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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 07, 2002 03:19 PM |
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Song Stories!
Another game! The rules is that you have to make stories containing as many song titles as possible. And one sotry can only contain titles of ONE artist/band. And here's a short story of mine...
BAck in '39 I sailed through the seven seas of Rhye to Barcelona just to watch a pack of fat bottomed girls competing in a bicycle race. Then I decided it'd be nice to spend some time fooling around a place called man made paradise which was actually made in heaven. Then I went to a theatre to see the great pretender pretend he is an invisible man. Then I felt sick. They took me to the hospital. After the two days I spent there, the doctor said 'Too much love will kill you'. When I got back home, the love of my life said 'I can't live with you'. Then it hit me. I had a 1.000.000.000$ bill to pay. But luckily, I was dead on time. I didn't have to pay.
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Yolk and God bless.
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted May 07, 2002 03:46 PM |
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i decided to go west one day and i joined the army... i was in the navy.. our sergeant was so aggresif and we called him macho man... during the travel to fire island one friend of mine came and said if i wanna spend the night so we decided to chat and listen music... i cant stop the music... i was totally ready for 80's so i decided to leave navy and return to san fracisco(you've got me) 
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Xenophanes
Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
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posted May 07, 2002 04:31 PM |
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I was just sitting there, waiting for tonight, when oops, I did it again. I had caused a zoot suit riot outside my home. Some crazy person came in saying,
"C'mon! Let's get this party started!"
I thought,
"Oh, if I could turn back time, then I would still be waiting for tonight without the zoot suit riot!"
So I went to bed and woke up the next morning and I could see clearly, now, the rain was gone. It was a beautiful day! But then this english guy came up to me and said,
"It's a bloody Sunday, you bum!"
So I got up and drove to church and thought
"Hallelujia!"
The priest then said,
"Stand," and, "let there be peace on Earth, and Lord, remember me."
I then thought,
"I'm a believer!"
When I left the Church, I met a little Leprechaun, and he said,
"Dance, then, wherever ye may be, I am the Lord of the Dance," said he. "I will lead ye all, wherever ye may be, I will lead ye all in the Dance!" said he.
"Go away!" I shouted. "I don't care if you're the Dancing Queen or whatever, but I know you're crazy."
So, he went a way, and eventually, I went away, and met a hobo who told me to stand in the place where I was. He then mumbled some words, and turned into a Witch Queen, who said,
"That's your horoscope for today!"
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I just edited this story a little
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<Dragons rule, Titans drool!>
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 08, 2002 07:16 PM |
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a little reminder...
There can only be titles of ONE artist/band! You'll have to fix that, Xenophanes. About the first reply, I don't know if there was any rulebraking as I never heard of those songs .
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Yolk and God bless.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted May 08, 2002 10:38 PM |
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Edited By: Cat on 8 May 2002
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Stop me if you think that you have heard this one before but one day I started something that I couldn't finish. I went to the cemetry gates, I met a girl. What she said:- The queen is dead and pretty girls make graves, but I'm half a person so ask what you will to somebody else, since some girls are bigger than others. With that, she left, a girl afriad, while I walked on thinking heaven knows, I'm miserable now because I never had no one never.
I passed a sign, written by Shakespeare's Sister which simply read shoplifters of the world unite. That joke isn't funny anymore I muttered to myself well I wonder, will anybody throw me a rubber ring? You're a handsome devil I told myself, why don't you just accept yourself and go back to the old house?
Because last night I dreamt that somebody loved me, but I know that these things take time. I put my hand in glove and went back to the old house to see this charming man but he said he was still ill. I protested William, it was really nothing but he just shrugged and said you've got everything now so what difference does it make? How soon is now? I asked him please please please let me get what I want. He shook his head and said that it was just a miserable lie. I don't owe you anything he shouted, as I left. Frankly, Mr. Shankley I shouted back I know it's over but you must understand that there's a light that never goes out. He went in doors. Bigmouth strikes again I thought to myself as I walked away from the boy with the thron in his side and decided to paint a vulgar picture of this unhappy birthday.
I began to panic. I said to myself you just haven't earned it yet baby, so I went to stretch out and wait, now half a person. I'm still there, the girlfriend in a coma.
(lyrics c/o The Smiths)
-Louder than bombs are the sounds of their voices (Alan Silitoe)
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phYscHo
Known Hero
[This space For Rent]
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posted May 08, 2002 10:46 PM |
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Once in JANUARY some named MABEL chose me KING FOR A DAY,
since i really had NOTHING TO PROVE, i decided that AT THE END OF THE DAY i would fly MILES AWAY like SUPERMAN, to get far away fom that place, then one day i heard on the RADIO, that some SPOKESMAN had stolen her heart, what! IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM
(damn this is hard for those that couldnt guess, its goldfinger
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I can Imagine a world without hate, a world that lives in total peace and harmony, then i can imagine us attacking them, cos the fools wouldn't expect it
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted May 08, 2002 11:05 PM |
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i got HIGH HOPES on life and i decided to go to outside... family LOST FOR WORD and i asked father ''WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME'' he KEEP TALKING and it was enough... A GREAT DAY FOR FREEDOM it was.. now im happy , a little bit MAROONED but i was COMING BACK TO LIFE..
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Xenophanes
Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
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posted May 09, 2002 12:06 AM |
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Never mind my post then...I'm hopeless!
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted May 09, 2002 12:15 AM |
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Dr. Wu and Josie were going to the caves of Altamira. There we met Gaslighting Abbie and Kid Charlemagne, they had been playing the Boston Rag while they were waiting. "Do it again", Dr. Wu said, suddenly pointing at them with a gun. "Are you reeling in the years?", asked Kid, "don't take me alive". But then Abbie screamed like she was in the middle of a Haitian divorce. "Please don't kill us, Dr. Wu! We're in a cave just west of Hollywood, and my cousin Dupree will surely hear it if you fire your gun in here!", she said. "Well then," replied Dr. Wu, "give me your gold teeth, and I won't kill you."
"Wow," added Kid, "this really reminds me of an incident at my old school. I used to be the disk jockey of the on campus FM radio, and I always played the East St. Louis Toodeloo and Aja by this great band called Steely Dan, and..."
"How the hell does that remind you of this?" Dr. Wu said, obviously at great discomfort. Maybe he was a jack of speed? Then he pointed at Abbie's ears. "I want those green earrings too."
"Hey, slow down, gaucho," said Kid, "you're acting like a third world man! It's not like you're my rival or anything! Hey, Josie, come on," he said, turning to the pale girl, "if you go any whiter now, you'll be almost gothic!".
"SHUT UP!", yelled Dr. Wu. "Noone will hear anything if I shoot the lot of you, cause everyone's gone to the movies!"
"Not the Babylon sisters", Josie whispered faintly, while fingering with a wooden peg. "They're home, and they'll round up Parker's band and hunt you down like a dawg if you harm any of us." She examined Dr. Wu's eyes to see if the bluff had worked. If not, this could turn out to be a black friday. She also noticed that Abbie seemed quite unaffected by the stressful situation. Was she like a bodhisattva or something? She had the presence of kings and queens all by herself. Now she took one step forward, and everyone fell dead silent as she began to speak.
"Give it up, Dr. You don't really want to do this dirty work, now, do you? I'm sure your wife Katy is preparing your dinner as we speak, waiting for you to come home and tell her everything you did today." While she was speaking, Dr. Wu slowly lowered his gun, and dropped it to the ground at 'today'. Kid quickly picked it up and threw it down the cliffs. "I guess we'll be going home, then, huh?"
They all did, and when Kid closed the door behind him and saw the flames in the fireplace roaring, he thought to himself "home at last".
The end
Listen well
DonGio
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted May 10, 2002 03:53 PM |
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I instantly knew who she was. "Hi, Edie" I said to her. She had a little face and was wearing an Aphrosidiac jacket, which read She sells sanctuary on the back. She was so beautiful, I instantly fell in love with her. She had me shining like a sun king. She smiled at me and said: "Sorry, but I want to be free." So then I needed a love removal machine, so I went to Judith. She took me to wonderland, which was in Bangkok. Rain came pouring down, but in the big neon glitter of the city, the rain didn't bother me that much. She gave me her heart and soul, because she was born to be wild she said to me. Now I'm wandering the streets of New York City, A rider in the snow hoping No.13 will ever show up...
(Songtitles by the Cult)
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 11, 2002 09:18 PM |
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refresh 
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 11, 2002 09:49 PM |
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Who would've guessed that this thread would get an isnpiring rating?
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Yolk and God bless.
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