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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: I may just be the worst neighbour ever.
Thread: I may just be the worst neighbour ever. This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · «PREV
blizzardboy
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posted October 24, 2011 07:32 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 13:25, 24 Oct 2011.

This thread is awesome.

Dag, when the moment comes and he leaps out to kill you, you need to run to your computer and log on real quick to let us know. There's a good chance at least one us will be able to respond within 10 minutes to provide tactical support and emotional encouragement. You just need to make sure to run back to the computer from time to time for updates.
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DagothGares
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posted October 27, 2011 12:43 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 00:57, 27 Oct 2011.

I stepped into the kitchen today and Szunczu was standing there with another Chinese friend with a moustache and when I entered the room the conversation fell quiet. Both were eyeing me the whole time. I said hi and did a queer little hand wave and he said "OH HAI SHZBWTJKGHCA." and both fell quiet again. The other guy just nodded menacingly, until I quietly went back to my room and locked myself in.
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Adrius
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posted October 27, 2011 12:56 AM
Edited by Adrius at 00:56, 27 Oct 2011.

You... you stepped into the chicken?

No wonder they stared at you.
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DagothGares
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posted October 27, 2011 12:58 AM

Oh, wow...

It's late, you know, I...

*sets himself on fire out of sheer embarrassment*
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gnomes2169
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posted October 27, 2011 04:46 PM

NO no no, set you []enemy aflame to make up for the shaming that you recieved.

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DagothGares
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posted November 21, 2011 11:34 PM

Shun chu is totally having revenge sex with some oriental beauty in the room right next to me at the moment. ^^
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posted November 21, 2011 11:51 PM

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Shun chu is totally having revenge sex with some oriental beauty in the room right next to me at the moment. ^^


You know what this calls for? Revenge masturbation!!

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Tsar-Ivor
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posted November 22, 2011 12:12 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 00:13, 22 Nov 2011.

Actually Forf does have a point .

I have a unique idea myself, but I'd rather not put anything forward, lest you end up acting on my advice.
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DagothGares
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posted November 22, 2011 12:15 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 00:16, 22 Nov 2011.

Do I give off vibes I'm that impressionable?
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gnomes2169
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posted November 22, 2011 12:24 AM

You know their approximate height and weight. Calculate where the evil, evil neighbor will be and inconspicuously aim a rifle at head level... Paper thin walls are not known for stopping bullets.

Bloodthirsty? Maybe. Is there a problem with that?
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Adrius
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posted November 22, 2011 12:25 AM

And the battle with Chitzu rages on.

I can only hope that someday I will also have an awesome neighbour documenting my sexlife on a gaming forum.
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blizzardboy
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posted November 22, 2011 12:54 AM

No offense to your hardships Dag, but I'm really starting to like your neighbor.
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Elvin
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posted November 22, 2011 01:52 AM

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This thread is awesome.

+1

Quote:
I stepped into the kitchen today and Szunczu was standing there with another Chinese friend with a moustache and when I entered the room the conversation fell quiet. Both were eyeing me the whole time. I said hi and did a queer little hand wave and he said "OH HAI SHZBWTJKGHCA." and both fell quiet again. The other guy just nodded menacingly, until I quietly went back to my room and locked myself in.

What the..? I'd be creeped out too.

I just might have the solution.. Pick a huge knife and start sharpening it in front on him. Whenever he appears you should be sharpening that knife, slowly, with a dark smile and your eyes locked onto him, gleaming in eager anticipation. He will know that you know!
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 22, 2011 08:56 AM

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I just might have the solution.. Pick a huge knife and start sharpening it in front on him. Whenever he appears you should be sharpening that knife, slowly, with a dark smile and your eyes locked onto him, gleaming in eager anticipation. He will know that you know!

I agree with this.
Use your katana for good measure.
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted November 22, 2011 02:22 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:46, 22 Nov 2011.

Well, you could always attach a rape-alarm to his door.



Edit: Before you do anything however you should keep in mind that:

Quote:
"Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot."

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"if an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared."

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