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Thread: Hermaphroditic Elephants...
Oldtimer
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posted October 15, 2002 09:34 AM

Hermaphroditic Elephants...

It has come to my attention that I have only started one thread in the last three months.  Being a prolific thread starter, this seemed to bother me(or I got really bored and stayed up late one night).  But the problem is that I really had nothing worthwhile to say or discuss or even chit chat about.

There used to be alot of fun things going on around here, but it seems that recently that this board has gotten a bit serious. HCNN is taking over many people thoughts, and then all of the petty bickering over mods and stars and such.  Even I sometimes consider jumping into the overallanyzation of world events and even more importantly: mods and their henious crimes against the freedom loving people of the HC.  But on the lighter side....

A hermaphroditic elephant has been rasing a rucuss in the neighborhood.  This gender bending pachyderm is confusing all of his friends at the zoo.  Possibly a candidate for Ripley's Believe It or Not the grey gargantuan is ...well you probably know the rest of the story.

(BTW ignore the star on the top of this post, it was probably put there just to piss you off...that is if you get upset over that sort of thing.)
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Aculias
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posted October 15, 2002 09:48 AM

i can only guess but i think it all started with the threads of the dif sex & the fued we all went & when Cat came in we all admired her but some also thought just because she sent a bikini pic & was female she got all those points but it could also go deeper from when Milena & I argued & alot changed after that issue when she decided to leave.
like real life we go through changes & since some recent (4-5) month new comers came in they fueded about quality points & I think the issue is the points because they want to be better & jealous of the others & think the mods are being unfair.

Also personal fueds get put into public & then everyone is invlolved & start judging others that they have no idea what is really going on 7 then the seriousness starts again.

I mentioned that I believe that females always get q points (Milena,Cat & Shae etc) because the only reason is they act or talk sexy & everyone is fond of that & mayhaps I was wrong but it caused friction & changed alot.

When Cat embarrassed me in Conns thread I flamed the boards & made some mistakes & sometimes you have to live with them & thangs were never the same but point is certain issues changes a person a way they think then the new comers see this & the environment changes & we cant really stop it.

I dont know if I am to blame for all of this but I was once one of the nicest person here for many months but i changed because of issues with certain people & the first one was like a month when i first came here from a cruel IM from a certain female.

Then in time my kindness turned to firm but one thang that never changed is I always treated people equally & fair & never lied but i joke & make smart comments at times but it just all built up even from my games in TOH where players cheated over 10 times in one season 7 quiters & arguments & then I tried in the past to look out for the new players from certain new comer flamers but then I came to understand in some ways why they do that & people like Kraven learns from this & it's cool.

Just remember that there is always a reason for everythang & to not see the truth is not knowing the truth.


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posted October 15, 2002 09:54 AM

Well the problem I think is me. I think I may have made Wesley and Murphy leave. Then I made way too big a deal over the Dar_Kraven Andi thing. Then DM came. People became very serious. I caused too much trouble.

Mods started to crack down on people flaming after that.

From now on, I think that mods should not get in the way or take sides in arguements between groups of people. People also shouldn't take sides in heated arguements. This just puts the entire community in an arguement that no one wants to see. During any lengthy arguements, all of the arguers should be given warning to argue in their own specific arguement thread, so they stop clogging up the other threads with arguements. If arguing takes place outside of that thread then they will be given penalties.

If mods are going to crack down, it must not take the fun out of HC. Please try to let us settle the arguements on our own. This way we can still have fun and people won't have to see a bunch of arguements.

Actually, the best way to stop arguements is to compromise. I almost never see that around here. Hasn't anyone heard of a compromise?
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Aculias
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posted October 15, 2002 09:56 AM

It's not you trust me Red
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bort
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posted October 15, 2002 01:52 PM

Look at this, Oldtimer brings up a legitimate problem about Elephental Peno-vaginal Syndrome (EPS) and people use this as a forum to address their own petty concerns.  Always the same, isn't it?  Seriously, though, in an interview, the elephant, known as "Pat" to his/her friends said that (s)he prefers being a (fe)male and wouldn't give it up for anything.  (S)he enjoys watching football and belching, but (s)he can also appreciate good curtains when she sees them and enjoys purchashing Treasured Memories (TM) figurines.  (S)he would, however like to find a nice bull/cow to settle down with so that his/her mother/father will stop calling and asking if (s)he has found a mate yet.  So if you like long walks on the Savannah, dislike being shot and having your teeth made into a piano, and also are flexible enough to accomodate well... let's figure out that later... then get in contact with Pat.  (S)he's really sweet if you get to know him/her.

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HeyYou
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posted October 15, 2002 04:00 PM

I don't like olives.

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tuapui
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posted October 15, 2002 05:51 PM

Would it matter to bring up things long buried? Well, then if you say no it does not matter, then let us concentrate on how our greyed behemoths can all of a sudden start populating the world by the dozens, due to ...uh...Acu I think you can put this better than I can.
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posted October 15, 2002 06:43 PM

Actually, while we're bringing up our own issues, I'd like to speak out against the fact that my life in no way resembles a shameless male empowerment fantasy that objectifies women.  Lousy life.

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posted October 15, 2002 08:32 PM

I think Bort missed the point it is the way the mind works were not machines here were all humans with feelings & some are more sensetive then others & all these events are just the icing on the cake & it builds up & with all others that are new here see this.
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posted October 15, 2002 08:55 PM

Quote:
I think Bort missed the point it is the way the mind works were not machines here were all humans with feelings & some are more sensetive then others & all these events are just the icing on the cake & it builds up & with all others that are new here see this.


Um... didn't know this was still being discussed.  I thought we both realized it was a misunderstanding, I apologized, you apologized, end of story, right?  What's bringing this back up again?

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posted October 15, 2002 08:59 PM

I dont understand what you mean I was not bringing up that one disagreement at all just in general of peoples behavior?
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posted October 15, 2002 09:01 PM

Okay, I get it.  Sorry, just saw my name mentioned and wanted to make sure we were okay now.

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posted October 15, 2002 09:09 PM

Defanately lol
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posted October 15, 2002 09:23 PM

FREE the Snowbacks!

A crime against humanity is being perpetrated under our vary noses.  I know this may seem strange coming from someone not known for his sympathy for his northern brethren, but a horrific situation has come to my attantion.

Canadian children are being held in the self contained wing of the public school system.

Relegated to the short buses and being ridiculed by "normals", Canadian children are being unfairly reclassified as "retarded".  Said one child, "They thought I was slow, but I'm from Canada, eh."

The parents of these children seem very upset. "I'd rather drink American beer than see our younguns in dem dare wingnut classes," said one distraught mother underlining the seriousness that Canadians are taking the situation.


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posted October 15, 2002 09:33 PM

I'm over my heeaaaad but it sure feels niiiice
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posted October 15, 2002 10:51 PM

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"I'd rather drink American beer than see our younguns in dem dare wingnut classes," said one distraught mother



Admittedly, it took her 8 minutes to finish the sentence.

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