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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Darwin Awards!
Thread: Darwin Awards! This thread is 19 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 · «PREV / NEXT»
Salamandre
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posted March 11, 2017 11:24 PM

Haydn killed by cellphone

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EnergyZ
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posted March 11, 2017 11:29 PM

Eh, yeah, that's very annoying. One should buy a pistol and shoot the phone. I dare anyone not to turn their phones during performances and double dare them to have someone call them.

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posted March 11, 2017 11:34 PM

i triple-dog-dare you to program "barbie girl" into the target's phone while doing so.

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artu
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posted March 12, 2017 12:24 AM

Salamandre said:
Haydn killed by cellphone

This also happened to Fazil Say and he reacted the same, stopped to play. Meanwhile, I was in a Ray Brown concert (not a gig, concert hall), somebody's phone rang and he just looked over there for a second and then kept on as if nothing happened. I guess, since they mostly come from playing in bars and stuff, jazz players are much more at ease with such things, sometimes it's even on record, they just laugh it off: Press Play under "Lined With a Groove" Well, unlike your link, here it rings right before the intro and doesn't butcher the performance.
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Salamandre
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posted March 12, 2017 08:24 AM

Guess it depends on the style, was listening time ago Orzie's band, you can fire a cannon nearby,it won't be heard.

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Maurice
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posted March 12, 2017 01:08 PM

if you've seen the interview of the guy, you know why he stopped playing: it interrupted his concentration. And I agree with him, actually; I consider it beyond rude not to switch off your cellphone in any audience, where someone is performing or something is being shown, while audio plays a role. Of course, a 120 dB concert is likely not influenced by cellphones ringing, but come on ... it's the least bit of respect you can have for both the performer and the rest of the audience.
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posted March 12, 2017 01:12 PM

Once it was nicely done, the dude was doing an opening speech before some theater piece, and a cellphone started to ring, very loud. He stopped talking, everyone was pissed, the cellphone kept on ringing for a while. In the end, it was the orator's cellphone, he puts it out of his pocket with a smile. No ringing during the play after this.
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artu
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posted March 12, 2017 01:22 PM

Maurice said:
I consider it beyond rude not to switch off your cellphone in any audience, where someone is performing or something is being shown, while audio plays a role.

I don't think anybody attending a classical music concert would intentionally leave their phones on. However, it is something that can just slip one's mind for many reasons. Everybody have mobile phones now, so in an audience of hundreds, such a thing will occasionally happen.

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EnergyZ
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posted March 12, 2017 02:13 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 14:01, 15 Mar 2017.

Maybe so, but it is still rude. Out here, you shouldn't have your cell phone turned on at school, else the teacher will confiscate it. Short and to the point.

Anyway, I also wish to train a bird to deliver food from restaurants. Assuming the bird doesn't eat it before...


I feel so alive right now!

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posted March 16, 2017 12:26 PM

Boink!

And now to break the ice.


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fred79
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posted March 16, 2017 12:38 PM

lol, this is like the g-rated darwin awards thread. we should make a thread specifically for vids/gifs of guys getting hit in the nuts; just like funniest home videos. i'll be bob saget.

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EnergyZ
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posted March 16, 2017 10:19 PM

Super luck!

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Elvin
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posted March 17, 2017 06:13 PM

No offense to panda but..!
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EnergyZ
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posted March 17, 2017 09:02 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 17:07, 18 Mar 2017.

Well, if it hasn't done anything before or now, I'm certain evolution will do its work on them, too.

Cocaine rush. Er, I mean, train rush!

Parking: GTA level.


You know that taking drugs is bad, either by smoking or taking it into your blood. Well, then, doing both at the same time is badass. I think.

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Elvin
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posted March 18, 2017 05:23 PM
Edited by Elvin at 17:25, 18 Mar 2017.

Wtf.

Meanwhile an idiot in a T-Rex costume decided to mess with an alligator.

He couldn't actually see in the costume and joked he'd be having a 'bad day' if the predator came out of the water. Surprisingly he did not end up maimed or killed.

Fun fact, one of the comments for the video reads as:

Viva la Darwinism!
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EnergyZ
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posted March 18, 2017 06:02 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 18:04, 18 Mar 2017.

Such kind of irresponsible behavior was what got that ape killed. What was his name, Hambe?
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posted March 18, 2017 11:25 PM

I wonder if the parents of those kids made sure to give them a disclaimer that they should never do that kind of thing. & lol @ "massive" alligator. That one was barely past his juvenile size.

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EnergyZ
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posted March 19, 2017 06:58 PM

You do know you could've written that on paper?

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Maurice
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posted March 20, 2017 12:23 AM
Edited by Maurice at 00:23, 20 Mar 2017.

Lol, EnergyZ, that reminds me of the car of a befriended couple of mine, about ten years ago. One of their neighbors had a 2-year old son (or somewhere in that age category) who was just starting to write his name ... he decided to do so with a rock, on the car of my friend and his wife. He did it on all sides of the vehicle, too . Total damage exceeded the day value of the car, which was then proclaimed a "total loss". Kinda odd, I believe my friend and his wife decided to have their car fixed up anyway, since a new one was outside their budget at the time.
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EnergyZ
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posted March 20, 2017 11:53 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 19:01, 21 Mar 2017.

Well that sucks. Just like graffiti: do you really have to express your creativity not on the paper? And by that, I mean those that only write words that are hard to decipher, or any symbol that represents no meaning.

And here's the city's bathhouse, in open!


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