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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted August 02, 2002 05:11 PM |
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How to be true n00b at the zone
This is a discovery about n00bs that I have to share with you. On the zone this friday the 2nd of August 2002 some people discovered how to be a "true n00b".
The story you are about to hear is entirely true, and by this I mean false. But we all want it to be true, and isnīt that the real truth?
The answer is no.
Im bjorn190, and this is what happened:
Bjorn190> so I was like "no u foo, u play a map for 5 days, you dont restart cause of template"
Bjorn190> 
boro1914levski> ...
BossBoDiddly> i think u right bjorn just send msg and save to HC they will give u win
Bjorn190> oh Im gonna wait tho
(Enter)> istanbulknight
IrnWill> well bjorn....he's just not as jebus'd as you are....lets not beat a dead horse
Bjorn190> just gotta get the n00b off
Bjorn190> it wont come off!! 
Bjorn190> how to be n00b:
(Enter)> freakmebaby
Bjorn190> 1. pick necro and isra
Bjorn190> 2. play a map for 5 days, see how it goes
(Exit)> istanbulknight
BossBoDiddly> hey freak
Bjorn190> 3. if youre not doing well, ask for a restart due to template
Bjorn190> 4. say that the other guy wins, but dont report it
Bjorn190> 5. go jerk off some
(Exit)> younghoon
Bjorn190> 6. watch tv
BossBoDiddly> lol
Bjorn190> 7. go tell girls you like them
Bjorn190> 8. try to kiss em
Bjorn190> 9. get slapped around some
IrnWill> hey! I do atleast 5 of them!
Bjorn190> 10. go to zone and play it of
Bjorn190>
IrnWill> am I semi nooby then?
boro1914levski> ima li balgari tuk
BossBoDiddly> repeat 1-10
Bjorn190> no u have to do all 10
t780> n
Bjorn190> to be true noob
IrnWill> damn I's not a true noob :*(
Bjorn190> few ppl are
Bjorn190> I still wanna play tho
IrnWill> lol
(Exit)> UncleanerDeer78
Bjorn190> Im gonna become fecking legionarie!!
IrnWill> oooh chinese place is open
BossBoDiddly> i do 1 2 3 4 5 5 5 5 5 5 6 7 8 9 10
So the recepie of a true n00b is in the open, and Bossbodiddly claims to be the first true n00b. Is it real? You find it out for yourself. The answer is in the eye of the beholder, and the choices are your own.
But if you play me, know this:
I do not give restarts day 5 due to template when I have 7 times your towns, unless there is a rule that specifies it
Gl and HF, and keep off the n00b
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I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace... I am protector of the innocent... I am the light in the darkness... I am truth.
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted August 02, 2002 05:18 PM |
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to be a TRUE noob your name has to be bjorn!!!! 
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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Jinxer
Legendary Hero
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posted August 02, 2002 05:28 PM |
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naa true NOOB = players that still need the safety net of a fix memorization map to have fun.
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zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted August 02, 2002 07:04 PM |
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Jinxer the Basher
To each their own Jinxer, people each enjoy what they enjoy, why do you have to start this crap?
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Winner or Whiner?
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted August 02, 2002 07:16 PM |
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to feel superior of course, what else =)
And gimme room 1 you foo!
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jb239
Famous Hero
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posted August 02, 2002 09:09 PM |
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I dont even get the point of this board...just thought Id say that as I moved to readin the next one..
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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted August 02, 2002 09:17 PM |
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Now boys dun make me get my paddle out and put ya in time out play nice Jinxer and Zud
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted August 02, 2002 09:27 PM |
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Quote:
Now boys dun make me get my paddle out and put ya in time out play nice Jinxer and Zud
Do you mean I donīt have to play nice? Cool, is it cause Im so attractive? 
Yaaay! Go Kitteen!!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 03, 2002 12:18 AM |
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Come to room 19 so you can lose.
Please anyone game 19 so I can beat you
JB loosen up a bit lol
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Mocara
Famous Hero
what?
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posted August 04, 2002 10:29 AM |
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This is the best thread because Zud said something I think of saying sometimes.
Basically that when we say 'My way is better' then we basically sound like an idiot.
And then JB said something else I think of when I read this board;
Basically that it is completely and utterly pointless.
Just like this post I just made.
A pointless post saying nothing about a pointless board that says nothing.
And yet I read it. Sad huh?
-Mocara
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 04, 2002 07:28 PM |
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I read you post moroca I like it.
Further more I add this!
I'm mad! You all say newbie at the zone
It infuriates me that you think it's only 1 zone!
MaN!! people go into zones all the time! Right now I'm in a red zone, and your all in *different zone's*
So what is this thread asking.. How to be a n00b together in eatchothers zone's?
Edit--- OHhhh THAT zone.. : lol
OkAa on a serious note
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How is one to know the zone in one way? Isn't life "to each thy own" or something close? If a n00b get's to a new place its stupid to bash him/her unless they are anoying, and/or trying to be trolls. Even some cases you can let a n00b know theyre being anoying with out being to harsh.
Hell, I like newbies.. They are funny to me and I try not to push them without letting them no it's not offensive to them. stoopid n00bs
What I'm trying to say, is like me because I'm stoopid
hahah
goodnite
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 14, 2002 02:43 PM |
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And yet another great thread by a Swede...
Sweden = n00b-country
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted August 14, 2002 03:00 PM |
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You might own a taver, but I OWN GAME 1!!! YAAAAAY!
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AndiAngelo
Hired Hero
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posted August 14, 2002 03:55 PM |
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im not nooB. i will show you foo !!!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 17, 2002 04:12 PM |
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u just did
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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