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Thread: Academy campaign
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posted December 28, 2015 07:47 PM

Academy campaign

Hey guys of Heroes Community!
My name is George and I like the franchise (not a lot lately )
and I use to write in heroes VII forum,but guess what,no more!!!
I am so sick of that website with it's stupid moderation and stupid homophobe users!So I guess here I am I will make heroes community my new home.+I hope here there are not such snowes like Ubi Moshi-Moshi and MeNeFeRe.

Anyway,I like creative things for the franchise so I have already started writing the plot of Heroes VII campaigns...Let's just say that it is more like parodies.

Anyway here is the end of the Academy and Stronghold campaign, where Fahada and Imani try to gain Katy Perry's trust so they can use her power to rule the whole Silver cities

The way i wrote this mission is the song-campaign.I have changed the lyrics of a song but but but but but the rhythm can guide you to replace the words of the original song with the heroes mode one...

*Please dont insult me like the others...







Academy & Stronghold campaign mission 4

Dark Horse-Katy Perry feat Imani & Fahada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9S-88WxPdE

(Lighty)
Yeah
You know what it is
Fahada,Imani
Aha,let's brake

(Katy Perry)
I knew you were
You were
gonna come
to me

And here you are
But you better persuade me
'cause I,I am capable of anything
of anything and everything

(Fahada)
Listen to me Katy
we have to make an alliance
to conquer,all of the Ashan
Only me and you baby

(Imani)
Don't listen to her,my lordess
All this b*tch want,is to fool you
come in the orcs' side,my lady
to help us in our holy resistance

The wizards all that years
use us as slaves and  whor*s
but now we want freedom
I beg you Katy

(Fahada)
No baby,don't listen to this hook*r
we should unite,our mighty forces
it's time to,create a new universe
of flying cities

My sexy b**bs is yours,now baby
it's yes or no,no maybe
it's up to you,to drink the hottest wizard
all of this,is yours baby

(Imani)
No you're a f*cky lair
girl the only thing you deserve is the D

(Fahada)
who talked to you,one eye freak
shut your mouth up,or I will cut it down

(Imani)
I beg you Katy,help us
to build the new kingdom

(Fahada)
I beg you more,Katy
wizards must be one

(Katy's personal councilor)
Uh,my queen,don't believe
any of their words
Both of them try to get advantage
of your gentle heart

Be carefull
try not to lead them on
the lesbian wizard only
want to conquer all the world

She plans to take the throne
from the first of the circle
She even threw her ex-djinnfriend
from a clif,to gain her spiritual powers

That orc isn't better
she only want you to destroy all the world
and get revenge for her ancestors
by using your sexy appeal

My advice,my mistress
is to not help,those f*cky two hook*rs
actually Taylor Swift sent them
to get revenge for her

I suggest to lock them in a cage
and wait until we see
who will eat the other first
I bet for the wizard,baby

(Katy Perry)
I've taken my decision
both of you sl*ts are useless
Katy doesn't need anyone
except of her beautiful middle finger

I will turn you
lesbian wizard to a hammer

And you fat orc
to a wrecking ball

To join Miley Cyrus
See ya in Talonguard

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