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Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted October 09, 2018 12:27 AM

Mister NoobX, please give something to the man who travels from Zajecar to Belgrade tomorrow.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted October 09, 2018 01:07 AM

*Gives NoobX a generous tip*
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted October 09, 2018 07:39 AM

*cusses at girlynads drunkenly*

*places left foot on green*

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted October 09, 2018 07:48 AM

Galaad said:
a generous tip


, the barkeep whispers: The scarlet swan swims in a small lake.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted October 09, 2018 08:08 AM

frostymuaddib said:
Mister NoobX, please give something to the man who travels from Zajecar to Belgrade tomorrow.


Rakija?
Rakija.
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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 09, 2018 08:34 AM

I think fred79 is a better barkeep.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted October 09, 2018 09:11 AM

Well he's playing twister with himself.  It's only a matter of time before it turns into autofellatio.
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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 09, 2018 09:45 AM
Edited by Galatea at 09:51, 09 Oct 2018.

I think he's just trying to initiate a game for us to join. I'm just not into twister games so I didn't give it much interest. And to perform an autofellatio, one must have level 99 acrobatic skills that I think fred lacked.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted October 09, 2018 11:26 AM

Fred is an ex-marine or somesuch, he's capable, I'd say.
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted October 09, 2018 12:54 PM

*wins the first round of twister*

*gets up off floor, uses restroom, washes hands, pours everyone a long island iced tea, then begins round two*

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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 09, 2018 01:12 PM

You're all weird. Anyways, I'm feeling really good and I want to rest. May I rent a room?

*shows NoobX 10 golds*
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted October 09, 2018 01:17 PM

*accepts the 10 golden retrievers while noobx readies a room*

*promptly begins training them how to play twister*


Hey, we're not weird!

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Galatea
Galatea


Famous Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted October 09, 2018 01:37 PM

You're all weird!

NoobX is a boring bartender and fred is an ex-marine something that plays twister by himself.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted October 09, 2018 01:38 PM

Fred is captain of The Jolly Roger.

And I'm his jolly first mate.


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NoobX
NoobX


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Legendary Hero
posted October 09, 2018 01:47 PM

Define "interesting".
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted October 09, 2018 01:51 PM

Good form, smee!

I wasn't in the marines, noobx. But i'm not telling you WHAT i was in, because it would tarnish my current profession; not to mention, my beloved sailing vessel and cutthroat crew.

Smee! Fetch the boo box! One more slip-up from that codfish noobx, and he'll be paying it a visit!

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Legendary Hero
Quién Sabe?
posted October 09, 2018 01:59 PM

Aye, sir!

Nice little tavern they got here in the H-seas. *drinks some rum*




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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 09, 2018 03:33 PM

Quote:
But i'm not telling you WHAT i was in, because it would tarnish my current profession

I'm sure you were in a LOT of things and got... tarnished quite nicely.
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fred79
fred79


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Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted October 09, 2018 03:45 PM

The word you're looking for is polished.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted October 13, 2018 10:28 PM

After a generous tip, the brakep whispers: "You want a good experience?  Go for a rakija you know nothing about."


Free rakija for all.  I don't know about you, but I'm digging in.  And more after.
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