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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages!
Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
fred79
fred79


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posted October 05, 2018 01:37 PM

First we need fred's milk. Here, i'll drop a half-quart for you...

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 05, 2018 01:51 PM

Get out.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 05, 2018 01:55 PM

You can't kick me out; i bring more coin to this place than all the other patrons combined.

Now make me a Buttery Nipple.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 05, 2018 02:35 PM

Buttery Nipple?  Is that thing for real?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 05, 2018 03:23 PM

I don't like how it sounds but... seems legit.

Buttery Nipple Recipe
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 05, 2018 09:07 PM

They're actually pretty good.

Now i wonder if they actually have s'mores schnapps...

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 07, 2018 03:52 PM
Edited by Galatea at 15:53, 07 Oct 2018.

I'd still pass.

I think this tavern can make every kind of drink the world could offer. I'm pretty sure your smores snapch is available.

*chugs the remaining beer in the mug*

Now! Gimme another round! X2
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 07, 2018 03:54 PM

Pina colada for me! And i want some nachos!

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 07, 2018 03:58 PM



How did you get here so fast?!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 07, 2018 04:05 PM

Ummmm... I live upstairs? With noobx?

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 07, 2018 04:09 PM

Ok... you two must be great buddies!

Since it looks like he disappeared, can you serve my beer please? I don't like waiting.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 07, 2018 04:18 PM

*taps a fresh keg, and serves galatea*

Now, where is that blender?

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 07, 2018 04:23 PM

Uhm, I'm here.  Last time I checked, there really is no point in pretending this is a real tavern, so chillax.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 07, 2018 04:37 PM

Last time I checked, you weren't the owner of this tavern.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 07, 2018 04:44 PM

NoobX said:
Uhm, I'm here.  Last time I checked, there really is no point in pretending this is a real tavern, so chillax.


Damn, who pooped in your fruit loops, mayne? Here, have one on the house.

*hands noobx a bloody mary*

Now make my nachos while i find the blender. You did remember to wash it, right?

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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 07, 2018 04:57 PM

He's gone fred. Probably busy with his philosophy stuff.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 07, 2018 05:17 PM

Quote:
Damn, who pooped in your fruit loops, mayne?


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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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fred79
fred79


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posted October 07, 2018 05:36 PM

Galatea said:
He's gone fred.


I gotta go, too. Hold down the fort. Make sure to feed the Rancor, or it'll break out and start eating the patrons again.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 08, 2018 01:03 AM

I was out drinking.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 08, 2018 06:11 AM

Out like just outside the front or back door, or outside like in another tavern?
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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