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fred79
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posted January 03, 2015 08:49 PM |
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NoobX said:
No and no. She has a good looking mom, tho, if you happen to swing that way 
Man, it's hard to find THE one, let alone confess love for her and crawl into her panties. I haven't seen her since... god, has it been over half a year? But I'm not giving up on her.
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anything i missed that was entertaining at hc, as well? it looks like some things have changed around here. feels like a different environment. it's almost like a brand new website.
Nah, there was just a server move, a few tweaks here and there, but that's it.
Herry dropped by and we scared him away.
i can dig moms, if they're hot. no wizard's-sleeve stuff, though.
lol, "crawl into her panties"? what are you, a spider? crawling is what creeps do. if that advice of mine is still here, go back and read it. she'll be dying for you to take her panties off, if you would just friggin' follow my manly instructions.
@ xerox: oh, THAT kind of std, huh? then, take the guy to see the lions at the zoo. i hear they're always happy to see visitors. do you need me to draw you a diagram in ms paint?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 03, 2015 09:08 PM |
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no wizard's-sleeve stuff, though.
Elaborate, please.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2015 09:11 PM |
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NoobX said:
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no wizard's-sleeve stuff, though.
Elaborate, please.
lol. meat curtains. roast beef. bubble-gum skin.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 03, 2015 09:14 PM |
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Fred, you're killing me!
Are you thinking wrinkles or what?
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2015 09:30 PM |
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noobx, you're hopeless. 
hanging, excessive, flaccid labia. google "labia", click on the wikipedia link. they have some pretty accurate diagrams. lol. definitely great study visuals, if you were doing a report on the thing. 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 03, 2015 09:38 PM |
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Why didn't you just say so. You know I don't speak Fredlandish.
Hmm, will have to check it out first, though. Can't tell you anything right now.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2015 09:41 PM |
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i get it. your hands are too busy.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 03, 2015 09:42 PM |
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Oh you little devil you...
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2015 10:13 PM |
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NoobX said:
Oh you little devil you...
talking to your manhood again? you probably should keep that to yourself.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted January 03, 2015 10:21 PM |
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fred79 said:
i can dig moms, if they're hot. no wizard's-sleeve stuff, though.
Eww Fred you are gross. Like older guys are so damn hot .... not. Shall I name just a few of the regular 'older dude' felons:-
Beer bellies (bigger than a nine month pregnancy .. I mean seriously guys, you don't even have kids - what's your damn excuse);
Excessive hair everywhere apart from the head (mostly nostrils, ears and back) - yeah really attractive to look like half human half orangutan;
Moobs;
and gross sagging low hanging scrotums - *vomit*
Yeah ..... older guys have so much going for them.
Oh btw I had to look it up, I thought wizard's sleeves meant something else lol. But seriously.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2015 10:35 PM |
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meroe said:
Eww Fred you are gross. Like older guys are so damn hot .... not. Shall I name just a few of the regular 'older dude' felons:-
Beer bellies (bigger than a nine month pregnancy .. I mean seriously guys, you don't even have kids - what's your damn excuse);
Excessive hair everywhere apart from the head (mostly nostrils, ears and back) - yeah really attractive to look like half human half orangutan;
Moobs;
and gross sagging low hanging scrotums - *vomit*
Yeah ..... older guys have so much going for them.
Oh btw I had to look it up, I thought wizard's sleeves meant something else lol. But seriously.
i never said older guys were hot, but women seem to think that george clooney is a catch.
i don't have a beer belly myself. i don't drink a lot of beer, or i probably would. my real dad had one, and he was also balding. i'm not balding, either. i'm in pretty good shape, though not the awesome shape i was in basic, let alone the army.
hair, you got me there. my nosehairs do get out of control if i don't pay attention. and my head hair and beard are all growing(pretty unkempt, honestly), because, well, it's cold. but i still keep my pubic area nice and trim. i hear women let their leg hair grow in the winter, as well as other hair. so it's not just a man thing. my goal is to have my goatee back by spring, where i'll cut my hair again.
my scrotum looks great, if you're wondering. it looks even better when i got a hard-on.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted July 19, 2015 08:15 PM |
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Sometimes long gone members return back to see the old friends,who are still here and posting.Hope I see you in good health!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Salamandre
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
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posted July 19, 2015 08:21 PM |
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Good to see you 
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 19, 2015 09:36 PM |
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ml, where the hell ya been, man? 
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