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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Microsoft style restaurant
Thread: Microsoft style restaurant
ShadowLord
ShadowLord


Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 15, 2002 07:42 PM

Microsoft style restaurant

If a restaurant would have it's custumer service like Microsoft, here's what would happen if you found a fly in your soup...

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support

Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

*Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check*

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

*Waiter leaves*

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
Access to Support $1.00
TOTAL $8.50 + tax


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Cat
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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 15, 2002 07:44 PM

Yep, thats microsoft alright!!

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 15, 2002 07:54 PM

Hey, I remember I've already seen that somewheres...
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


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Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 15, 2002 09:29 PM

Yeah... I got that from some site my friend sent me! I thinks it's really hilarious!
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted February 16, 2002 05:31 PM

ROTFLMAO

I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...
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Milena
Milena


Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted February 16, 2002 06:36 PM

*shakes head*

You are talking about my ISP, I bet on it
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


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Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 18, 2002 07:14 AM

Quote:
I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...


You want more?
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hurragutten
hurragutten


Adventuring Hero
Yep!
posted May 16, 2002 10:18 AM

lol

hehe
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted May 16, 2002 04:26 PM

I've never had to contact Microsoft CS, but you could easily change the word "Microsoft" to (Appple! no just kidding) Dell...
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted August 14, 2003 06:28 AM

Bill should have been slapped.
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tigerangelz
tigerangelz


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Angelic Tigress
posted August 14, 2003 03:32 PM

I hope Bill wasn't expecting a tip..
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Famous Hero
posted August 14, 2003 06:26 PM

ROtfl

Quote:
Quote:
I wo't say a word... oh wait, I just did...


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MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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