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Blizzardboy
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posted May 29, 2019 06:57 PM

Yemen: Court Rules Teenager Has to Marry Impregnated Camel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgh9XTkQTDI

*sniff*
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CountBezuhoff
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posted May 29, 2019 07:29 PM

I was under the impression they prefered goats

Then again I'm suprised he was not executed on the spot. Surely Sharia law condemns such rampant degeneracy?

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posted May 29, 2019 07:51 PM


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CountBezuhoff
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posted May 29, 2019 07:54 PM

Naughty, naughty NoobX.

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posted May 29, 2019 08:35 PM

I have a more realistic one for you, cowardly soyboy:

The USA sell weapons to Saudi Arabia that kill Yemeni children.

Ponder that one when you're sitting on the toilet ****ting your green poo.

CountBezuhoff said:
I was under the impression they prefered goats


I prefer your mother.
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posted May 29, 2019 08:40 PM


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posted May 29, 2019 08:51 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 21:02, 29 May 2019.

AlHazin said:
I have a more realistic one for you, cowardly soyboy:

The USA sell weapons to Saudi Arabia that kill Yemeni children


What wouldn't some Merchants' guild members men do for money and power? And some even more despicable men make a fortune supporting them. Certainly it isn't just the USA's fault, though. So long there are at least three people left on Earth, one of them would want the other dead and the third one would sell him a gun. Some would even argue that
there's nothing wrong with profiting from war. Yet it is undeniable that messing up civilians' lives is unacceptable.

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I prefer your mother.


That makes the two of us

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posted May 29, 2019 10:17 PM

Well, that took a turn...

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posted May 30, 2019 01:12 AM

Is this human impregnating an animal? I didn't know it was possible.
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posted May 30, 2019 02:13 AM

Galatea said:
Is this human impregnating an animal? I didn't know it was possible.
The world's first camel-human hybrid.
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posted May 30, 2019 08:26 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 08:33, 30 May 2019.

@Noob10:

Google?

https://www.pulse.ng/gist/strange-world-teenager-ordered-to-marry-a-camel-he-was-caught-having-sex-with/c9wwj4x


When I move to the Gulf I am avoiding camels.

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posted May 30, 2019 08:48 AM

Galatea said:
Is this human impregnating an animal? I didn't know it was possible.

Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough. Didn't your parents teach you that?
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posted May 30, 2019 09:10 AM

Isn't it actually good for him? I mean camels are prized possession in countries like Yemen (especially in times of war when the trade of them is obstructed). I guess 'she' will belong to him now?

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posted May 30, 2019 09:16 AM

What if it's a male camel? What will his parents think?

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posted May 30, 2019 09:16 AM

How sexist! Marriage should not be about possessing your partner!
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posted May 30, 2019 09:20 AM

It's all slander anyway. It's obvious that the camel raped him and he just doesn't have the courage to admit it.
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posted May 30, 2019 09:23 AM

I bet the camel baby isn't even his own.
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posted May 30, 2019 09:35 AM
Edited by blob2 at 09:36, 30 May 2019.

fred79 said:
What if it's a male camel? What will his parents think?


Well, I was thinking about this from a "will make SJW angry" standpoint, but the sentence says that it's pregnant so I don't know how you want to trick biology...

Elvin said:
How sexist! Marriage should not be about possessing your partner!


No it's animalist! Animals should have more rights! Animals should have a right to decide who their partner will be!


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Galatea
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posted May 30, 2019 10:34 AM

Geny said:
Galatea said:
Is this human impregnating an animal? I didn't know it was possible.

Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough. Didn't your parents teach you that?


Some things are just impossible!

It can't be a male camel because its pregnant unless you want to raise another issue here that the camel is a transgender (still complicated).

Maybe thered somebody here that has a bachelor's degree in biology major in human-animal sex that could explain this further.


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posted May 30, 2019 11:00 AM

The thing isn't true. Can a cat be a mother, and dog a father? No. To kill camel. Super handicapped Quran and Arabs. No? Propaganda then! You're unsuspecting. "Many" videos showed a snow, for example, Africans burned fire to kill monster/chimera. Some lunatic American researcher created a combination of man and cow or pig. The thing isn't true. How? Where is the demonstration?, etc Breeding is the world's oldest action already "Adam and Eve" ERA. So we know that what can do and what not. And we aren't Hitler. The thread to trash..

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