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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Germany is a horrible country
Thread: Germany is a horrible country
blizzardboy
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posted May 12, 2021 10:36 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 22:36, 12 May 2021.

Germany is a horrible country

Raccoon Drunk On Mulled Wine Shot Dead After Passing Out Near Christmas Market

https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/raccoon-drunk-on-mulled-wine-shot-dead-after-passing-out-near-christmas-market/

^ Wow. That is so cold. You could have just let it sober up and then deported the poor fellow back to his homeland.
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Salamandre
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posted May 12, 2021 10:44 PM

Denmark won that place

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blizzardboy
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posted May 12, 2021 11:06 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 23:07, 12 May 2021.

Your muse and hero, Tucker Carlson, is also concerned about the intoxicated raccoon problem:

https://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-16-at-1.55.37-AM.jpg
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phe
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posted May 12, 2021 11:08 PM

Keeping animals isolated for some time is too much for them...

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blizzardboy
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posted May 12, 2021 11:10 PM


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Baronus
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posted May 12, 2021 11:37 PM

I can only say. Yes. Not because wine.

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fred79
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posted May 13, 2021 12:33 AM

Baronus said:
I can only say. Yes. Not because wine.


so, why? in your opinion?

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blizzardboy
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posted May 13, 2021 12:52 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 01:01, 13 May 2021.

For those parts of the world experiencing an invasion of raccoons, it is quite simple:

You just need to turn your house into a fortress and have the garbage locked with a steel chain. Handles or knobs don't work because they can also open doors lol. And don't leave wine sitting out because they like the taste and they will turn into degenerates.
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fred79
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posted May 13, 2021 02:52 AM

germany has wild hedgehogs, which are cool af. and it's environment is god-tier. i'd revisit if it wasn't for the immigrant problem. too hostile nowadays.

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JollyJoker
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posted May 13, 2021 07:15 AM

LOL.

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Kipshasz
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posted May 13, 2021 09:11 AM

blizzardboy said:
Raccoon Drunk On Mulled Wine Shot Dead After Passing Out Near Christmas Market

https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/raccoon-drunk-on-mulled-wine-shot-dead-after-passing-out-near-christmas-market/

^ Wow. That is so cold. You could have just let it sober up and then deported the poor fellow back to his homeland.



fake news, there's no guns in germany anymore.
they're allowed to export them, but not use them themselves.
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phe
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posted May 13, 2021 09:41 AM

Thousands of Sirian children are missing in Germany and Sweden during Sirian war migrations...

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JollyJoker
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posted May 13, 2021 11:26 AM

We sold them to Joe Biden.

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blizzardboy
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posted May 13, 2021 05:00 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 17:00, 13 May 2021.

phe said:
Thousands of Sirian children are missing in Germany and Sweden during Sirian war migrations...


That sounds pretty Sirius.


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Ghost
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posted May 13, 2021 05:43 PM

The first



Then harder

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blizzardboy
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posted May 14, 2021 02:11 PM

Salamandre said:
Denmark won that place


Denmark is controlled by swans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IpWIBeOCzA

The people are merely puppets.
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