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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 10, 2003 07:46 PM |
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Well nope!
Nope,I don't wanna get an honest job,and nope,haven't heard of him.This life of a thief is much better for me!Its easy and rewarding,if ur skilled that is!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 10, 2003 09:30 PM |
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Well Silx, it was only a suggestion. I'm trying to be a nice guy.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 11, 2003 03:04 PM |
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Well i have just arived here and I am willing to start my seminar on unruly dragon killing. (note: you must have at least some skills in "power spells" i.e. Power word-command
Power word-kill ect.) if you know some of the Power words
that will be a great help, if you don't learnem!!!!!!!!!!!!
any way, back to the seminar...You may think it ironic that a dragon is teaching you how to kill dragons. well it is.
LOL  First we will look at the anatomy of a dragon.
You must know where the soft spots are to help kill it.
< puts on a pair of glassas and pulls out a diagram of the anatomy of a dragon> as I was saying you need to know where the weak spots are..... O' crap look at the time we will continue with our lesson later. I wan't you all back here by 10:30am Centeral time.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 11, 2003 03:11 PM |
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Alright class, I want you to thank Mr. Ghost Dragon for his time.
Thank's again Ghost, You're a life saver.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 11, 2003 05:44 PM |
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O.k. class, settle down settle down. let class continue now.
<pulls out a pointer stick and points at the diagram of the dragon> as you can see by the diagram, a dragon has Eight
main weak spots.<points to the spots>
1 just below the right side of the jaw.
1 just below the joints of the wings
1 under the tail <the but>
1 above the left vertibra
(you might be able to hit the heart)
and under the 4 leg joints
(where the legs connect with the main body).
These are some times hard places to hit but with a powerful bow or spell and some accuracy, you can bring just about any Dragon down.
In tomorrows lesson we will cover
dragon spell imunity,what spells to use and not to use.
I must thank MightMage for inviting me to teach you today.
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted February 11, 2003 06:02 PM |
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NOOOOOOOOO
I would never slay a Dragon!!!
Unless that dragon attacked me first!
I loooooove dragons!!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 11, 2003 06:17 PM |
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Great, Wonderful.
I can't remember the last time I've ever heard a lesson so well prepared and detailed.
I am now going to take this opertunity to invite any wizards, sorcerers, and mages who wish to brush up on their evil dragon slaying skills to come for this enlightining seminar.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 12, 2003 03:00 PM |
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O.K. class. we will resume at 10:30am centrail time.
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
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GhostDragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 12, 2003 05:56 PM |
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O.K. class, settle down settle down. let us resume class.
Today we will cover
dragon spell imunity,what spells to use and not to use.
Dragon have a natural defence aginst most spells that deal with; poison, acid, transmutation/polymorphing, fire, cold,
sleep. so don't use these type of spells on a dragon.
like a fire spell on a red dragon. That is just dumb.
Good spells to use are spells that blind, confuse, make unable to hear, unable to smell, paralyze, and "force" spells(i.e. magic missle, forceful wind, bigby's power hand, ect.) got that?!?!?!
After you put these spells on a dragon then they are open to attack. then you will be able to kill a dragon with relitive ease.
In tomarows lesson we will cover: what type of spells a dragon can use and how to protect yourself aginst them.
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 12, 2003 06:55 PM |
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Silx, this is not a class to kill all dragons. Just the nasty evil ones. I love dragons just as much as the next guy, maybe more but if they pose a threat, what must be done will be done.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Ghostdragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 17, 2003 02:54 PM |
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Class i will be ate El's Tavern if anyone needs me.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 18, 2003 02:45 PM |
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hEy ClasS? i'M bacK. WhAt...DrUNK? nOOOOOO. NoT mE.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Ghostdragon
Known Hero
Dragon God
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posted February 18, 2003 02:56 PM |
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An't nOOObode her dunk hehehehehehehehe
anbode du kareokia?? sing you round i damn, comon
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I am wrong to be wrongfully wrong about being wrongfully right, but in fact, I was actually right to be rightfully right about being rightfully wrong.
WOW, I actually unedrstand that.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 09, 2003 11:02 PM |
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In responce to Woock's sudden 'feel sorry for the dying threads' syndrome, I've decided to revive this thread. Others may follow as well. HA HA HA HA HA!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 01, 2003 07:46 PM |
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Okay everyone, I just got some more items in stock and I thought I'd bring this one to your attention.
These are bottles of Dragon's breath. A highly flamable liqud thant when drank will give you the awsome power to breathe out up to 4 ft. flames wih all thepower of a Dragon. Intensity will vary depending on which version you purchase.
Green Dragons Breath.....50gp
Gold Dragons Breath......55gp
Red Dragons Breath.......70gp
Black Dragons Breath.....78gp
Rust Dragons Breath......100gp
Azure Dragons Breath.....1000gp
Also in stock are these powerful magic gloves
These give the wearer the power to control the forses of fire and even summon Fire elementals. (sorry Hexa)
These can be yours today for 100 gp and 25 sp
Stop on by the Royal Order of Supreme Magi today.
We are also hireing since I have no idea what happened to my other employees.
I will need a researcher of spells and a potion dealer and researcher.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 21, 2003 01:46 AM |
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Can I be hired as a researcher of the Dark Arts?
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 21, 2003 02:29 AM |
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Is this the place you were talking about?
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 21, 2003 03:05 PM |
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Yes it is LT. Welcome. And Saurman, I could use a Dark Arts Researher. You can never find enough of those.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted May 21, 2003 05:08 PM |
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stargazer walks in and cast implosion in side that will teach you to try and block your compition
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 21, 2003 10:50 PM |
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Hmmm... I could take the job butttttt...
Yah I will.
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Spaek the Titan
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