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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Oldtimer takes a bath
Thread: Oldtimer takes a bath This thread is 4 pages long: 1 2 3 4 · «PREV
HeyYou
HeyYou


Known Hero
and beloved food provider.
posted October 17, 2002 03:37 AM

I never saw "A League Of Their Own."
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted October 17, 2002 03:57 AM

He takes a piss that is like 3 minutes long, because he's drunk off his ass.
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


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posted October 18, 2002 02:37 AM

*walks in to use the toilet, and sees  a  white beard sticking out of the water*

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *as he gets closer he realizes that it isnt a beard, because beards arent in the midsection...*
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted November 12, 2002 07:42 AM

Wake up Oldtimer! It seems you've fallen asleep and had a terrible dream. c'mon old guy.. outta the bathroom, there's quite a line-up of people waiting to use it!

*to those who don't understand what I'm going on about, please read the thread This Message Board *  LOL
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Snogard
Snogard


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posted November 12, 2002 09:24 AM

Quote:
Wake up Oldtimer! It seems you've fallen asleep and had a terrible dream. c'mon old guy.. outta the bathroom, there's quite a line-up of people waiting to use it!




Er... the Old man is asking for some soap just now.  I think he must be confused and trying to go for another round...
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 12, 2002 01:59 PM

Come on OT.. you'll get all... err... you are all... oh, you were wrinkly anyway, just forget it!!
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 12, 2002 05:14 PM

Okay, just to catch up, if this was all a dream, am I still a toad or not?  Because, there was this real hottie with great jumping legs and a long, fly catching tongue on the next lily pad who I'm supposed to take out for crickets and then spawn with next Friday and that's going to lead to a really akward situation if I'm human again.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted November 13, 2002 12:24 AM

But as he woke up he noticed that there was a message stuck on his lower arm. It said:

"For goodness sake, OT, you are a real sick-minded man."
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 10, 2004 01:21 PM

revived
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