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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted November 10, 2002 12:06 AM |
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None bigger than you!
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted November 10, 2002 12:07 AM |
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And your problem is hexa?
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted November 10, 2002 12:15 AM |
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Ugh. Where Cat gone?
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted November 10, 2002 12:16 AM |
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well thanks Cats well sorry I didnt reply sooner I had to reboot & going to lay a smack down on Hexa here 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted November 10, 2002 12:22 AM |
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This fun didn't last long.
I blame Hexa for it.
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted November 10, 2002 12:22 AM |
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Darn there went Cat 
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted November 10, 2002 12:25 AM |
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well sheesh only like really early in the morning for her, give her a break lol
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted November 10, 2002 12:27 AM |
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Errrrr it's 11:30 there.......... I know that because she lives in my time zone and it's uhmmmmmmm 11:30 here 
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Nebuka
Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
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posted November 10, 2002 12:28 AM |
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It's about 11.30pm there where she is...we call that evening.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 10, 2002 12:29 AM |
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cat will always be back...
One of those thing's we feel, so when the unexpected
happens the sevierest pains rip our hearts into a hope for comotose.
cat will not leave 
cat will not leave
cat will be here foever with new pics. 
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted November 10, 2002 12:33 AM |
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this stupid spamming is there reason why all decent posters are gone, why i have to toss you down from time to time coz you all earn it so much, and why you feel like morons...
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted November 10, 2002 12:35 AM |
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So I made a bobo sue me
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Dreaming of a Better World
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted November 10, 2002 12:36 AM |
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*ignores andi*
*calls his lawyer to sue aculias*
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 10, 2002 12:38 AM |
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*being nice*
andi, why do yoo get all the cool traits. I always cry when you post andi, thank you
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted November 10, 2002 12:50 AM |
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Oi! Who let the rabble on stage here? Freakin' new age audience participation performance art. There is a very specific way to do a show that must be followed:
1. I say to Cat "Who's on first"
2. Cat replies "I don't know, who is on first?"
3. Then I say, "exactly, Who's on first"
You see, the humor comes about since the name of the first baseman is in fact "Who" but Cat thinks that I am asking the name of the person who is on first, hence "Who's on first." The confusion is later compounded when it is revealed that a fellow named "What" is on second and a man who is named "I Don't Know" plays third base, leading to more comic mix ups. The sketch culminates in a gag that will leave the audience in stitches:
Cat : I said I don't give a darn!
Bort : Oh, that's our shortstop.
All in all, a good time is had by all and the show is family friendly so you can bring your children to the show and then go to the soda shop for sundaes.
This audience participation crap just confuses me.
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted November 10, 2002 12:56 AM |
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Bort you get confused when someone says hello so that's nothing unusual m8
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted November 10, 2002 01:51 AM |
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Strange weather we're having!
We've got a low pressure system and a northeast breeze
We've got a falling barometer and rising seas
We've got the cumulonimbus and a possible gale
We've got a force nine blowing on the Beaufont scale
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted November 10, 2002 01:54 AM |
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Just to think for a sec I thought for once you decided to have fun for once Wolfy but I was wrong
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted November 10, 2002 03:52 AM |
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OOH! OOH! I WANNA BE A SPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMER! SPAMMMMMMER! SPAMMMMMMER! SPAMMMMMMER! ME WANT SPAM! ME WANT SPAM! ME WANT SPAM!!!!!!!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted November 10, 2002 06:06 AM |
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yet another spam thread... :)
if only we could keep all the spam in here and leave the rest of HC clean... I may be MIA most of the time but when I get back here I get a headache... half the tavern is spam filled with threads without any purpose or reason to be there except to make us bored or mad...
PS: i'm sure andi can have his own "tosser hour" here...
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