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Corribus
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posted May 09, 2012 06:46 PM |
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Sheets and towels weekly.
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Ghost
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posted May 09, 2012 07:20 PM |
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blizzardboy
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posted January 18, 2013 06:53 AM |
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I don't know if this product is sold internationally or not, but there's this newish kind of mouthwash being sold in the States by Crest: Crest ProHealth Clinical:
It's a hardcore, alpha male mouthwash that uses cetylpryidinium chloride as its active ingredient for antigingivitis/antiplaque. The problem is that I think they might have accidentally put "cetylpryidinium chloride" on the label and then accidentally stuck hydrochloric acid in it instead while accidentally laughing the entire time. The first time I was used the mouthwash I was like "Hmmm, my mouth feels really clean now".
Joke was on me. 2 days later I spat in the sink after brushing and there was a curious little pink glob in the spit. Turns out some parts of the outer skin of my mouth had peeled off and now my mouth has sore spots on it. Also, my tongue feels as though I burnt it on boiling coffee. Yeah: definitely not a mouthwash I would recommend. I checked it out on Amazon and about 1/3rd of the reviews are 1 out of 5 stars with comments on similar happenings. Some people don't have the pain like I did, but they say that they completely lose their sense of taste after using it for a couple of days. Other people report having their teeth getting brown spots on it. Freaking weird. I'm surprised it hasn't been recalled off the market yet, or they can at least put a warning on the bottle that it is only for proper, non-****ty men that relish spitting out chunks of their own flesh after breakfast.
What mouthwash do you guys use? I like Listerine's orange citrus the most, and will probably be switching back to it in the aftermath of Crest's noble yet unsuccessful assassination attempt:
Also...
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted January 18, 2013 08:30 AM |
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Looks like bleach, at least yer mouth is clean. 
back of the bottle:
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"IN SOME CASES, ANTIMICROBIAL RINSES MAY CAUSE SURFACE STAINING TO TEETH. THIS IS NOT PERMANENT OR HARMFUL, AND MAY BE PREVENTED BY ADEQUET BRUSHING OR REMOVED AT YOUR NEXT DENTAL VISIT".
Har har.
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blizzardboy
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posted January 18, 2013 08:55 AM |
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Who gives a **** about stained teeth? My skin fell off. It's like a goddamn nuclear reactor leak in a bottle.
The FDA has betrayed me. Only one path remains open to me: Youtube suicide video. I will die in shame, misery, and with a ridiculously clean mouth.
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JoonasTo
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posted January 18, 2013 08:58 AM |
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RedSoxFan3
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posted January 19, 2013 12:09 AM |
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What is personal hygiene?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted January 19, 2013 12:22 AM |
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It's when you no longer need someone else to wipe yer arse.
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Corribus
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posted January 19, 2013 12:47 AM |
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I use the purple listerine. Actually I usually use the generic brand, which is about 1/3 the price. Never liked any of the Crest mouthwash products, so doubt I'd like this one.
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blizzardboy
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posted January 19, 2013 03:34 AM |
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I use generic version too but I didn't want to confuse people.
I wanna switch to a mouthwash that has hydrogen peroxide in it since that's suppose to be better for smacking the **** out of microbes. It's the reason I tried the new Crest mouthwash, but due to the whole CHEMICAL BURN IN MY ENTIRE *****ING MOUTH problem, we won't be using that again.
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Ghost
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posted February 23, 2013 12:20 AM |
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@Corr, Blizz
Ok I buy purple listerine
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I use at night
So you can look at hairstyles thread
well we are agreed
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Ghost
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posted May 31, 2013 07:51 PM |
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Ok! I am dark. Pharmacy is cheaper than the store. I meant Listerine.
I have not found anything, ok. Corribus was right, that must be replaced every week sheeting. News told hm .. I'm going to like that.
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Ghost
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posted October 30, 2013 09:04 PM |
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 30, 2013 09:21 PM |
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every week sheeting
I hear ya, I remember those days like they were yesterday, used to hold it in all week due to school, then I'd unleash a mountain of crap during the weekends.
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Celfious
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posted October 30, 2013 10:43 PM |
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i use coco butter because of stretch mark prevention on my waist and inner arms.
I use Lubriderm 3 in 1 lotion on various parts of my body including back shoulders feet etc
Axe -dark seduction deodorant - I am not partial to axe, but this particular blend is an amazing body wash with great aromatics.
4 different body washes, old spice and nivia , i like to switch things up and it was kind of a buy one get one (per brand)
Listerine toothpaste and mouthwash (alcohol free)
chap stick - periodically
when i feel like it i use one of these oils called Egyptian musk. I am not sure if these little glass vials usually marketed by african americans or popular or available outside of my home state (moreso the city sectors) btu it is great
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 30, 2013 11:04 PM |
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I should've had my wisdom teeth pulled years ago, damn me and my lack of foresight.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Celfious
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posted October 31, 2013 07:10 AM |
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i don't know if I have ever took sheets in school either...
I remember years where they took my whole class for rest room breaks
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