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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 08, 2002 11:43 PM |
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Dammit Physcho, are you trying to sell stuff in here again? Ohhh, that's it. You want a weather spell, I'll give you a weather spell.
*with all of the fierceness of the elements, Mighty Mage sends out a blast of the four combined. Then he remembers the two forgotten elements, his favorites, phychic & magic. Now he adds these to the four and sends Physcho flying back to the crazy lamp he crawled out of. After sending Physcho packing, Mighty Mage looks around and realizes the damage he just caused with that blast.* Dang Darn Damn. Now which spell could fix this the best?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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phYscHo
Known Hero
[This space For Rent]
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posted May 09, 2002 01:55 AM |
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well i would help but im stuck in this stupid lamp, needs a good buff tho. If i had any of Pscyhos Miracle Wax, im sure i could make this thing look nice
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I can Imagine a world without hate, a world that lives in total peace and harmony, then i can imagine us attacking them, cos the fools wouldn't expect it
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 10, 2002 04:15 PM |
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*After much cooling down, Mighty Mage decides to give Psycho one more chance.* Alright you crazy genie, I'll let you out on one condition, No more selling your useless crap in here. The R.O.S.M. Tower is for spell and magic reasearch and to learn more about the magic that is in us all. We are devoted to it here and the only reason we sell our magical findings is for the good of others, and because some people can't tell the difference between a spell and their left pinky toe. *Mighty Mage rubs the lamp and in a puff of smoke (hey wait a sec, is that smoke suposed to smell like weed) Physcho comes out of his finely polished lamp.*
If you like it so much here at the Tower you could always apply for a job. A genie could be quite useful here. You could even work with Dorf in the Stables.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted January 30, 2003 09:46 PM |
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Okay here I am
So MightyMage,I'm here,now,where's my magic double thingy.
Don't give me one of those golems ore smthg.I hate those,their slow.I'd like one whose exactly like me:swift and stealth.
And that red orb for the naked lady thread(muhahahahahaaa)
to prevent u and redwizard from casting ur magic there and let me have a nice calm time there while I wait for those naked ladys.
So,how about the stuff now...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 30, 2003 10:20 PM |
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Well I'm glad you could stop by. Now about that double. Do you have any magical skill whatsoever?
If not then I may have to sell you two spells. The first is a circle of power spell. This will summon a circle of power to aid you in summoning. Next would be the phantom gate spell. If casted correctly a magical gateway will appear. Simply walk through the gateway and when you step out, next to you will be your magical double.
For the Circle of Power spell, you'll need 50 gold and for the Phantom Gate spell, you'll need 115 gold. That will be a total of 165 gold pieces. If yodon't have it right now I can hold the items for no extra cost untill you have saved up enough.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted January 30, 2003 11:12 PM |
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Saved up!!!
Bwahahahaaa
Guess u haven't taken a good look at my avatar!
Wait a sec,while I go 'loan' someones purse.
Damnit,how come nobody wealthy lives near here!
Oh,no,wait a minute...
Oh yeah,got that purse I took from that old lady today,
here's ur money,165gp.
Okay,gimme those spells now!!!
And bout my magic skill...yeah,I think I have some,after all,a good blind spell is always useful when being chased by the police and dogs and angry ppl and etc.etc.
Does that count?
Okay,I think I'll manage.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 30, 2003 11:20 PM |
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Eh...good enough I suppose. Normally I don't support evil acts but business has been slow so I'll make an exception. Thank-you for your purchase. Now don't forget to come back now.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted January 31, 2003 01:40 AM |
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I say sir, I am looking for a never-ending pouch of gold.
Would you be able to help me? If not then I shall take my business else-where.
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Cheers!
-Red
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 31, 2003 07:47 PM |
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Why absolutly my good sir. I can always help those in need of somthing magical.
*Mighty Mage goes to the back and returns with a shiny new case*
Here it is, the latest model. They had to recall and dispose of all the old models due to the Council of Order and Magic Enterprizes (C.O.M.E.). Damn B@$tards. They said the old ones wern't enviromentally friendly so in order to fix that the bags were fitted with small devices that collect a small amount of mana and one piece of gold.
If you'd like it the price is 450 gold.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 01, 2003 01:55 AM |
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Ah, at last!
I normally wouldn't stoop so low as to buy one but my old one has been...how shall I put this... Misfunctioning.
Instead of absorbing mana and giving back gold, its been absorbing mana and giving me sand!
And now to the price, I shall pay your fee sir
<snaps his finger and a pen appears in his hand>
Do you accept checks?
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Cheers!
-Red
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2003 02:00 AM |
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Why absolutly my good sir. Just fill it out to The Royal Order of Supreme Magi (or R.O.S.M.) and I'll need some id and you'll be all set.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 01, 2003 02:13 AM |
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Good good, and as to ID...
I have right here some id.
<Shows MM the identification>
See? There's my name, S-I-L-X...
Oops uhhh....Wrong id, hold on.
<pulls out a card>
Well, heres my card signifying that I am the leader of the Red Wizards of Thay.
Would that be good enough?
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Cheers!
-Red
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 01, 2003 03:33 AM |
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Most certainly my good sir and thank-you for your purchase.
Please let any of your "magical" friends know of my place in case they're interested in the highest quality spells and magical artifacts.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 09, 2003 11:37 PM |
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Come one Come all. New items now in stock.
That's correct. The Royal Order of Suprme Magi have just come upon some new items.
A few have been displayed for you:
This first item is the Dragon's Orb Necklace. Not only is it styilish but it's powerful too. When worn by dragons, power and range is doubled. When worn by a slighty different species however, this orb protects it's owner from dragon's blasts and can help to tame even the most unruly of
This beautiful item is called the Dragon's Trident (yes another dragon related item). With this powerful item, the creatures of the water are yours for the bidding and whirlpools & storms will be calmed at your command. These are in rare supply and are being sold for 5000 gold but you can get yours today at the Royal Order of Supreme Magi for a low price of only 2050 gold.
If you are interested in either of these or would like anything ese with a magic touch, Visit the Royal Order of Supreme Magi today!
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Please people, buy my stuff. I don't wanna go out of business.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 10, 2003 11:39 AM |
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Quote:
I have right here some id.
<Shows MM the identification>
See? There's my name, S-I-L-X...
Damnit,where did u get that!!
I ougth to kick ur @$$ for that!!
And this time,its not only me,check out my new magic double dude!!Watch out Redguy,gonna find u,and when I doo...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 10, 2003 06:47 PM |
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Say Silx, considering you've already stolen from him more than once, do you really think you have room to talk? Besides, I'm sure you've got hundereds of those "id's".
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 10, 2003 07:07 PM |
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Quote:
Say Silx, considering you've already stolen from him more than once, do you really think you have room to talk? Besides, I'm sure you've got hundereds of those "id's".
Oh yeah,good point!
But still,redguy!Stealing is baad,u shouldn't steal,cuz its baad u know,mmkay.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 10, 2003 07:23 PM |
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Good, so no attacking with magic clones. And in your case, try not to stael with them either.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 10, 2003 07:30 PM |
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Well MightyMage,I agree with the attackung part,okay,I'll leave that out!But the other part,well...that...I don't think that's possible!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 10, 2003 07:40 PM |
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I guess I understand Silx but I'd like you to take a look at a quote from one of my employees here at the tavern...
Quote:
I'm Fantusta, I am many things, but most commonly you'll find that I'm an undead modeled after the famous Clavius disguised as a human, living a rogue's life. No, NOT a thief, a ROGUE. We're not all burgalars ya know. I'm a hardworking guy, and very loyal to those that have earned my trust... but if you double cross me... watch out.
You don't have to be a theif to be a rogue. In fact If you're interested, I may be able to find a position for you here. You could be a stable boy, since I don't know what ever happened to my other one. Went by the name of Dorf, had a behemoth girlfriend...You probably haven't heard of him.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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