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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Joe Biden is a sissy
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JollyJoker
JollyJoker


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posted November 19, 2021 08:23 PM

Joe Biden is a sissy

Apparently the president of the United States underwent a colonoscopy,
Nothing out of the ordinary for a 79 year-old - but under anesthesia???

Come on! What a wuss!

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Gandalf196
Gandalf196


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posted November 20, 2021 07:57 PM


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Gandalf196
Gandalf196


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posted November 20, 2021 08:03 PM

It seems the colonoscopy has forced his head out of his ass.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 20, 2021 08:17 PM

He did the right thing and backed the legal system, whether he likes it or not. No reason to diss him because of that.

But a colonoscopy under anesthesia??? Seriously? That's worse than getting a lidocaine injection just because you get a filling for a tooth!

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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted November 20, 2021 09:28 PM
Edited by artu at 21:30, 20 Nov 2021.

What's wrong with anesthesia? I just had a small operation for hemoroids and when they asked, I prefered to be put to sleep also. Why would you want to be awake when they are doing things in your ass.

(Btw, oversized image screwing up thread display.)
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Salamandre
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posted November 20, 2021 09:30 PM

artu said:
Why would you want to be awake when they are doing things in your ass.


many here would happily argue about that

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JollyJoker
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posted November 20, 2021 09:41 PM

*Sigh*

This is a half-serious thread. But the serious part is, that neither gastroscopy nor colonoscopy actually needs anesthesia - which I can speak of with great certainty because I've had at least a dozen gastros and a colon as well, and I can tell you that anesthesia is NOT necessary. You do NOT have to go a hospital. You do NOT have to suffer a propofol anesthesia, leaving you stoned (and may have serious side effects).

Colon hasn't got pain receptors, by the way.

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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted November 20, 2021 09:53 PM

Well, I had some operations myself besides this one, hernia. I suffered no side effects from it. Especially, if it's a short operation and the dose is small, anesthesia is harmless. In old age it can be a little risky but they test you for that before the op.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 20, 2021 10:01 PM

It isn't an OP. It's a diagnostic thing. Trust me - no anesthesia needed. No hospital needed. They are just taking a peek. And YOU can take a peek as well. Pretty interesting actually.

I think you are a sissy as well.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 21, 2021 06:24 PM

one would assume JJ takes his colonoscopies with no lube.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 21, 2021 07:09 PM

The camera tube is, one would assume, even thinner than your, err, member, so lube isn't actually an issue.

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Ghost
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posted November 21, 2021 07:23 PM

Why you interested topic?

Take my example: unbelievable German DeepL Translator beat the Google and Microsoft. DeepL showed Russian to Finnish camera matter:



But you can pay 6-40/month, if you want to get a DeepL PRO. Thus enema. Ok link https://www.deepl.com/en/app/

Thus enema.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 21, 2021 07:51 PM

oooooh a small dick joke, haven't heard that one in ages from you people.

Trully elementary school playground tier banter. well done.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 21, 2021 07:55 PM

On par with a gay (or, more modern, pegging) joke. So it seemd that's the lanuage you understand best.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 21, 2021 08:04 PM

I heard pegging goes well with sipping rose.
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JollyJoker
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posted November 21, 2021 08:15 PM

I suppose, then, you have your ear where it counts.

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Kipshasz
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posted November 21, 2021 08:58 PM

so... 20 HCMs sent to Cor now?
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fred79
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you don't have a BS sensor
posted November 21, 2021 08:59 PM
Edited by fred79 at 21:02, 21 Nov 2021.

guys, guys, GUYS... we're getting off topic. how about we return to the fact joe biden is classified as a limp-wristed sissy by some people for not wanting to be conscious and feel people putting stuff up his butt? like any other self-respecting heterosexual male?

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JollyJoker
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posted November 21, 2021 09:04 PM

Why woukd you ask that? Do you feel your comments were inappropriate?

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted November 21, 2021 09:10 PM

everything is inapropriate if you cry about it long enough. like being equated to a certain green bean used to substitute meat and dairy, for example.


That's how you mistakes roll.



And yes, I agree Fredmuffin, how dare a stroke ridden old man ask for anesthesia for such a trivial procedure. clearly he's unfit for office and should be impeached on this alone.

He should've taken in raw and dry like corn and beef raised American man!
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