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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Little thing that could change the fate of...
Thread: Little thing that could change the fate of...
Nebuka
Nebuka


Promising
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Save me Jebus!
posted July 31, 2002 10:20 PM
Edited By: Nebuka on 31 Jul 2002

Little thing that could change the fate of...

The Matrix

MORPHEUS: You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
NEO: (quickly grabs the blue pill and swallows it) Hmm, nice and minty...Have more?

Star Wars: Empire Strikes back

DARTH VADER: Luke, I'm your father.
LUKE SKYWALKER: Daddy!!!!!

Titanic

ROSE: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
JACK: Take my hand. I'll pull you back in.
ROSE:No! Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go.
JACK: Oh, whatever...(goes away)  

Fellowship of the Ring

GALADRIEL: I know what it was that you saw. For it is also in my mind. It is what will come to pass if you should fail. The fellowship is breaking . It has already begun. He will try to take the ring. You know of whom I speak. One by one it will destroy them all.
FRODO: If you ask it of me, I will give you the one ring.
GALADRIEL: Really? Gee...thanks!

Gladiator

MARCUS: I want you to become the protector of Rome after I die. I will empower you, to one end alone, to give power back to the people of Rome and end the corruption that has crippled it.
[Shock and bewilderment overcome Maximus. His deep breathing can be heard. Receiving no response, Marcus continues.] Will you accept this great honour that I have offered?

MAXIMUS: Sure will!!! Rome, here I come!
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted July 31, 2002 11:30 PM

i liked the first three in titanic i think it would have been better and rose jumped off the titanic would give an entirely new story to it
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privatehudson
privatehudson


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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted August 01, 2002 03:01 AM

someone told me this one about gladiator

My name is Maximus Araulius
Commander of the Armies of the North
Father of a Murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
and I am here to teach latin this summer
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Having a bad hair day.
posted August 01, 2002 03:36 AM
Edited By: Sir_Elric on 31 Jul 2002

Quote:
someone told me this one about gladiator

My name is Maximus Araulius
Commander of the Armies of the North
Father of a Murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
and I am here to teach latin this summer

ROFL! now that's a good one heh heh........

how about this one....

Dirty Harry

"Are you feeling lucky punk?"

"Well actually, yes..."BANG! BANG!
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LydiaElf
LydiaElf


Known Hero
me?
posted August 01, 2002 03:37 AM

of...

The 6th sense

(don't reed this unless you 've seen the movie )

Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?
[Cole shakes his head no]
Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake?
[Cole nods]
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead. Just like you.
Malcolm Crowe:


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Snogard
Snogard


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customised
posted August 01, 2002 07:13 AM

Quote:
someone told me this one about gladiator

My name is Maximus Araulius
Commander of the Armies of the North
Father of a Murdered son
Husband to a murdered wife
and I am here to teach latin this summer


This is really a good one!!!
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Athimus_Phaeni
Athimus_Phaeni


Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
posted August 01, 2002 03:38 PM

Great thread, the one I like most was the Star Wars one. I dont know any jokes like these, but I will search for some.
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted August 01, 2002 03:44 PM

Harry potter and the sorcerers stone

Hagrid: Yer a wizard Dudley

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bort
bort


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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted August 01, 2002 03:58 PM

Moses : LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Pharoah : Okey-dokey.  Send me a post card.

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted August 01, 2002 04:04 PM

Peewees big adventure

PeeWee: *Barging into pool/bath room* FRANCIS!!
Francis: Okay peewee, your bikes outside. Hurry up and get it!

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privatehudson
privatehudson


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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted August 01, 2002 05:46 PM

Okay one Name related quotes now from aliens I can't think of alternatives though

Hudson: Hey vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, Have you?

and some Babylon 5 ones

After trying to find a ancient alien race for some time, Ivanova and the Ranger Marcus (an Englishman) eventually confront them, intending to get their help in a war against the powerful shadows. Having asked them They only get the answer "ZOG".

Ivanova: Great they understand our langauge but they refuse to speak to us in it
Marcus: Oh I didn't know they were french! (English in Joke Really)

The first ones then pull away from the b5 ship and start to leave, Ivanova realises this can't happen and tries to stop them.

Ivanova: No they can't leave stop them
Marcus: Oh and how shall we do that? Shall I go outside with a big red stop sign? Perhaps I shall put a bucket on my head and pretend to be an ancient Vorlon god Boogee?
Ivanova: that's it
Marcus: Okay i'll go and get a bucket! (ivanova knowing the Vorlons and First ones are rivals plays on this and tells them they are too scared and that the vorlons said they could beat the shadows alone)


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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
posted April 08, 2004 03:23 PM

lol these are all funny!
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Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted April 09, 2004 04:20 AM

Quote:
PeeWee: *Barging into pool/bath room* FRANCIS!!
Francis: Okay peewee, your bikes outside. Hurry up and get it!



lmao, thats such a great movie!
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