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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Suicidal Psychologist's Clinic
Thread: The Suicidal Psychologist's Clinic
tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 03, 2002 02:57 PM
Edited By: tuapui on 3 Oct 2002

The Suicidal Psychologist's Clinic

Welcome to my clinic. I listen to your problems and try and answer them best I can. If I cannot I am sure many others will solve your problems. Let us begin with a couple of things i might want to say.

1.)Whatever you do, there is no grounds where I will be able to prevent you from commiting suicide. It's your choice ultimately, but I can persuade you to jump off the other side of the building.

2.)No I am actually not suicidal. My main goal in life is to become someone who would be depressed and sick of life so bad I feel like commiting Hari-Kiri. Okay you can say I am suicidal to an extent.

3.)Post your troubles here, and I will gladly point you in the right direction, nudge you to the correct ledge, and push you with force if need be. Be open. Life does not suck so bad. It's just worse than you think.

4.)I was wondering if you might know what you can post here. Nonsense is a good term to begin with, and extraordinary is a more exagerrated, nevertheless preferred reference to, well, what you can post here.

5.)To end with, I would wish that none of you dirty the carpet with guns, knifes, explosives, chopsticks, or any other material that might urge you to end your life prematurely. There is a special area out the back yard put aside and specially prepared where you can quietly sit and watch children's interactive programmes until you calm down and decide to use a more violent form of death to suit your needs.

P.S. With that said, have a happy and hopeful day, and remember, life isn't as bad as you think, even though your boss pisses on you all day and you can't do a thing about it.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 04, 2002 12:59 AM

How utterly boring it is to just sit here and await a aptient to treat. Can someone please come in, have a seat, and we will start to discuss our favourite method of suicide or form of destruction. Or maybe it is something you see? Elves around every street corner? Perhaps we...uhm "I" can find a solution to your problems?
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted October 04, 2002 02:10 AM

Okay man.. I thought all phsychologists are flimsy little bald guy's. Since when do black dragon's get medical degree's huh? Dose Tri-care cover this?

Man, I'm cool anyway's your wasting your time with me.

later... *door slam's*

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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 04, 2002 02:38 AM

The weather is pretty well over the hill. So as to speak, well JUST BECAUSE IM BLACK YOU GET RACIST?!?! SO WHAT IF IM A BLACK dragon HUH??? Now lemme see, there are three spheres on my desk, and i place the blue one in the blue square and the red one in the green triangle. Wait it does'nt fit... ROMANA! Are you still out in the back yard? Stop watching the TV already and help me with this puzzle!
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted October 04, 2002 04:20 AM

...why would someone actually willingly go and accept advice from aa so called psychologist that has suicidal tendencies of his own, and is in denial of it?
It seems to me that the wrong person is seeking aid.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 04, 2002 05:08 AM
Edited By: tuapui on 3 Oct 2002

Now if you would excuse me a moment but.. oh look little birds are in the tree..can you see? Everything is so pretty don't you think? Oh my, I think it's time to take my medicine... hehehe hahaha oh that's cute too. Who hears? Wait no. If you must excuse me I have this split personality... oh oh! the birds are singing Marilyn Manson songs again... can you hear? Nidhgrin! Where are you? It's time for your daily exercise! Oh no...that is my other self. Life sucks, and ever so with the other dreaded personality. Why? Must I be the only sucidal dragon in the world that has a split personality that is a psychologist? Woe is me ... You want candy RMS? I got plenty here in my little jar on my desk... whats the problem? What have you come to seek help in?
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 04, 2002 05:27 AM

*gulps down medcine*
..that takes care of my alter ego...
I have set up my clinic here to be a listener and adviser to the more screwed aspects of mortal life, and here you will perhaps recieve whatever sympathy or crticism you deserve. The clinic welcomes any one who requires attention, and gives it. Especially if you, like me, almost eliminated and completely disintegrated all traces of a HOMM IV software because of it being ever so disappointing and frustrating, and perhaps common topics can be discussed, like anarchy and the mental faculties. Hopefully you will understand that this clinic was initially set up for people to come in and cry their guts out and complain about anything and everything there is to complain about.
Life sucks, but it is not as bad as you think. It is worse.
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tetsuya
tetsuya


Hired Hero
posted October 04, 2002 01:41 PM

Doc Doc, i think im marty Mcfly from BTF what do i do, ive put a food blender on my miny, but the ****ing thing wont reach 88mph, it just mumbles at me. ive got an alminak but thats out of date. and ive tried scaitbording to college but i brock my arm. to only pleasher i get is by fondaling my nipples wile sitting on my hoverbord. and the only love life i have is from my crazy PAST mum who fancys the pants off of me, yeah you gotta help me Doc, then i can save you from being shot by some lybian terroist over some platonum.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 04, 2002 01:56 PM

Lemme see now... your prescription should be carried out by downing booze and try to forget everything that has happened. Tell yourself life sucks and look down the street for any sign of dogs. If there are dogs, then you have to go to your ex-girlfriend, say you're sorry for ever leaving her, or whatever you did to make her leave you. Then slap her in the face and start laughing your guts out and watch her slam the door in your face. If you do not have an ex, then follow the no-dog-on-the-street prescription, in which case you should break into your local arms dealer and stage a high school shootout, and say you'll never do it again to the police, and deny all charges to the judge. If you are incapable of that, you would maybe prefer to sit down over at my back yard and join our dear mod Romana watching her favourite programme. If you're lucky, you may find Hexa there too with Romana, and Lith fiddling with uranium rods in the reactor section. If you require assistance, Nidhgrin is out by the gate playing Tickle Me Pedo with Lich_king. And about the cuban terrorists, they seem to be having a problem trying to get Lith to let go of the plutonium.
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Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted October 05, 2002 12:18 AM

Quote:
Nidhgrin is out by the gate playing Tickle Me Pedo with Lich_king


Excuse me !!! What Is the meaning of my name in this post ??? Uhmmmm...??? Doctor ? >:/
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 05, 2002 02:15 AM

Now now my little mad necromancer, theres no need to get all worked up...you just stay still so I can give you your medcine. No no don't move, ARGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET THOSE SKELETONS OFF OUT OF THE DISCO!
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Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted October 05, 2002 02:10 PM

As you can remember UNDEAD CREATURES ARE NOT AFFECTED BY MIND CONDITIONS So let me go !!!!!!

*Runs away from the dragon, and teleports to... Romana's apartment to join her in the TV marathon*
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 05, 2002 02:14 PM

So in other words you mean I cannot change the way you think? Damn i really need to administer a treatment for undead..
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Nidhgrin
Nidhgrin


Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
posted October 05, 2002 02:14 PM

Nonono, you're looking at it from the wrong side.  You have to flip it over.  There, that's it!  Much better.  The main problem we seem to be facing here is that monday's soup used to be red with little delicious breadcrums.  Now, unfortunately today is a saturday and, so it seems, to a certain extent anyway, this is a day that...  But o well, let's not talk about that okay.  I'm more eager to know what my name is doing in these threads.  What's the meaning behind 'Tickle Me Pedo'?  Why does RMS get all the candy?  Who's the person that explod... no wrong universe.  Got some candy left, gwaah!

On a sidenote: What's going on here?
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 05, 2002 02:34 PM

Why it is my very own clinic for treatment of mentally disturbed folk like yourselves! Look over there... Romana so happily watching teletubb...um..and over there! Look it is the... If i remember correctly, it is a kitten who keeps thinking that it is a tiger! oh yes, that one. Really nasty. All fur and claws. Tested positive on rabid yes it did. Had to lock it up in the little cage with plenty of catnip.
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Nidhgrin
Nidhgrin


Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
posted October 05, 2002 02:39 PM


He found himself walking down the High Street, held upright by a steady arm.  Outside a public house three Bow Street Runners in red waistcoats watched their passage with superior contempt.  "This town's full of robin red-breasts," he commented with a grimace.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted October 05, 2002 03:16 PM

Now Nidhgrin, don't mumble to yourself it's bad for your health. It's time for your medcine~~
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