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posted June 12, 2026 01:06 AM |
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Poland is expected to pass the standard of living of Britain in about a decade
And then in another 20 years, they will print a hardcopy of every Polish joke that has ever been said on the internet, load them into a fleet of ICBMs, and destroy the world. That will mark the end of human civilization and the beginning of the next Ice Age.
You heard it here first on Internet 1.0's greatest website.
Also, JJ, before you die of old age or are diagnosed with lung cancer for those years you spent smoking, I wanted you to hear this: you are my favorite German person other than the person who invented kasespatzle. America makes an indisputably superior version of it than the German version because we add club soda to it and use American cheese for a richer and fuller taste, but the original person still deserves a little credit.
Anyway, I digress. What I mean to say is: thank you for the good times. La bibliotequa esta cerca de la esquela, mi freud. Guten abend, senorita.
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JollyJoker
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posted June 12, 2026 07:54 AM |
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Sad example for another US blunder. You need STRONG cheese for Käsespätzle, not the processed crap called - fittingly - "American cheese" - but with the Don's tariffs real cheese is probably out of reach for many (and out of the question for the MAGA cultists).
And lastly some piece of advice: Never skimp on the roasted onions!
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artu
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posted June 13, 2026 07:31 PM |
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Get a room, you two!
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ColonelSanders
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posted June 15, 2026 01:44 AM |
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Yes, a room. A cage match on the lawn of the White House:
[url]https://www.dw.com/en/trump-hosts-white-house-cage-fights-to-mark-80th-birthday/a-77546507[/url]
Mono a mono. Since JJ has bad lungs, I will allow him to wear brass knuckles for the fight... but biting is allowed.
You know, American cheese IS real cheese. It just has emulsifiers added so that it melts in an oh-so-perfect, gooey, flawless way when it is heated. It takes European cheeses and basically gives them an upgrade. You are welcome.
Also, USA will win the 2026 World Soccer Cup against France in the final. Not a prediction. Just a factual statement. I have never been wrong about anything before.
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purerogue3
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posted June 15, 2026 06:11 PM |
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Macron crushed the living **** out of trump's hand and he starts SULKING
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purerogue3
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posted June 16, 2026 05:47 PM |
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Ghost
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posted June 16, 2026 08:55 PM |
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An idiot world, thus only fact and material, but no brain, what I always see..
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posted June 30, 2026 08:33 PM |
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More Europeans die from heat-related illness each year than Americans do from gun violence. I have discovered this less than one week ago. I knew you were A/C-phobes, but I didnt realize the blood price for it. Why do you do this to yourselves? The planet will survive. Be eco-degenerates. Drill a little. Embrace your inner villain.
More A/C = faster recovery time after practice = better soccer team = 7-0 victory in the Final. Airtight logic.
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purerogue3
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posted July 02, 2026 08:30 PM |
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ColonelSanders
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posted July 07, 2026 04:37 PM |
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Yesterday was a dark day in the history of peoplekind.
At least we lost to a good team. That blunts the pain. The waffle people were coordinated and highly determined. It would have been super embarrassing to get knocked out by a noob team like Brazil or Germany.
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purerogue3
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posted July 07, 2026 05:20 PM |
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He ruined your 250th just admit it
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Ghost
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posted July 09, 2026 06:50 PM |
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Inexperienced team, no other..
Go to Norway..
And then to buy the first American bill.. It's purerogue..
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ColonelSanders
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posted July 12, 2026 02:16 AM |
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If England wins it will also count as a US victory, because England used to be American before we declared independence and then they refused to join us as a state.
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Ghost
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posted July 12, 2026 10:23 AM |
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Delaware bill..
Ok England beat Norway.. So England vs Argentine..
France vs Arg/Eng.. I think so..
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ColonelSanders
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posted July 12, 2026 02:20 PM |
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The match is in Dallas, which is basically central Spain except with actual affordable housing, superior barbecue, and more cows, so I think Spain will win with the home weather advantage and the sun baking the players to death while they run around in circles and almost never score a goal.
Argentina with grandfather Messi is clearly a better team, but we will see. If Harry Kane can summon Margaret Thatcher as an archlich and bring her into the 2nd half, the Argentine players will be fleeing in terror. I would like an England WC victory but I dont think it will happen.
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purerogue3
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posted July 12, 2026 04:35 PM |
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Should have picked Ghost for the team.. Ghost you can walk a few hundred miles right?
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Ghost
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posted July 16, 2026 11:31 AM |
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Argentine vs Spain..
When Argentine goaled in 85 and 90+2.. How?
A poor foolball countries can't understand it.. Thus non-expert can thinking defend their area like Finland..
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Drakon-Deus
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posted July 16, 2026 04:41 PM |
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Ghost said:
Argentine vs Spain..
When Argentine goaled in 85 and 90+2.. How?
A poor foolball countries can't understand it.. Thus non-expert can thinking defend their area like Finland..
Well, it's quite simple. After England scored, they gave up the initiative and thought they could just protect the lead for the rest of the match. That approach eventually cost them. Argentina won fair and square.
Offense is the best defense. 
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Ghost
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posted July 17, 2026 09:29 PM |
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ColonelSanders
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posted July 19, 2026 07:18 PM |
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You see, the England France match is what soccer ought to be. That was some badass back and forth carnage. FIFA needs to change the rules to make scoring more possible. A wider goal net, or (better yet) have two goals to score in instead of just one. This will encourage more creative playstyles and add a touch of life to the stale and predictable matches.
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