them?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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