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ShadowLord
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Famous Hero
of Dope
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posted February 15, 2002 07:42 PM |
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Microsoft style restaurant
If a restaurant would have it's custumer service like Microsoft, here's what would happen if you found a fly in your soup...
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support
Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
*Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check*
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
*Waiter leaves*
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
Access to Support $1.00
TOTAL $8.50 + tax
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Do I need DRUGS when I have HEROES?
Heroes == Good
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 15, 2002 07:44 PM |
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 15, 2002 07:54 PM |
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Hey, I remember I've already seen that somewheres...
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Yolk and God bless.
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ShadowLord
Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
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posted February 15, 2002 09:29 PM |
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Yeah... I got that from some site my friend sent me!  I thinks it's really hilarious!
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Do I need DRUGS when I have HEROES?
Heroes == Good
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted February 16, 2002 05:31 PM |
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ROTFLMAO
I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted February 16, 2002 06:36 PM |
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*shakes head*
You are talking about my ISP, I bet on it
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 Milena
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ShadowLord
Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
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posted February 18, 2002 07:14 AM |
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Quote:
I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...
You want more?
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Do I need DRUGS when I have HEROES?
Heroes == Good
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hurragutten
Adventuring Hero
Yep!
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posted May 16, 2002 10:18 AM |
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lol
hehe
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 thx for reading
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Xenophanes
Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
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posted May 16, 2002 04:26 PM |
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I've never had to contact Microsoft CS, but you could easily change the word "Microsoft" to (Appple! no just kidding) Dell...
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<Dragons rule, Titans drool!>
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 14, 2003 06:28 AM |
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Bill should have been slapped.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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tigerangelz
Known Hero
Angelic Tigress
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posted August 14, 2003 03:32 PM |
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 14, 2003 06:26 PM |
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ROtfl
Quote:
Quote:
I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...
You want more?
MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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